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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Xel Unknown on Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:58 pm

Everyone follow the drunken Doctor!
Character1 glares at Character2
Character2 looking at Character1: Why so Serous?
Character1: Because you are about to get yourself lost...
Character2: Good point.
And that is why you don't give kids drinks, they'll pass out.
Granny Smith just got a nat20 on her cutie mark skill...
We just Trolled The Doctor...
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Greywander on Wed Mar 20, 2013 11:23 pm

"Wordlessly, I level the rod of wonder at him and fire it off."
(In Rolz)
1d100 #$%^ you, Dad
"genital sheath"
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH Y'ALL?!"
"...I am not using my nat20 to cut off a dragon dick."
"Two hands grab the dragon and fold him into a pretzel."
"It's a gelatinous orb!"
"You walk into a room full of treasure."

"Everyone check for traps!"
"I use my metal magic to lift up all the gold and look under it."
"For Pete's sake, I don't care if they're dangerous anymore, I'm touching the damn thing!"
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  SilentBelle on Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:01 am

Roguish player - 'Okay guys, that tank is bad-ass, look how strong it is. We need to make sure it survives this battle, so no one's going to man it, and we'll face the enemies out here!'

Wizardish Player - 'You want to face an army at terrible odds, without that tank, which would be the only thing that will turn the tides, simply because you don't want to lose the tank?'

Roguish Player - 'Think about it! We have the enchantment spell, we can have a submarine tank!'
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  LoganAura on Fri Mar 22, 2013 1:35 am

I use my lv 10 destiny to nat 20 expert skill to stealth from the lava

Yeah, it failed.

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  LoganAura on Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:15 am

"I'mma use this mother****er to beat up the other mother****er!"
"Wait what?!"
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Sun Mar 24, 2013 2:35 am

"The target turns into a leprechaun"
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Greywander on Sun Mar 24, 2013 5:30 am

Stairc -Dan Felder wrote:"The target turns into a leprechaun"
-Laughter table
Now that I think about it, how in the world, in a setting that features rainbows so pervasively, do we not have more parties search for the ends of them to loot a pot of gold?
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Tue Mar 26, 2013 5:04 am

Greywander wrote:Now that I think about it, how in the world, in a setting that features rainbows so pervasively, do we not have more parties search for the ends of them to loot a pot of gold?

Because the rainbows are featured so prominently. Nopony expects there to be anything exceptional about them.

Anyway, more quotes:

'Quadruple Ultimaaaate FAAACEHOOOOOOF!'

'Guys, I can always cut them off of you with sunderblade LATER if you get tired of them.'

'...This is why the story ends with us fighting Azathoth, isn't it?'

'I BLEW UP A MOUNTAIN! BE. MY. B*TCH.'

'Quickly, somepony, grab my tail! *grabs* ADVENTUUUUUURE!'

'You only have three 'Team Rockets' following you.'

'SON OF A DERP!'

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Xel Unknown on Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:32 pm

'THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE GM LEAVES, THE PLAYERS, WILL MAKE UNENDING MADNESS!'
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sat Apr 20, 2013 12:54 am

Rage-pedo! No environment is safe from me mother *****er!

Alright, horrific giant monsters!

Hi there! We're the tour group for the Horrible Doom Fortress.

Oh my god, he's like C3P0 but gayer!

Salsa is now a verb.

- my 4e campaign

Is that a mummy riding a manticore?

- my friends 3.5 campaign

God damned gods!

Whoever invented tucks has my eternal hatred.

Take that future Hitler!

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Sat Apr 20, 2013 1:25 am

"You now have a prehensile moustache"

"WHY WOULD YOU JUMP INTO THE INCINERATOR?"

"This monocle looks delicious"

"You go swimming in the evil (baby) ooze"

"Pick me up a (baby) frappuccino while you're out"

"BECAUSE EVERYTHING I EAT GOES STRAIGHT TO MY BUTT WHICH IS A BOAT!"

~The Old King's News

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Hayatecooper on Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:32 am

"This game is going to be littered with the question 'Does the pony have a face?' isn't it?"
-Shadow Walkers
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Demonu on Sun Apr 21, 2013 2:53 pm

"I'm in a maid dress. This sets back my plan by 25%."
*2 minutes of thinking*
"I'm in a maid dress. This actually benefits my plan."

