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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Quietkal on Fri Sep 13, 2013 12:26 am

Ghoul takes his mask off and rejoins the group now that there's not an ambient darkness to hide in. He follows the dog-thing rather closely and looks about nervously, nibbling on the candy bar from earlier.
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Rolling for instant party MP:15
No bonus Magic Point :^/
I wanted to include some way of naming the candy bar as a 'Spooky bar,' a chocolate bar with a marshmallow center, but there's really no reason to go into that much detail.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  AProcrastinatingWriter on Fri Sep 13, 2013 1:59 am

Grimdark Darkshadow was never actually here.

Man, today sucked.


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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:28 am

Suddenly, a pirate dog comes by dragging along several followers.

"Yohoho and a bottle of... something, I forget. Anyway, treasure this way!"

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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Copper Rose on Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:03 am

The 5 police on scene who weren't needed for capturing escaped asylum-ees, started moving toward Runeheart cautiously but aggressively when they noticed the blood on his horn, and the holes in the harem mare's neck (she had been brought back to life, but no injuries were healed).

Looking at the treasure map, it can be noticed that the X is moving... in accordance to the pony in all black, who is moving toward the party, and is accompanied by a really peppy filly.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Xel Unknown on Sat Sep 14, 2013 1:29 am

Mad Nopony greets the cops with a smile. "How do you do, City Watchponies?"
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Clockeye on Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:59 am

"You'll never take me alive coppers! Heheheheheh. Just kidding, I just always wanted to say that."
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:17 am

"Let's see, according to me map, the treasure be... that stupid looking goth colt over there? What? That can't be right! Damn this map, it has lead me a-stray! You, get over here. Ye best have some gold on you!"

Andogyny begins chewing on the map furiously.

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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  deonte9109 on Sat Sep 14, 2013 6:14 pm

"Now is not the time for love ladies, we must follow that strangely familiar androgynous canine to fame and fortune."
Seeing the goth colt that was pointed out he yells out for no apparent reason.
"Hey you with the depressing face, do you know pray chance where....."
Sugar mistakes the dark lines around the goth pony's face for sleepy eyes.
"Quick, we must get that creature some coffee stat! Cristal, Champagne, Alizay hold him down while Candi and Peaches find me an espresso make it a double." Sugar looked over at his last harem girl, who just so happened to be the zombie girl, "Bubbles uhhhhh just stand and look pretty. Harem Force GO!"
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3(skill) + 13(roll) = 16
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Copper Rose on Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:15 pm

As the police ponies move to arrest Runeheart, they hear what sounds like an explosion from the hay field behind the bar. Three of them abandon him to go investigate, while the two left, a unicorn and an earth pony, keep a wary eye on Runeheart. They come back, dragging a sniffling tan and brown pony with pink eyes with them.

(cue ???)

Only two of the harem mares stop following Andogyny to follow Sugar's orders, and one of them looks conflicted, trying to figure out which will get her in Sugar's bed faster: discovering the gender of the dog, or getting that goth stallion coffee.

Sparkler looks around, then starts singing a random cheery, happy tune that completely does not fit the situation at all.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Clockeye on Sat Sep 14, 2013 7:24 pm

"Excuse me officers but what do you think would happen if someone cast a fireball, then while casting it delayed it just long enough to see their face when their heads explode as they also bound the fireball to happen at the roof of their mouths?"
What actually happened:
Fireball + You can guess what i'm doing with magecraft on the unicorn guard (This one's the magecraft roll): 11 + 18 = 29 (Fireball roll): 7.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Fluffy McSparkles on Sat Sep 14, 2013 9:10 pm

The tan earth pony sniffs his appreciation at the police ponies.

"Ah, dank you obbicerd. I dot tow whad I wudda dut ib you guys hadd'd cob adog... I'd till be oud id dat field."

He shudders in horror. Suddenly, the wind, previously blowing away from the street and out into the hay field, changes directions as if by the whim of a higher being. [[Wink wink nudge nudge]] The earth pony's eyes shoot open, displaying his cotton-candy pink eyes to the world, before they shut again as his body is wracked by a series of powerful sneezes. The last one is so strong that the police ponies holding him have trouble keeping their grip on his legs.
The Metaspace:
Rolling Athletics with a +3 to escape the police ponys' grasp due to chaos sneeze.

Rolled 6+3=9. (Yeah it failed.)

As the final sneeze explodes out, a large pink cloud is shot out from his mouth. It catches on the wind and begins swirling around the area.
The Metaspace:
Rolling for Laughter

The earth pony collapses in the hold of the ponies holding him, exhausted from the sneezing. He's so exhausted that he barely notices the fireball being cast.

