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The Old King's News (Skype Campaign)

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Post  kajisora Sat Jun 29, 2013 8:10 am

- Session start: halfway through the battle with Gilda, she has just demonstrated her ability to block any attack, breaking her equipped weapons in the process.
- Gilda proceeds to be slowly worn down by the party. Momo ceases to be dominated. And gains a tail upgrade Moves are blocked, exploited, discussed and exploited some more. Battle ends with half the party unconscious, one of which is comatose.
- As thanks for a chance to let loose, Blood Knight Gilda grants the party the run of the facility as well as a night's rest in the barracks and promises to “play ball” with the party's current Great and Powerful Benefactor/Mutation Source.
- Due to his... unique physical nature, Zehir is offered, and oddly enough, accepts, to spend the night in the base's septic tank.
- Upon waking, the party heads for the park with a newly grown and disinfected Zehir
- Rides. Rides everywhere. The base turns out to be a theme park for the very,very snobbishly rich.
- First stop: THE CASINO. Of course. What the party assumes to be the main attraction (a truly gigantic roulette table) turns out to be decorative.
Methods are discussed to play it regardless. Instead, Zehir gains the party some chips by doing the security's job for them. Those lazy bastards.
- Knowing in advance that Dapper was under the influence of Great Luck. The party decides to bet all their chips on the 1:10000 odds Jack-rabbit - Roulette. They know nobody has ever won the prize before. They win.
- As it turns out, the prize gets WON every so often. It's just that nobody has ever managed to COLLECT. A giant of a griffin rises out of the floor, bearing a cannon-like object, and proceeds to fire a massive stream of chips at the party. Zehir gets smeared across the floor, Füst uses his mad science to construct a giant chip-catching boxing glove. The party is pushed out of the doors, and they snap shut. Collection complete. You are now ridiculously rich in chips. Good luck spending them anywhere outside the park.
- Now that cash is no longer an issue, time for the rides. Emotional rollercoaster is boarded (though some need to be.. persuaded), intense acceleration leaves everyone feeling happy. Aside from Zehir, who is splattered across the seat. And around. While the janitorial staff helps him find himself, the rest of the party proceeds to lunch.
- Food, glorious food! Synthia and Fust try a horseburger (after chasing down the salesgriffin). Being somewhat naïve in the ways of our fine carnivorous friends, Synthia assumes no actual horsemeat is involved. Fust is under no such illusions, but does not give a whinny. Fust proceeds to dine on everything meat, and acquires HAM! Synthia goes for dessert. The tabloids approve.
- Momo attends the salad bar, focusing on fruit. Dragon fruit. And a Red Minotaur. Superpowers are gained.
- Dapper, in a move of absolute folly, searches for the spiciest food available, and finds it. Endurance check is rolled, jinxed and failed. In a reflex action, the whole plate is swallowed in a single gulp, and Dapper's mouth is plugged. He barely manages to survive, and is comatose. The store owner gives him a medal for surviving, and he is carted off to the medical facility for a stomach pump.
- Zehir is done being scraped up. And is now hungryyyyy. Luckily, there an all you can eat nearby. With an aquarium. Containing catch-it-yourself fish. Pumped in in a steady stream.
Zehir is happy.
- Dapper is released from the hospital, and the party (sans ex-zebra) rides the horizontal underwater merry-go round. Fish input found. Disturbing sight seen.
- The party's resident glutton is, against all odds, full. In fact, he has eaten more fish than he can currently digest. Current weight: several tons. With an additional ton of fish. Seeing as he is now a hazard to other customers, the janitorial staff contains him in a fishtank. And charges admission.
- Petting zoo! Zehir goes with via a tendril extended from his tank. A rat is eaten and intercepted. The naked mole rat cannon is invented. More admission is charged.
- Enter the long-awaited attraction: the HAUUUUNTED HOUSE the party goes in and encounters a horrifying monstr-
- session ends
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