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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Cainx13 on Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:48 am

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"Are you really going to change in the middle of a crowded street?"
"Sure why not"
"there are many things one can do with a parasol"
"I could make a distraction while you tele it"
"Or I could hide it in my armor"
"Aw man, I don't want to have to dress in that."
"There are worst things, you could have been stripped in a prison and forced to pull out your gun."
"Where was it stored?"
"You don't want to know. But boy were they surprised when I pulled out the C4"
"what"
"This is not the first time I've had to wear a dress."
"There will be no flying."
"I teleport"
"shit"
"NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, g"
*cracks knuckels* "Relax, it won't hurt as much"
"We are programing you a Dragnuck"
"...what"
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In a session based on The World Ends With You run by Logan
1. Ren decided to have her character change into an outfit to get through an area in the session while in the middle of the street

2. Ren being odd

3. Me derailing a long convoluted plan

4. Me having a bit of fun with the fact my character was an old timer to the world 

5.See above

6. the party breaking Logan's plan rather effectively

7. A Dynamic Entry attack

8. Lucius (my character) intimidating the boss)

9. A dragon Gnome hybrid. It makes about as much sense in context really.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:30 pm

Hmm, for the sake of covering all our bases - we should perform this operation immersed in vodka, with my life story written on me, in a monastery, surrounded by cheerleaders.

Break their armor, cut them up, grate parts of them into smoothies to heal, push them off the cliff, drop a rock on them, and spit on their souls.

You're getting a pimp coat and liking it.

If our attention spans are this short, consider how unwise it is to extend the amount of time we have to keep you near us.

Won't you make a woman out of me?
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Doc pseudopolis on Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:12 pm

"(X) is a sin."

"Will the explosion put a dent into our rent payments?"

"He's dead. Living things tend to not have their head twisted around like that."

"You don't find ID but you do find a two weeks notice form, dated for 13 days ago with the reason being so he can marry his foalhood sweetheart as well as pictures of presumably his children."

"What's your address?"
"That Street with the Bar."

"I mean, we don't need this particular dead body. Heck, we don't even need a dead body at all, a living one probably works better."

"So, if we can keep him drunk/asleep indefinently, we don't have to ever pay rent!"

"Is that a semi-automatic you're playing bear roulette with?"
"Damn straight!"

"Is that a semi-automatic you're playing bear roulette with?"
"No, it's a grenade launcher"
"How many chambers does that thing have?"
"One."

"Alright, let's play. I'll let you go first, even!"

"Oh well, at least you're almost retired!"
"I think it's a good thing that Tatter isn't here."

"We escalated to crossbows."

"Ok let me just fiddle with this furmogeter..."

"I'm willing to bet that one of them decorated their computer with magnets."

*Racking of various rifle bolts and magazines*
"Wait why are doing that, do you want to initiate combat?"
"No just cocking guns."

"You managed to turn a three enemy encounter into a grapple check and a pair of precision checks."

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Zarhon on Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:01 am

"So, this is what I'm doing right now: *Youtube Link*"
"Subtle."
"We're technicians."
"Well, we're technicians now..."
"So, would it be possible to get them all to commit suicide?"
"You'd probably be able to take out two in that way, before they accuse you of spying and gang up on you."
"And somewhere, a random employee receives the email."
"And moments later, we hear their screams as they hurtle themselves through the window."
"Gambling is a sin."
"So is murder."
"No, there are a lot of different kinds of murder, but only one kind of gambling."
"Hold'em is the bets kind of poker."
"I thought gambling was a sin?"
"well as you so adequately proved, there are many types of gambling, and Hold'em is not a sin."
"Exactly! So necrophilia IS rape!"
"It came full circle."
"I keep electrocuting him, whilst doing this: *Link*"
"You're going to keep using that, aren't you?"
"I keep electrocuting him."
"You've managed to make him explode. Take 1d8 damage."
"What? How'd that hurt me?"
"He was on fire, remember?"
"Oh right."
"You can see couple ponies pissing in the alley, while being watched by a small dog."
"I'm not sure what people that hire you would think when they see your room stacked with cloud furniture."
"Well, what if it's thundercloud furniture?"
"Why would you even have thundercloud furniture?"
"Because lightning."
"Because Tatter."
"Microwave Zebrican."
"Your offices are on the floor above."
"So they're right above the bar?"
- War of the Assassins
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Whiteeyes on Mon Jun 24, 2013 12:53 pm

So the beholder is now be holding the Mother of All Beholders as a cheese mom.
Why didn't anybody tell me there was a beholder here?
*smack*


