Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
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Whiteeyes
Colter Bolt
Hayatecooper
The Warrior of Many Faces
Brony 7 of 9
Xel Unknown
Pokonic
Philadelphus
Prof. Charles Hoofington
SilentBelle
Jason Shadow
Demonu
MirrorImage
Ranubis
Cainx13
AlicornPriest
Stairc -Dan Felder
Zarhon
LoganAura
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Those Applejack lines...
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Stairc is the bestest DM, whoopee
Whoopee!
Dan: Logan...
Logan: He is the best pony even better than Derpy
Derpy!
Dan: Logan.
Logan: I bet if I sing a super-duper fun song pa-
rody
Dan: Logan!
Logan:He'll give his extra slot in his pony game to me!
Dan: LOGAN!!!
Whoopee!
Dan: Logan...
Logan: He is the best pony even better than Derpy
Derpy!
Dan: Logan.
Logan: I bet if I sing a super-duper fun song pa-
rody
Dan: Logan!
Logan:He'll give his extra slot in his pony game to me!
Dan: LOGAN!!!
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Jason Shadow wrote:Those Applejack lines...
Yeah, those were fun to write.
LoganAura wrote:Stairc is the bestest DM, whoopee
Whoopee!
Dan: Logan...
Logan: He is the best pony even better than Derpy
Derpy!
Dan: Logan.
Logan: I bet if I sing a super-duper fun song pa-
rody
Dan: Logan!
Logan:He'll give his extra slot in his pony game to me!
Dan: LOGAN!!!
*laughs* It's funny cause it's true!
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Whenever somebody finally records one of these songs, I hope they remember to post a link to said recording here for us all to enjoy! XD
Bet they'll be just a funny hearing them sing as they are just reading them.
Bet they'll be just a funny hearing them sing as they are just reading them.
Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
I'm still in the process of figuring out how Audacity works.Xel Unknown wrote:Whenever somebody finally records one of these songs, I hope they remember to post a link to said recording here for us all to enjoy! XD
Bet they'll be just a funny hearing them sing as they are just reading them.
Plus I need good quality instrumentals of the songs which I can't seem to find anywhere...
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
I tried my hand at recording the This Game Aria. Instrumental was by Mysterious Bronie on YouTube. Sorry for the scratching at the beginning and sudden spike in evil laughter at the end.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Brony 7 of 9 wrote:I tried my hand at recording the This Game Aria. Instrumental was by Mysterious Bronie on YouTube. Sorry for the scratching at the beginning and sudden spike in evil laughter at the end.
I am finding myself unable to access it. Says I don't have permission.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
That's because I'm stupid and didn't set it to Public. Should be fixed now.The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:Brony 7 of 9 wrote:I tried my hand at recording the This Game Aria. Instrumental was by Mysterious Bronie on YouTube. Sorry for the scratching at the beginning and sudden spike in evil laughter at the end.
I am finding myself unable to access it. Says I don't have permission.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Brony 7 of 9 wrote:That's because I'm stupid and didn't set it to Public. Should be fixed now.The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:Brony 7 of 9 wrote:I tried my hand at recording the This Game Aria. Instrumental was by Mysterious Bronie on YouTube. Sorry for the scratching at the beginning and sudden spike in evil laughter at the end.
I am finding myself unable to access it. Says I don't have permission.
Whoo, that gave me chills! Well done!
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- I did notice some awkwardness in the lyrics and how they flowed, but I don't think that was anything to do with you since you didn't write them.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Nightmare Night - A look into Night Owl's view on the world
[PH]
Colts and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't you like to dream something strange?
[Night Owl]
Come with me and feel my plight
Suffer, on this Nightmare Night
[Stalliongrad Citizens chorus]
This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Zombies scream at the horrid sight
[Midnight Moon]
This is Nightmare Night, everybody feel the blight
Cut and slash till the surgery is perfection
It's my clinic, I’ll fix them right
On this day of Nightmare Night
[Mouse]
I am the quiet thief living under neath
Stalking you all the through the uncharted heath
[Shining]
I am the guard that protects your home
keep all your crazy contained within my dome
[Ponyville Chorus]
Now it’s Nightmare Night, Now it’s Nightmare Night
[Violet]
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
In this mind we call home
everyone hail to Sir Night Owls song!
[Money bags]
In this Mind, don't you lose it now!
Our dreamer's waiting for the next sunrise
[Appleloosa Chorus]
round our town, Ancient ones arriving
The kitten's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...