The Metaspace:
I'll be taking a Nat 1 to my initiative and likely fighting on the side of the police...since I have no context.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Copper Rose on Sat Sep 14, 2013 11:42 pm

Laughter Effects:
Andogyny is struck by lightning. They receive +5 to checks for moving quickly and/or bowling for the next hour.

For the next hour, all characters have hands.

A monkey appears from a tree in front of the bar.

Nothing happens.

Confetti falls in a 100 ft. radius around you. Where it came from is anybody’s guess.

You get humped by a random pony from the bar.

The guard uses Deflect Blow, and the damage instead hits Runeheart as 7 fire damage.
Deflect Blow (Wheel of Fortune) for those who may not know:
[-2] Wheel of Fortune – Interrupt Utility
Trigger – An enemy attacks you or one of your allies
Effect - Reselect the attack’s target at random.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Quietkal on Sun Sep 15, 2013 12:37 am

Since the treasure has been found...sorta...Ghoul no longer feels compelled to follow the dog-thing. The sight of hands freaks him out though, and he quickly puts on his mask. Not used to using hands, he bumbles the mask and it slams into his face, before he succeeds in putting it on. Upside down. He spends the rest of the round attempting to right it.
Meta:
Initiative: 3 if we change to roll-based. Ghoul's taking the same action...basically regardless of anything that happens.
+3 Fit of Paranoia Supercharge
Deal (6) damage to self. Coin flip failed.
Resist reduces to 1 damage.

+1 Feeling of Dread Redirect Focus
Ghoul dazed until end of his next turn.
Ghoul rolls twice on all dice and takes either result while dazed.

27 hp, 8 pips


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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Xel Unknown on Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:10 am

stuff:
Turn order roll: 1D20 => 11

Maddie the Green Earth Pony with a Pet collar with the word "Xel" on it sighs. "Oh... Again... A Jungle fight appears, when I hoped this wasn't a preface to such a thing.... Again..."
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Copper Rose on Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:18 am

The two remaining police ponies not holding the unknown pony use Taze Mindfray.
Taze (Mindfray):
[+1] Mindfray - Standard Attack
Deal 1 and 5 damage to Runeheart, and Runeheart suffers a -2 penalty to damage until the end of their next turn
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Fluffy McSparkles on Sun Sep 15, 2013 1:45 am

Metaspace combat info stuff:
???'s initiative roll: Self-imposed Nat 1

Combat talents brought into battle:
[+3] Look Confused Critfisher – Standard Utility
Choose one:
A) Roll two dice of your choice from amongst d8s, d10s and d12s (you could choose to roll both dice from one of these types, or a mix from amongst these types).
B) Pay 2 energy. If you do, roll five dice of your choice from amongst d8s, d10s and d12s (you could choose to roll all five from one of these types, or a mix from amongst these types).
[+2] Flail Rampage  - Standard Attack
Deal 1d4 damage to target creature. If you are bloodied, deal 1d10 damage to that creature instead.
[+1] Faceplant Redirect Focus - Minor Utility
You are dazed until the end of your next turn.
[0] Sneeze and Hope Something Happens Heads I Win, Tails You Lose - Standard Utility
Flip a coin. If heads, you or target ally gains 2 energy. If tails, deal 1d8 damage to target creature and that creature is weakened (save ends).
[-7] Double Slap Electrocution - Standard Attack
Deal 1d4+1d6+1d8+1d10+1d12 to target creature.

???'s Items
Training Certificate
Granting the use of the combat trait "I Meant To Do That"
Chain of the Drunken Master
While you are dazed, you may roll twice on all die rolls and use either result.

???'s Traits
I Meant To Do That
Whenever you roll a 1 on a d8, d10 or d12; you may gain 1 pip.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Sun Sep 15, 2013 4:02 am

"Arrrrrrrff, that's all folks!"
Andogyny decides to use the confusion to run and hide. She runs into an alleyway and hides in the shadow.

Meta:
Roll to Stealth: 19(roll) + 5(bonus) = 24

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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Clockeye on Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:03 am

As the fireball hits at runehearts hooves he jumps into the air like a startled cat and yelps "AHHOWTHEHELLDOESTHATEVENWORK?"
What actually happened:
No seriously HOW DO YOU DO THAT. Initiative: 6. Pips: 5. HP: 16/30 Moves brought: All via spellbook. Items:

Forbidden Book Page(Training Certificate) [Terrifying presence/Invigorating presence] - 2000 Gold
Trinket
When you purchase this item, choose a trait that you meet the prerequisites for. While you have the Forbidden Book Page equipped, you are considered to have the chosen trait. You may equip more than one Forbidden Book Page at a time

Spellbook - 500 Gold
Weapon
When you start a battle with this weapon equipped, you may bring all of your combat talents into battle (instead of choosing 5).