No no, that's end credits music, we need something better. Got any Kefka?
"It appears to you all as the most dangerous thing you can think of, blending creatures as necessary to take on the continence of the most fearsome thing you can think of. What do you all see?"
"I got a tiger-dragon-shark."
"I got a spider-snake."
"I see a chimeric wolf monster with too many parts to identify."
"I see Lux."
"Remember that big parade at the nd of Phantom Menace?"
"Nah, more like the big ceremony at the end of four, A New Hope."
"Actually I was thinking more six, you know?"
"Oh yeah, with the Ewoks?"
"Yeah, less formal more throwing the celebration right there, the ceremonies can come later."
"Is it sad that all our celebration ideas are put in terms of Starwars?"
End of Disk One, please insert Disk Two...
Oh dear, I hope they haven't forgotten about me.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Xel Unknown on Wed Jul 03, 2013 12:09 am

Hey, I'm JUST hydrokinetic right now. And a mad scientist. WHO STARTED AS A GODDAMN NURSE. If I was a DPS in combat, I would be the goddamn Gordon Freeman of Pony Tales!
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Mon Jul 08, 2013 8:15 am

There is only one way to be safe... GET IN MAH BELLY!

You just SUCKERPUNCHED THE GOD-POWERS OUT OF HER!

Es el momento de suplex un tren. La física es mi perra.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Zarhon on Tue Jul 09, 2013 3:29 pm

"I bet you can't lick your nose."

"I challenge you to a beauty contest!"

"He explodes."
"He explodes?"
"Yes, all that's left of him are his feet."

"Yeah, one of them would be unconscious, although he probably drowned in the water, considering..."

"You are certain the target is in the trashcan."
"See, I told you we were going the right way!"

"I also stick a spoon up his nose."

"You just HAD to kill him before he got the money, didn't you?!"

"You're going to bring the next target and their whole entourage next, aren't you?"

"Do any of you have a battery and some car-jacks?"
"Funny that you should mention that..."

"When you get back to Luna, tell her I'm really sorry about that one dream, ok?"

"On one hand, this is going to be awesome. On the other, it's going to be a logistics nightmare..."

"I just realized, this is the first time I'veworked together with someone in combat, ever."
- War of the Assassins
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Rainbow Factory already has one

Post  SparkImpulse on Fri Jul 12, 2013 1:46 pm

"She sets herself on fire."
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Fri Jul 12, 2013 4:35 pm

"I'll stealth from the lava!"

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  LoganAura on Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:57 pm

Stairc -Dan Felder wrote:"I'll stealth from the lava!"

... I hate you Danno Razz.

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Cainx13 on Sat Jul 13, 2013 11:40 am

Don't think I explained these so
“It runs on Plotnium”
“so it runs on asses?”
talking about an airship from a different game and I decided to answer the obvious response
“what is with you and your killing style?”
“yhea, that’s funny coming from you”
being told by the psychopath of the party that you kill oddly is not comforting, but is a bit funny.

“I just rambled about something for a bit”
“So I missed nothing”
one of the group stepped out as I was rambling and returned with that pithy line.

“his turn is not a democracy”
“Unless he’s a drone”
backseat playing Kenza's turn, at least I think it was his turn

“like dispensing condoms from the wall”
another feature of the airship
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Sat Jul 13, 2013 1:47 pm

Z2 wrote:TOO LATE, THE TRAIN DONE BEEN SUPLEXED
The party was deep in enemy territory, and boarded a train in secret to sneak out of the country. The party's athletics specialist happened to be
A: Totally crazy and
B: played by a big fan of Final Fantasy 6.
Via judicious use of tons of fun, a CMC, and a nice circumstance bonus from conjuring a luchador's mask; the party member managed to suplex the entire train once the party made it to the engine, wrecking it utterly. The DM was discussing the fallout, when one of the players said, "Wait, these bears are sentient? I just thought this was an automated train, maybe we shouldn't do this!" To which I responded, with grammer for effect:

TOO LATE, THE TRAIN DONE BEEN SUPLEXED!

Also, I will note that, while sentient, the bears killed by the train crash were the ruling class of a very violent and xenophobic military society; and probably a good choice for removal.


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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Sat Jul 13, 2013 4:50 pm

Can't we just talk about this civilly over a horn-polishing session?

Hey! I've got a boat to pick with you!
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:29 pm

Whiteeyes wrote:Yeah, why beets?