[Sunflower, Black Coal & PC]
Flee! This is Nightmare Night
sky’s black, body lean
[Night Owl]
You’re so scared
[AU]
Well, isn’t that great?
Giggle once, Giggle twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Laugh with the storm in the dead of night
[Baby Kitten]
Everybody Hush, everbody Rush!
[Zombie Seapony]
In this mind of Nightmare Night!
[Jolly Rodger]
I am the Pony without any breath
Lurking in your mind eye and cold without death
[Green Horn]
"I am the one hiding in your soil
Hooves like ivy and life of toil!"
[Nightmare Moon SHADOW]
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
[Seapony Chorus]
Mind at Nightmare Night, Mind at Nightmare Night
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
[Big Kitten]
I rend the minds of everyone
Why all the panic it's my version of fun
[Celestia]
That's my job, but we're don’t fight
In his mind on Nightmare Night
[Bridle Shore Chorus]
In this mind
[Money Bags]
Don't you feel fear?
The mind's waiting for the next surprise
[Canterlot Chorus]
Necromancer Grogar teleports in
Standing like a statue
Make you fight with untold might
It's a Nightmare Night, everyone flee
Wont' ya please make way for a very evil pony?
Our pony Celestia, Princess of Equestria
Even she fell to his demon might!
[EVERYONE]
This is Nightmare Night!, this is Nightmare Night!
Nightmare Night!! Nightmare Night!! Nightmare Night!! Nightmare Night!!
[Baby Kitten + Mouse]
In this mind we call hell
Everyone hail to sir Night Owl!
[EVERYONE]
La la la la-la la [Repeat]
Not great. But hope you find it all somewhat enjoyable
[PH]
Colts and Fillies of every age
Wouldn't you like to dream something strange?
[Night Owl]
Come with me and feel my plight
Suffer, on this Nightmare Night
[Stalliongrad Citizens chorus]
This is Nightmare Night, this is Nightmare Night
Zombies scream at the horrid sight
[Midnight Moon]
This is Nightmare Night, everybody feel the blight
Cut and slash till the surgery is perfection
It's my clinic, I’ll fix them right
On this day of Nightmare Night
[Mouse]
I am the quiet thief living under neath
Stalking you all the through the uncharted heath
[Shining]
I am the guard that protects your home
keep all your crazy contained within my dome
[Ponyville Chorus]
Now it’s Nightmare Night, Now it’s Nightmare Night
[Violet]
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
In this mind we call home
everyone hail to Sir Night Owls song!
[Money bags]
In this Mind, don't you lose it now!
Our dreamer's waiting for the next sunrise
[Appleloosa Chorus]
round our town, Ancient ones arriving
The kitten's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll...
[Sunflower, Black Coal & PC]
Flee! This is Nightmare Night
sky’s black, body lean
[Night Owl]
You’re so scared
[AU]
Well, isn’t that great?
Giggle once, Giggle twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Laugh with the storm in the dead of night
[Baby Kitten]
Everybody Hush, everbody Rush!
[Zombie Seapony]
In this mind of Nightmare Night!
[Jolly Rodger]
I am the Pony without any breath
Lurking in your mind eye and cold without death
[Green Horn]
"I am the one hiding in your soil
Hooves like ivy and life of toil!"
[Nightmare Moon SHADOW]
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
[Seapony Chorus]
Mind at Nightmare Night, Mind at Nightmare Night
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
Nightmare Night! Nightmare Night!
[Big Kitten]
I rend the minds of everyone
Why all the panic it's my version of fun
[Celestia]
That's my job, but we're don’t fight
In his mind on Nightmare Night
[Bridle Shore Chorus]
In this mind
[Money Bags]
Don't you feel fear?
The mind's waiting for the next surprise
[Canterlot Chorus]
Necromancer Grogar teleports in
Standing like a statue
Make you fight with untold might
It's a Nightmare Night, everyone flee
Wont' ya please make way for a very evil pony?
Our pony Celestia, Princess of Equestria
Even she fell to his demon might!
[EVERYONE]
This is Nightmare Night!, this is Nightmare Night!
Nightmare Night!! Nightmare Night!! Nightmare Night!! Nightmare Night!!
[Baby Kitten + Mouse]
In this mind we call hell
Everyone hail to sir Night Owl!
[EVERYONE]
La la la la-la la [Repeat]
Not great. But hope you find it all somewhat enjoyable
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Which One What's This for the Classical Disruption Team.
