Canpaign of Jokers

(Post Gears attack)
The two minion blobs that were in battle were now destroyed.

The Smooze wasn't effected by this attack, other then losing more mass, by just spawning another blob this one bigger then the last two you've seen. Then it used a free action to spawn another blob at the cost of more mass...

Next the two minion blobs uses a free action of their own to merge into one even larger blob.

(Ivana's turn just gave the Drop of Smooze ongoing damage, nothing it can do about that.

And Scoll gets 11 HP to gift to somebody... I think he gifted it to himself...?)

Standard action start (HP=30 PIPs=8 Status: griffon form, Smoozed)
Klaue draws his sword and starts hacking away at the Smooze.
[-3] Bloodied focus (Furious Rage)
Deal 2d10 damage to target creature. If you are bloodied, you 3d12 damage instead.
Roll(2d10)+0:
10,1,+0
Total:11
Roll(1d8)+0:
2,+0
Total:2
Total: 13 damage
(10 on D10 special move!: Knights presence!)
He then interposes himself between the smooze, Grinding gears and Rolled scroll.
(Grinding gears and Rolled scroll cannot be attacked until end of next turn.)
Standard action end (HP=30 PIPs=5 Status:Griffon form, Smoozed.)

The Smooze doesn't avoid this damage... And is just harmed and stuff.

Bonus turn start (Hp=30 PIPs=1 Status: Wild Abandon)
Ersa clawed at the Smooze.
[+3] Supercharge
1 (1d8) 1/2= .5 round up = 1 to Ersa. Flip:Heads. 23 (1d10 (9)+2d6(2+3)+1d8(7)+2 Vulnerability) damage to the Smooze.
Bonus turn end (Hp=29 PIPs=4 Status: Wild Abandon)

The Robotic Worker Bees right now do their best to help fix Gear's damage:

Spoiler:

Next the smooze uses the following move after making the coin flip:

Spoiler:

So the Smooze Drop engulfed Klaue... And he felt her Smooze infection getting quite bad. (if you fail your start of turn save throw, bad stuff happen...)

(Smooze: Blinded and 1 Ongoing)

(Klaue turn now good luck.)

Turn start (HP=30 PIPs=5 Condition: Smoozed. Form:Griffon)
Roll (saving throw)
Roll(1d20)+0:
16,+0
Total:16

Spoiler:

Klaue shifts to Wolf form and *tries* to expose a weak point of the blob that swallowed him.
[+2] Circling Pack
Turn end (HP=30 PIPs=7 Condition: Smoozed. Form: Wolf)

Now at this time the Minion Blob used a free action:

Spoiler:

Turn start (Hp=29 PIPs=4 Status: Wild Abandon)
Still floating by the Smooze, Ersa raked at it with the other claw.
[+3] Supercharge
1 (1d8) 1/2= .5 round up = 1 to Ersa. Flip:Heads.
1d10: 10.
Buccaneer Blaze (+2d8): 5, 6 = 11 & Blinded until the end of your next turn.
+2d6: 2, 4 = 6
+2 from Vulnerability
Total: 29 damage & Blinded until the end of Ersa's next turn to the Smooze.
Turn end (Hp=28 PIPs=7 Status: Wild Abandon)

Edit: Since I was working on my turn before he interrupted it with the minion's action he said Ersa went before it. *shrug*

Rolled Scroll hits the Smooze in just the right places, raising its ongoing damage to six. (Kindle Pain, +1)

Turn end (Hp=44 PIPs=2)

Ramsus wrote:Turn start (Hp=29 PIPs=4 Status: Wild Abandon)
Still floating by the Smooze, Ersa raked at it with the other claw.
[+3] Supercharge
1 (1d8) 1/2= .5 round up = 1 to Ersa. Flip:Heads.
1d10: 10.
Buccaneer Blaze (+2d8): 5, 6 = 11 & Blinded until the end of your next turn.
+2d6: 2, 4 = 6
+2 from Vulnerability
Total: 29 damage & Blinded until the end of Ersa's next turn to the Smooze.
Turn end (Hp=28 PIPs=7 Status: Wild Abandon)

(This attack happened before the weakening)

Next the smooze spawns another huge minion blob from that major attack. Still losing a lot of mass for it.

Another of the leg hives fail... And one of them just spawns 3 more bees.

Finally the minion blobs both say "listen up!" to eachother...

"Argh, stop saying that! You're worse than Navi!" Quarrel yells, her voice carrying discordant power that affects the various Smoozes.