Ring of Resilience - 500 Gold
Trinket
You gain a +3 bonus to saving throws.

Trait (Via Forbidden Book Page):

Terrifying Presence (Inspiring Presence) [ [Created by QuietKal and Sunbeam]
At the beginning of your turn, choose up to two allies. Those allies are subjected to your "Terrifying presence" until the start of your next turn.
When you take this trait, choose one of the following features.

Blood Pumping Presence (Invigorating presence)
Allies subjected to your Blood Pumping Presence may reroll all 1s on dice they roll in combat.


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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Clockeye on Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:50 pm

"ASDFFAGERK!" Runeheart yelps as he gets tazed, Breathing heavily afterwards and asking Mad Nopony "Could you please help for at least a few seconds?" Somewhat angrily.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Copper Rose on Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:59 pm

The unicorn police pony pepper sprays Runeheart.
What actually happens:
1 ongoing damage (save ends) is inflicted upon Runeheart.
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Clockeye on Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:06 pm

"SON OF A GUN! THAT REALLY BLOODY HURTS!" Yelps Runeheart as he gets sprayed. "Okay that's it you little-Grr..." Runeheart blasts a firebolt at the unicorn guard, Suddenly he becomes charged with immense amounts of electricity which bolt towards the unicorn.
Combat info:
Firebolt: 8(Special activated) + 2 = 10 Move activated by special: Taze (Mindfray): 6.


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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Quietkal on Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:26 pm

Ghoul rights his mask, only to realize that wearing it is a sure indicator to the police ponies that he should be committed to the asylum. And not as Egregious Element, doctor. He fumbles with the mask again, managing to take it off and attempts to nonchalantly half-stand, half-hide near the dog-thing.
Meta:
+6 Panic Grab for Power
[4;5] rolled
Lose (4) energy.

27 hp, 10 energy
Moves:
Grab for Power
Supercharge
Healing Salve
Redirect Focus
Red Requiem


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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Xel Unknown on Tue Sep 17, 2013 12:45 am

Maddie giggles and just has a improblibity bomb just go off with a huge explosion of madness and power....


combat talent:
[+6] Improb-Power-Up (Grab For Power) - Standard Utility
Lose 1d8 energy.

1d8 => 2
I GET ALL THE TALENTS (THANK YOU SPELLBOOK):
[+6] Grab For Power - Standard Utility
Lose 1d8 energy.

[+3] Critfisher – Standard Utility
Choose one;
A) Roll two dice of your choice from amongst d8s, d10s and d12s (you could choose to roll both dice from one of these types, or a mix from amongst these types).
B) Pay 2 energy. If you do, roll five dice of your choice from amongst d8s, d10s and d12s (you could choose to roll all five from one of these types, or a mix from amongst these types).

[+3] Supercharge - Standard Attack
Deal 1d8 damage to yourself and flip a coin. If you win the flip, deal 1d10 damage to target enemy.

[+2] Arcing Bolt - Standard Attack
Deal 1d6 damage to up to three target creatures.

[+1] Stab - Standard Attack
Deal 1d10 damage to target creature.

[+1] Wild Power - Standard Utility
A random ally gains 2 energy.

[+1] Gather Energy - Standard Utility
On your next turn, you may take 2 standard actions. You cannot use this talent two turns in a row.

[-X] Payday - Standard Attack
Roll Xd4. Deal that much damage to target creature. For each 4 you roll, you and target ally each gain 1 energy.
status:
HP: 30
Pips: 8

Conditions: None
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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Copper Rose on Tue Sep 17, 2013 1:43 am

The unicorn Police Pony spits out blood, then wipes her mouth. "Oh, you just think you're bloody brilliant, don't you?"

The EP PP sprays Runeheart with more Pepper Spray.
Actuallnesss:
Inflicts Runeheart with Vulnerability 2 until end of turn.

The two unicorn PP shoot concentrated balls of magic at Runeheart.
Actualness:
Runeheart is dealt 9 and 10 damage.

The pegasus PP kicks at Runeheart's hooves.
Actuality:
Runeheart is dealt 5 damage, and takes a -6 penalty to damage.


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Re: Infinite Laughter

Post  Quietkal on Tue Sep 17, 2013 10:31 pm

Seeing the unicorn knocked unconscious, and realizing he really had no reason to help him, Ghoul flees to the alleys. But in a nonchalant way, not a "HEY LOOK AT ME I'M ESCAPING FROM A BURNING ASYLUM" way.
On his way, he accidentally stumbles into Bubbles, the harem mare, who's too fixated on Sugar to notice.
Meta:
Stealth: 34 = 19 (roll) +10 (skill) +5 (FK)
Perception: 23 = 18 (roll) +5 (skill)
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