All:Which One? Which One?
Crossed:The element that's mine?
All:Which One?
Grape:Runes on my bracelet's spine
Sunburst:Which One?
All but Sunburst:I can't believe my eyes
Sunburst's runes glowing
But not mine, this isn't fair!
Which one?!
All: Which One? Which One?
Sanc:There's something very wrong
Soarin':Did we
Grapevine: All have it all along?
All: Which One?
Sunburst: The magic in these
Little symbols representing
Something deep inside us
All but Sunburst: But Which element will guide us?
Which One?
Sanc: OBVIOUSLY I AM EARTH
SINCE I DEFEND THE LAND
Grape: Would that mean I am fire?
Who lends a little hand?
Soarin': That would leave me with air, guys,
but this thing isn't light.
Sunburst: And in my leg I feel the chill
Of ice magic inside.
(Door opens to wave with a water gun and "Think Fast")
All:Which One? Which One?
Crossed:The element that's mine?
All:Which One?
Grape:Runes on my bracelet's spine
Sunburst:Which One?
All but Sunburst:I can't believe my eyes
Sunburst's runes glowing
But not mine, this isn't fair!
Which one?!
All: Which One? Which One?
Sanc:There's something very wrong
Soarin':Did we
Grapevine: All have it all along?
All: Which One?
Sunburst: The magic in these
Little symbols representing
Something deep inside us
All but Sunburst: But Which element will guide us?
Which One?
Sanc: OBVIOUSLY I AM EARTH
SINCE I DEFEND THE LAND
Grape: Would that mean I am fire?
Who lends a little hand?
Soarin': That would leave me with air, guys,
but this thing isn't light.
Sunburst: And in my leg I feel the chill
Of ice magic inside.
(Door opens to wave with a water gun and "Think Fast")
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Also, I'm actually going to have free time soon so expect me recording some of these I'd have to be home alone first though :/
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Well, I decided to sing one of these songs (the so many wonders one) for my youtube channel. Before it is a bunch of other songs, so I'll give you the time of the one that's important to this thread Here we go!
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
I sang a lot of these, admittedly poorly and quietly, but I wanted to get it done before I got distracted. anypony know how to upload a wav file?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGPTb3bioKI
Eh. put it on youtube under "Unlisted".
Eh. put it on youtube under "Unlisted".
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Here's a challenge songwriters, Discord version of Alive from Jekyll and Hyde. Also I might get around to singing some of these soon.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Challenge accepted.
What is this feeling
Coming back to me?
Can it be I’m
Finally free!
Where does the source
Of my new freedom flee
Knowing that I’m
Finally free?
Dear Celestia and Luna,
Your darkest fears are now known
And now the sun and the moon
Are mine to rule alone!
I have a thirst
For such chaos and glee!
All because I’m finally free!
There is no pony
Who won’t bow to me -
Everypony -
Knows that I’m free!
Like the moon, an enigma,
Discord, he who rules the night
Stoned by some heavenly stigma,
But blazing with light!
It's the feeling of being so free!
Filled with chaos, but certainly free!
Discord’s reign is plain for all to see!
It's the feeling of being
Precious me!
Animals trapped behind bars at the zoo
Need to run rampant and free!
Predators live on the prey they pursue!
This time the predator's me!
Chaos, this raging desire,
Fills my whole soul with its curse!
Burning with primitive fire,
Berserk and perverse!
Tonight I'll plunder heaven blind,
Steal from alicorns!
Tonight I'll rule all ponykind,
All hooves, wings, and horns!
And I feel I'll live on forever,
And get my eternal reward!
And I'll show the world
That tonight and forever,
The name to remember's
The name of Discord!
What a feeling now that I am free!
Such perfection and such comedy!
Now such chaos is flowing through me -
That's the feeling
Of being
Truly free!!!
What is this feeling
Coming back to me?
Can it be I’m
Finally free!
Where does the source
Of my new freedom flee
Knowing that I’m
Finally free?
Dear Celestia and Luna,
Your darkest fears are now known
And now the sun and the moon
Are mine to rule alone!
I have a thirst
For such chaos and glee!
All because I’m finally free!
There is no pony
Who won’t bow to me -
Everypony -
Knows that I’m free!
Like the moon, an enigma,
Discord, he who rules the night
Stoned by some heavenly stigma,
But blazing with light!
It's the feeling of being so free!
Filled with chaos, but certainly free!
Discord’s reign is plain for all to see!