[Using Dis-Chord.

HP 30, PiPs 5, Encouraged, Smoozed]

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:"Argh, stop saying that! You're worse than Navi!" Quarrel yells, her voice carrying discordant power that affects the various Smoozes.

[Using Dis-Chord.

HP 30, PiPs 5, Encouraged, Smoozed]

(I suggest you do the flips for the three enemies... Also you forgot to do your start of turn saving throw.)

Xel Unknown wrote:

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:"Argh, stop saying that! You're worse than Navi!" Quarrel yells, her voice carrying discordant power that affects the various Smoozes.

[Using Dis-Chord.

HP 30, PiPs 5, Encouraged, Smoozed]

(I suggest you do the flips for the three enemies... Also you forgot to do your start of turn saving throw.)

[Derp. Got a 12 on saving throw. Also, heads for main Smooze and one of the minion blobs. Tails for the other.]

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:

Xel Unknown wrote:

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:"Argh, stop saying that! You're worse than Navi!" Quarrel yells, her voice carrying discordant power that affects the various Smoozes.

[Using Dis-Chord.

HP 30, PiPs 5, Encouraged, Smoozed]

(I suggest you do the flips for the three enemies... Also you forgot to do your start of turn saving throw.)

[Derp. Got a 12 on saving throw. Also, heads for main Smooze and one of the minion blobs. Tails for the other.]

(Down to level 0 goo.)

Ivana, while tearing away at the Smooze Blob trying to go down her throat, points Mona Lisa at the main blob.

"Tear that thing apart!"

Ivana fires as the swarm of bats continues to tear at the Smooze Blobs before coalescing in a large mass and slamming down on the main one.

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(Saving Throw: 16)
Royal Command: Bats, Klaue, Ersa, Quarrel
Crossbow: 1d10(3)+5+2 damage = 10 damage to main blob.
Teeth and Claws: 3 damage to all except main blob, who takes 5 damage
Meteor Smash: 6+7+4+4+2(VULN)+6(RC) = 29 damage

Ivana: 30+5 HP, 1 PiP, Status: ???
Bats: 40 HP, 0 PiPs, Status: Angry

Standard action start (HP=30 PIPs=7 Condition:Smoozed, Weakened Form:Wolf)
Klaue seeks out the nearest semi-solid thing in the main Smooze blob and starts ripping away at it with claws and teeth.
[-7] Arterial Gnaw

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Damage total is 8 damage, 8 ongoing damage.
(8 on D8 special move!: Knights presence!)
Klaue curls up to protect himself as he is arguably the closest target.
Standard action end (HP=30 PIPs=0 Condition: Smoozed, Weakened Form:Wolf)

Brony 7 of 9 wrote:Ivana, while tearing away at the Smooze Blob trying to go down her throat, points Mona Lisa at the main blob.

"Tear that thing apart!"

Ivana fires as the swarm of bats continues to tear at the Smooze Blobs before coalescing in a large mass and slamming down on the main one.

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(Saving Throw: 16)
Royal Command: Bats, Klaue, Ersa, Quarrel
Crossbow: 1d10(3)+5+2 damage = 10 damage to main blob.
Teeth and Claws: 3 damage to all except main blob, who takes 5 damage
Meteor Smash: 6+7+4+4+2(VULN)+6(RC) = 29 damage

Ivana: 30+5 HP, 1 PiP, Status: ???
Bats: 40 HP, 0 PiPs, Status: Angry

(Because I'm feeling kind, and I've realized I forgotten to remind you all about the fact that everyone gets a +3 damage to damage to their attacks for the non-slayers. Ivana's Goo level is 0, if she makes one more save she'll be free of being smoozed. The same is true of Quarrel, who is also at goo level 0. Also both the Bats and Ivana are weakened for their next turn.)

After the Bats super-attack, the Smooze Drop spawns another Mass 6 Minion Blob... (3 Mass 6 minion blobs in battle: One Confused, one with +1d12 attack power next attack, and the new one without any status effects at full health.)