Also bumping a bit so we can hit page nine and I can explain my big block of quotes. Also:

I will blow rage if I have to so I don't hit a kobold!
- 4E

Okay, so the party was in an underground waterway serving as a sewer system for the drow. Needing to get out of there, the barbarian tied a rope around her great sword and, using the fear that lets her use anything as a throwing weapon, chucked it with the intent of lodging it in the wall to use as a grapple. Well, she failed by like one point. Feeling sorry for her, I improvised that she hit a kobold instead, impairing it and making it do a Wilhelm Scream. The idea being that she killed the sentry that would have alerted the building, a "lucky break". Except she kept on rolling 18, 19, 18, 18, 19, and so on. Deciding to have fun with it, I had her keep spearing kobolds. It was on her ninth try that she announced her willingness to blow rage so that she wouldn't hit a freakin kobold! But then she rolled a natural twenty and managed to get the party to climb out, to find that the had killed all the guards in that part of the prison. As such, they were able to grab the princess and flee. To cause a distraction, the barbarian and the dwarf decided to free the slaves from the arena via its own sewer entrance. She killed three kobolds that time. (Seriously though, she just needed to roll a 13 or better on a D29, why was this so hard?)
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sat Jul 13, 2013 7:43 pm

Warrior: *finishes up five minute rant about the evils of organized religion, especially the Chantry and the way they oppress mages, and how mages should be freed*

Mage: *enters bar* "Hey guys, I'm back from reporting to the Chantry,and they're sending out a unit to handle those undead. Thank the Maker, I don't know what we'd do without them. It's such a good thing that they're around. Whelp, off to bed then. Night all."
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:36 pm

"He was basically magic Batman."
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Zarhon on Sun Jul 14, 2013 6:06 pm

Whoops, I forgot to post context for these...

"It's a pie, it's a food... What roll would you have to use when you're looking for food? Streetwise. Also, because it's plain pork."
Can't quite remember the context, but I believe the response to a query on how to find something food-related.
"You can see the suffering in his unblinking eyes. You can almost... ALMOST... See tears fall down his face as his life leaves him. His heart cannot beat. His lungs cannot breathe. He is dying in the cruelest of ways."
"Alright, next time, we're not using on living beings."
The DM's description to the effects of trying to jury-rig immovable to work on a living creature, getting a n20 on such a rolle, and my subsequent reaction to its success.
"Can I just give myself to the enemy? They'll kill me quicker."
Reaction of another player to the above.
"Besides, you've got a kill count now. Rejoice!"
"That was eerily in character..."
Reaction of another player to committing an unintended murder. The in-character part was because they were playing a Jagerpony - A mixture of pony and Jagermonster from Girl Genius).
"Now I've got a killcount!"
"Everyone, killcounts for all!"
More reactions to dying enemies.
"Flashpoint, why not set Dave on fire? It might be interesting to see how combustion interacts with immovability."
"Yeah, if I had a magic point, I'd cut him with my razor blades. But I don't."
DM suggesting experiments on the immovable-made suffering guard, and player response.
"I'll let him use it to turn corpses into food and let him dispose of them that way, so long as he makes something suitably fancy out of it, like seacap sashimi, only not that, because these are griffons."
DM's response to cooking/preparing meals with enemy guard bodies.
"I ask him if he's willing to work as a professional actor."
"You can see Dave reaching for his crossbow and he tries to shoot you."
The attempt at hiring the immovable-made guard (he survived) - my character was a film director, willing to hire anypony (as evidenced by his choice of party).
"Technically, it's not cannibalism."
The Jagerpony, trying to eat griffons as a pony.
"Let's just say... full health and I'll have you have a surreal dream where you'll fight a spiteful salmonela virus."
"I should have cooked him first."
Results of eating a griffon as part of a heal check, post combat.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:43 pm

"You spirit things are butts! *disarmed by whirlwind* Total butts!"

"I speak common, Ancient Tavinter, and lesbian."
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:55 pm

Zarhon wrote:Whoops, I forgot to post context for these...

"It's a pie, it's a food... What roll would you have to use when you're looking for food? Streetwise. Also, because it's plain pork."
Can't quite remember the context, but I believe the response to a query on how to find something food-related.

Actually, while I don't quite remember it either, the joke with that one was that it had nothing to do with food. It was some obscure justification for using streetwise to find a porkpie hat, or a pig wearing a porkpie hat, or something... it was definitely a porkpie HAT that was the object.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:58 pm

"As my minor action, I butt-slide down the stairs!"

"Wait, I actually saw shit?"

"This one shit puzzle is holding us back."

"You mean that that one piece of shit was literally all that was in our way?"
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Thu Jul 18, 2013 6:17 pm

"Alright, I had her crap out a base for you"
...That's not figurative, is it?
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:36 pm

"OH GOD IT'S PHYSICS"

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Philadelphus on Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:54 pm

"So you said the trap door is located above a place where all the tunnels branch out from? A hub, of sorts?"

"Yes, that's correct."

"So if we all stand on the trapdoor, we'd be Ponies on The Hub?"

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"...razzafrazzin' unions, sendin' six ponies to deliver ONE box..."


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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Sat Jul 20, 2013 8:59 pm

"GASP! THE BEAUTIFUL AND DIGNIFIED PAIGE CANNOT BE GETTING ACNE!"

"Aww, I wanted to keep the Felis Crustulum as a pet."

"Good luck cross-referencing my face. I've had it less than 24 hours."

"Maybe if we make giant supermutant pegasi ourselves the city can be saved that way?"
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