It's the feeling of being
Precious me!
Animals trapped behind bars at the zoo
Need to run rampant and free!
Predators live on the prey they pursue!
This time the predator's me!
Chaos, this raging desire,
Fills my whole soul with its curse!
Burning with primitive fire,
Berserk and perverse!
Tonight I'll plunder heaven blind,
Steal from alicorns!
Tonight I'll rule all ponykind,
All hooves, wings, and horns!
And I feel I'll live on forever,
And get my eternal reward!
And I'll show the world
That tonight and forever,
The name to remember's
The name of Discord!
What a feeling now that I am free!
Such perfection and such comedy!
Now such chaos is flowing through me -
That's the feeling
Of being
Truly free!!!
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Trying my paw at this, warning a bit of a WIP
Crit Yourself
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize victory in the battle, one moment
Would you crit it?
Or just fumble it, yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's people shouting do the roll already,
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop nats, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the feats that make him proud
He opens his mouth, but the bonuses won't come out
He's chokin' how, everybody's chokin' now
The rounds run out, times up, over, one!
Snap, back to reality, oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it he knows
His builds made for this folks, items don't matter he's dope
He knows that he's broken, he so cheesy he knows
When the party goes back to their home, that's when it's
Back to the pub again, yo
This whole adventure better go fixin' this moment
And hope he passes the roll
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a session, yo
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a session, yo
His roll's escaping, through this one that is gaping
This world is evil's for the taking, make it sing!
As we move toward a new campaign world, a normal life is boring
But Forgoten Realms' close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He rolls it's all over, this nat one is all on him
Roll to roll shows, he's known as the One-gotter lonely roads
Gods only knows he's home grown fodder , he's no cavalier
He goes to build and barely knows his own tier
But hold your hate cuz there goes the cheese factor
These heroes don't want him no mo', he's old product
They moved on to the next hero who flows
His roll dove and did nada, so the adventure is told it unfolds
I suppose it's old errata, but the roll goes on
Clatter, ta klak ta klak klak
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a seassion, yo
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a session, yo
Go more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this monster apart, barbarians can't be caged
I was playin' from the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and tee pee kayed
But I kept rhymin' and went Bard writin' the next cipher
Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't roll higher than a basic 5 to 9
And I can't provide the right type of buff for my party
Cuz man, these damn charm spells don't kill like fire
And it's no movie, there's no script, this is my roll
And these quests are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin' to get spells and equipment, plus fighten tier fodder
Caught up between bein' a medic and a charma'
Fighter and rouge getin' hurt and too much for me to wanna
Stay back for heals, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a potion
I've got to formulate a plot or end up being used like lotion
Critical is my only DC beatin' option, failure's not
Twenty, I love you, but this bad die's got to go
I cannot throw ones in Stairc's plot, so here I go it's my shot
Nats fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a seassion, yo
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a session, yo
You better
You can do anything you roll a nat twenty on, man
Crit Yourself
Look, if you had, one shot, or one opportunity
To seize victory in the battle, one moment
Would you crit it?
Or just fumble it, yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's people shouting do the roll already,
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop nats, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the feats that make him proud
He opens his mouth, but the bonuses won't come out
He's chokin' how, everybody's chokin' now
The rounds run out, times up, over, one!
Snap, back to reality, oh, there goes gravity
Oh, there goes Rabbit he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it he knows
His builds made for this folks, items don't matter he's dope
He knows that he's broken, he so cheesy he knows
When the party goes back to their home, that's when it's
Back to the pub again, yo
This whole adventure better go fixin' this moment
And hope he passes the roll
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a session, yo
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a session, yo
His roll's escaping, through this one that is gaping
This world is evil's for the taking, make it sing!