Doc pseudopolis wrote:Standard action start (HP=30 PIPs=7 Condition:Smoozed, Weakened Form:Wolf)
Klaue seeks out the nearest semi-solid thing in the main Smooze blob and starts ripping away at it with claws and teeth.
[-7] Arterial Gnaw

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Damage total is 8 damage, 8 ongoing damage.
(8 on D8 special move!: Knights presence!)
Klaue curls up to protect himself as he is arguably the closest target.
Standard action end (HP=30 PIPs=0 Condition: Smoozed, Weakened Form:Wolf)

((Smooze Drop status: 8 ongoing damage (save ends), confused (save ends), blinded (until ersa's turn), 2 vulnerability (until klaue's turn)

Ersa and Quarrel have one free turn to do, before the Hive Legs turn then Gears...))

Quarrel, slightly irritated, stares into the eyes of the main Smooze. "Okay, so here's the deal. My player's been looking up some pretty disturbing stuff for Nightmare Night that I now know about." She leans in, glaring. "Destroy your minions, or I will do every one of those horrible things to you when we've defeated you. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE."

[Free turn: decided to go in a slightly different direction for Whisper of Distrust.

Quarrel: HP 30, PiPs 6, Encouraged, no longer Smoozed (nat 20 on saving throw).]

The main Smooze blob this time get's lucky and is able to resist the attempt at control without shaking off any mass.

Xel Unknown wrote:The main Smooze blob this time get's lucky and is able to resist the attempt at control without shaking off any mass.

"Argh, why won't he LISTEN to me?!" yells Quarrel as she flies back over to the group.

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:

Xel Unknown wrote:The main Smooze blob this time get's lucky and is able to resist the attempt at control without shaking off any mass.

"Argh, why won't he LISTEN to me?!" yells Quarrel as she flies back over to the group.

The GM comments in Quarrel's ear. "It's a Thing of Order. Why would it obey a command from Chaos?"

Xel Unknown wrote:

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:

Xel Unknown wrote:The main Smooze blob this time get's lucky and is able to resist the attempt at control without shaking off any mass.

"Argh, why won't he LISTEN to me?!" yells Quarrel as she flies back over to the group.

The GM comments in Quarrel's ear. "It's a Thing of Order. Why would it obey a command from Chaos?"

"Oh, don't you try to talk sense into me!" she yells at what appears to be thin air. "I make too little sense for that!"

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:"Oh, don't you try to talk sense into me!" she yells at what appears to be thin air. "I make too little sense for that!"

"True, but I've been tasked by Discord to do this. He finds it funny when you yell at seemingly nothing in front of others." The GM retorts laughing at this chat.

Bonus turn start (Hp=28 PIPs=7 Status: Wild Abandon, weakened)

Ersa flies up and spits forth a ball of silver flame, then catches it in-between her wings where she spins it and it grows and grows. She then flings it downward where it explodes, the flames twisting and snaking around to avoid hitting her allies and then circling back to lift the Smooze up in a cage of fire hanging in the air.

[-6] Judo Throw
3d12 and thrown out of combat until the end of its next turn, to the Smooze: 8, 6, 12 = 26
Buccaneer Blaze (12) to self: 1d10 to self: 10 /2 = 5 /2 round up = 3.
Buccaneer Blaze (12) to all enemies: 2d10: 9, 10 = 19
Buccaneer Blaze (10) 2d8 & Blinded until the end of Ersa's next turn to Minion 1: 4, 6 = 10
Buccaneer Blaze (10) 2d8 & Blinded until the end of Ersa's next turn to Minion 2: 6, 8 = 14
Buccaneer Blaze [8] to Minion 2: Stunned until the end of Ersa's next turn.
+2d6 to the Smooze: 6, 4 = 10
+1d8 to the Smooze: 8
Buccaneer Blaze [8] to the Smooze: Stunned until the end of Ersa's next turn.
Factor in Weakened.
Total to the Smooze: 32, Stunned until the end of Ersa's next turn, & and thrown out of combat until the end of its next turn.
Total to Minion 1: 15 & Blinded until the end of Ersa's next turn.
Total to Minion 2: 17, Blinded until the end of Ersa's next turn, & Stunned until the end of Ersa's next turn.
Total to Minion 3 (and any other enemies if I missed them): 10.

Bonus turn end (Hp=25 PIPs=1 Status: Wild Abandon, weakened)

Xel Unknown wrote:

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:"Oh, don't you try to talk sense into me!" she yells at what appears to be thin air. "I make too little sense for that!"

"True, but I've been tasked by Discord to do this. He finds it funny when you yell at seemingly nothing in front of others." The GM retorts laughing at this chat.

"Yeah right," retorts Quarrel. "If dearest Daddy had that sort of influence on you, he'd be free and this world would be a pudding bowl of chaotic vanilla by now."