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Xel Unknown on Sun Apr 21, 2013 5:29 pm

Player: "Is the Flag still in a Maid outfit?"
GM: "Yes..."

~ Shadow Walkers
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Sat May 04, 2013 5:46 pm

"You suddenly want to take EVERYTHING"
"so, nothing has changed then?"
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Caden2112 on Sat May 04, 2013 6:09 pm

"WE'RE FINALLY GETTING TO THE PLOT!!"
"...And you didn't want us to look at the flavor object."

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Xel Unknown on Sun May 05, 2013 12:40 am

"This is so embarrassing that I'm going to use Memory to Mist on myself!"

- Shadow Walkers.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Xel Unknown on Tue May 07, 2013 1:06 am

Character 1 states " I... have... a PLAN"
Character 2 wets himself at hearing this

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Hayatecooper on Tue May 07, 2013 8:31 am

1. "What about after lights out? Then what do they do?"
2. "I just want to know if they wrestled bears in their free time."
3. "Turn the vomit invisible. Out of sight, out of mind."
4. "Aren't you a little to young to be running an armory?"
"Aren't you a little old to be feeling useful?"
5. "And somehow all these kids are going to be kung-fu masters."
6. "For absolutely no reason I'm being beaten by children, it's like Kindergarten all over again."
7. "Hush your unconscious."
"Not by my own choice."
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Lyntermas on Thu May 09, 2013 2:28 am

"I think this pony is rather suspicious and could be supporting the enemy. I think he should be investigated."
"You just want to see him again because you're a big fan of his."
"...Maybe. Shut up."

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Stairc -Dan Felder on Thu May 09, 2013 7:33 am

"So many jokes... So many jokes... So many jokes... Enjoy your dick forehead!"
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Thu May 09, 2013 7:39 am

Z2 wrote:"Sorry, I'm in a committed relationship with the seltzer golem."

"Roll a Duck Check (the bird, not the action)"

"We can save you, but you must tell us that you love the beet. Say it for us, say you love the beet."

"Your spleen has absorbed the curse of smelliness. Via stabbing."

"I just love how its taken you two days to go from haughty to queen of the hobo-ponies."

"Welcome to the Dark Forest, beware of the temple guards, who may inhabit the trees."

"...see if your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"

Explanation time, it would seem.
1. The party was attempting to avoid an alcoholic slime monster by making an illusion of another slime, and seducing it. This was the slimes response.
2. The party had an army of possessed wooden ducks who did all kinds of wacky things.
3. Tons of fun.
4. A weird mixture of success and failure when trying to get an npc to de-curse a weapon. NPC stabbed the wielder with the weapon.
5. Character development.
6. A REALLY ill-planned reference in a puzzle section.
7. Trying to escape a trap with a drill conjured via 'crazy contraption'
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Z2 on Thu May 09, 2013 7:43 am

Z2 wrote:"Wait, are we all evil now?"
*thumbs up from party member*
"Right, stupid question."

"MY BODY IS READY."

"Omigod guys, I have the best idea ever - but I need a stuffed animal."

"Dangit I want him to possess me!"

"I will go into town. I will buy a horseshoe shaped cushion. And I will make 'facehoofing' back into a thing.'

~Lunaris Civitas

1. A party member got his arm possessed by an evil spirit, causing him to register as evil when scanned by a defeated foe; the thumbs up was from the spirit.
2. After a hint that Molestia might show up.
3. Trying to recruit a giant monster into the party... It can possess things.
4. Trying to recruit the giant monster... into the pyromancer's arm
5. An exasperated declaration after ALL the ponies became bipedal from a spell.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Paper Shadow on Thu May 09, 2013 8:42 am

Z2 wrote:
Z2 wrote:"We can save you, but you must tell us that you love the beet. Say it for us, say you love the beet."
3. Tons of fun.
That only raises further questions...

Paper Shadow wrote:
"You should also be wearing leggings"
- A D&D game I was playing in...
The context here is that the sentence was my prone bard's retort when a dwarf stands over him, telling the human that "I wear pants at least", which in retrospect would have been a cooler out of context post...

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"I did not sign up for an elf liberation adventure."
- A Different D&D game...

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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Post  Whiteeyes on Fri May 10, 2013 7:26 pm

Yeah, why beets?

Also bumping a bit so we can hit page nine and I can explain my big block of quotes. Also:

I will blow rage if I have to so I don't hit a kobold!
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