As we move toward a new campaign world, a normal life is boring
But Forgoten Realms' close to post mortem
It only grows harder, only grows hotter
He rolls it's all over, this nat one is all on him
Roll to roll shows, he's known as the One-gotter lonely roads
Gods only knows he's home grown fodder , he's no cavalier
He goes to build and barely knows his own tier
But hold your hate cuz there goes the cheese factor
These heroes don't want him no mo', he's old product
They moved on to the next hero who flows
His roll dove and did nada, so the adventure is told it unfolds
I suppose it's old errata, but the roll goes on
Clatter, ta klak ta klak klak
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a seassion, yo
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a session, yo
Go more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this monster apart, barbarians can't be caged
I was playin' from the beginning, the mood all changed
I been chewed up and spit out and tee pee kayed
But I kept rhymin' and went Bard writin' the next cipher
Best believe somebody's payin' the pied piper
All the pain inside amplified by the fact
That I can't roll higher than a basic 5 to 9
And I can't provide the right type of buff for my party
Cuz man, these damn charm spells don't kill like fire
And it's no movie, there's no script, this is my roll
And these quests are so hard and it's getting even harder
Tryin' to get spells and equipment, plus fighten tier fodder
Caught up between bein' a medic and a charma'
Fighter and rouge getin' hurt and too much for me to wanna
Stay back for heals, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a potion
I've got to formulate a plot or end up being used like lotion
Critical is my only DC beatin' option, failure's not
Twenty, I love you, but this bad die's got to go
I cannot throw ones in Stairc's plot, so here I go it's my shot
Nats fail me not, this may be the only opportunity that I got
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a seassion, yo
You better crit yourself on the roll
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to roll
This opportunity comes once in a session, yo
You better
You can do anything you roll a nat twenty on, man
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
7, you did a good job on that one.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Cainx13 wrote:7, you did a good job on that one.
Thanks, it's not exactly the easiest one to pony and/or RPG-ify so yeay for me.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Ok, after Pony Team Bravo's second complete destruction of Appleloosa, I realized the recent song would work very well for the first time it happened...
Raze This Town
(To the tune of "Raise This Barn")
*tap, tap, tap, tap*
Raze this town, raze this town,
One, two, three, four,
Together we can raze this town!
One, two, three, four.
Summon up,
An Old One,
Right in the center of town,
Give it a burn on its right elbow,
Then just stand back and watch it go!
Raze this town, raze this town,
One, two, three, four,
Together we can raze this town!
One, two, three, four.
Down down down,
Go the beams,
Breakin' windows, splittin' seams,
Takin' down a store with its left elbow,
Watch that Abomination go!
Lookit us, we're outta here!
Better get our rears in gear,
Gotta big mob makin' quite a row,
Pretty certain that's our cue to go.
Run away quickly, circle right,
Toss a stick of dynamite,
Teleport out, don't stick around,
Ain't gonna be nothin' left of this town.
...
We razed this town, we razed this town,
Yes, we, did,
Together we sure razed this town,
Yes, we, did.
Workin' together, seen by most,
We'll be known from coast to coast,
All we need to strive to be,
Is out of the penitentiary!
Raze This Town
(To the tune of "Raise This Barn")
*tap, tap, tap, tap*
Raze this town, raze this town,
One, two, three, four,
Together we can raze this town!
One, two, three, four.
Summon up,
An Old One,
Right in the center of town,
Give it a burn on its right elbow,
Then just stand back and watch it go!
Raze this town, raze this town,
One, two, three, four,
Together we can raze this town!
One, two, three, four.
Down down down,
Go the beams,
Breakin' windows, splittin' seams,
Takin' down a store with its left elbow,
Watch that Abomination go!
Lookit us, we're outta here!
Better get our rears in gear,
Gotta big mob makin' quite a row,
Pretty certain that's our cue to go.
Run away quickly, circle right,
Toss a stick of dynamite,
Teleport out, don't stick around,
Ain't gonna be nothin' left of this town.
...
We razed this town, we razed this town,
Yes, we, did,
Together we sure razed this town,
Yes, we, did.
Workin' together, seen by most,
We'll be known from coast to coast,
All we need to strive to be,
Is out of the penitentiary!
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
Wait, SECOND complete destruction? Why am I now imagining the members ofmPony Team Bravo as the Light Warriors from 8-Bit theater?
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
That's...um...wow. That's actually amazingly accurate.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
First time: bartering for cart goes horribly, horribly wrong and somehow ends with the group summoning an eldritch abomination that proceeds to destroy Appleloosa.Whiteeyes wrote:Wait, SECOND complete destruction? Why am I now imagining the members ofmPony Team Bravo as the Light Warriors from 8-Bit theater?
Second time: party comes across Appleloosa because it's the only town nearby with train tracks leading to Canterlot. One of the ponies rebuilding the train station recognises the group and a mob descends on them. Only viable reaction is to rip out the fundations of the train station (destroying it), toss it towards the approaching mob and lit it on fire while hijacking the supply train and traumatising the conducter.
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Re: Song parodies a la Pony Tales things
...you are all horrible ponies that need to die for the sake of everyone else in the world. Except for Fighter.
Yeay!
He's collateral damage.
Awww man.
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