Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

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Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  LoganAura on Wed Aug 08, 2012 8:51 pm

Exactly what it says on the tin. Post either vocal, or lyrical, parodies for songs related to any campaign going on, wether it be Pony Tales, Wizard, Hooved adventurers, or Tatters! I'll start:

This Game Aria, as sung by two DMs
Evil DM:
This game is going to be Perfect.
The kind of game of which I've dreamed since I was small.
There'll be a huge TPK
Torrin'll be back, what can I say.
The PCs don't know this game will end them all!

***
Good DM:
This game was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small.
But instead of giving loot
And ending with a big hoot!
The final die has been rolled, and it is nat 1

***
Evil DM:
Don't give a hoot
About the loot
The party won't
be very hearty
Cloud? Well I was lying when I say
That the cloud proved she was flying
and I stopped you all from trying,
The truth is she was right there all along!
Now Heat Wave despises you,
Conflagria's hate's not through
But, I still will have an alicorn!

***
Good DM:
I must escape before it's too late
Find a way to save the day!
Hope? I'd be lying if I say
That I don't fear that I may lose them
To one who will abuse them.
Not care for, help grow, entertain each day!
For I so love DMing.
All my thoughts well it is in..
Oh My player friends! I'll be there very soon!

***
Evil DM:
Finally, the moment has arrived
For me to be roll some loaded dice

***
Good DM:
Oh, the session Iwon't make
They'll be DMed by a fake!
My players! they will all

***
Evil DM:
die.
all die.
*Evil Laughter*

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Zarhon on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:41 pm

Peasant's Singing Quest, sung to the tune of Pinkie's Singing Telegram.

"This is your group quest
I hope it finds you well!
You're summoned by the king
cause he's seen the foes you've fell!
Dragon's torching four-year-olds
So help us eviscerate!
The feasts will be delicious
The loots first-rate!"


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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:41 pm

The Pony Tales Character Building Song

(Set to the cupcake song)

"All you have to do is choose your attributes
Just choose a cool mix
Now choose two skills for special training
And a cutie mark, it's a cinch!

Makin' a pony's such a breeze
Choose your race and combat talents
Then utilities too and a special move
Don't worry about the balance

Ponies, the fun is staying
Ponies, just keep on playing
Ponies! Ponies, ponies PONIES!

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:44 pm

He's an evil game master!
He'll lead you into disaster!
And he'll kill you all,
Be you fighter or caster!
And what will you do?
When his plan follows through?
His monsters gobble you up
In a big tasty stew!

So...

Watch out.

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:52 pm

The Art of DM
Thread by thread, building an adventure
Plot threads twist, breaking down the players bit by bit
Making sure exposition flows nicely
Don't want to have the party split
Always gotta keep in mind my pacing
Setting up the challenges they're facing
I'm planning my campaign...

Quest by quest, fussing on the details
Each quest-line, baiting them with treasure they'll desire
Crafting circumstances dire
That'll make PCs perspire
Gotta mind those intimate details
(And keep your players on the rails)
I'm running my campaign.

DMing's easy
Easier than you'd think
Just be fair and don't be sleazy
Run a good game
(Are the characters cheesy?)

Something brash, a plan that's stretching
Common sense? Your players probably died
Trying to wheel and deal with devils
In the hope of gaining extra levels
But the deal they offered stank
And now they've lost their only tank
We're trying to fix this mess

Sword by sword, spell by spell
Astral sea, heaven, hell
Orc by orc, gem by gem
Freeing souls we've condemned
And that's...

How you DM

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  AlicornPriest on Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:25 am

Doo-du, doo-dut dut doo! Hey!
Stairc is the bestest guy you'll see, whoopee!
He's the coolest, smartest, all-around best pony, whoopee!
And if I write a parody song for him, from me,
maybe he'll write another parody for me!!! Very Happy

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Cainx13 on Thu Aug 09, 2012 9:38 am

ok, Raunbis, want to record the 2DM song? dibs on evil DM. May also try the art of DM, be a fun diversion.Tried singing it just now, it works. I do impersonations and like to sing, and was tempted to do theatre, before my common sense caught up with me. Who else wants to try getting these recorded and turned into an album? Gag album works as well.

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:11 am

If I had recording software, I'm a singer too. But sadly, I don't have recording software.

I'd be thrilled to hear anyone's version of anything here - I give full permission to use any of my lyrics. sunny

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  LoganAura on Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:20 am

Audacity's free Dan. That's what I use.

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Ranubis on Thu Aug 09, 2012 11:53 am

I'm looking forward to trying out a recording or two, should get to it shortly after getting set back up on campus.

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Cainx13 on Thu Aug 09, 2012 7:34 pm

I have several programs, Audacity is not one, may need to get it...

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:48 am

AlicornPriest wrote:Doo-du, doo-dut dut doo! Hey!
Stairc is the bestest guy you'll see, whoopee!
He's the coolest, smartest, all-around best pony, whoopee!
And if I write a parody song for him, from me,
maybe he'll write another parody for me!!! Very Happy

*laughs* Thanks AlicornPriest. Maybe I will write one for you when I get the time. Smile

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Fri Aug 10, 2012 1:57 am

For AlicornPriest

So Many Wonders
What is this game
filled with so many wonders?
Sharp swords and spells
Delving dungeons for plunder

Orcs in their caves
And that merchant looks funny
Stopping a knave
To steal his hush money

Mooneeeeey!

Oh, what a magical place
I better grab my shield and my mace
If I knew this game had so much up it's sleeve
I'd have played it sooner, an RPG

Yes, I Love D&D!

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Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Fri Aug 10, 2012 2:16 am

[Set to: Love is In Bloom]

A Game's Starting Soon
A game’s starting soon
So everyone grab the Mountain Dew
The DM’s planning’s done
And now, it’s time to start the fun, because

A game’s starting soon
So everyone grab the Mountain Dew
Yes, a game’s starting soon
Setting up foes and dungeon rooms
For us (For us, For us…)

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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

Post  MirrorImage on Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:21 am

All the internets in the world to whoever does Gangnam Style and does it well!

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