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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  conantheghost on Sat Oct 05, 2013 5:56 am

You are the Avatar, but  you lose everybody you've ever known and cared about when you freeze yourself in a giant block of rock for a hundred years. Later you enter the Avatar State and get killed, anding the line of Avatars and probably dooming the world.


I wish that this wish were a two part wish, wherein part a is that I knew of the best conceivable and least corruptible wish possible, and part b being that part a were granted with all terms satisfactorily met.


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:00 am

You didn't make a wish of your own.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:28 pm

You know exactly what to wish for, and no corruption occurred in knowing how to make that wish, so part a and b are satisfied. If only you had wished for the uncorupted wish generated by part a instead of just having no corruption occur on learning how to do a corruption free wish.

I wish for rescue from the animal abusing heroes from my last wish.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:32 pm

They are defeated by a dark lord who takes you and treats you worse, using your feathers for horrible, unspeakable rituals.

I wish life was like an awesome anime. Hentai doesn't count.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Paper Shadow on Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:43 pm

Granted, but you are a civilian with no notable features. You will most likely be destroyed in an awesome explosion...

I wish for my life to be free from any undue illness or injury...

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  conantheghost on Sat Oct 05, 2013 2:50 pm

Granted. You receive massive amounts of both, but they are in due course and totally warranted.

I wish I owned and could pilot a mech suit of epically protagonistic proportion in a light comedy production.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:32 pm

You have the mech and the lighthearted plot, up until Cerberus syndrome kicks in during the finial episodes and all of your friends get killed to motivate you.

I wish I was a Hunter like in HunterxHunter and that I had an awesome nen power.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:23 pm

Granted. The ants eat you to steal it.

I wish to escape fom that evil overlord into the wild.
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Post  Pen Pony on Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:27 pm

You get out but you are in the middle of an ocean an get caught in a huge storm trapping you in a painful cycle of being extinguished and reignited until the overlord capture you again.

I wish I was the evil overlord who caught Whiteeyes
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Jason Shadow on Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:29 pm

Granted. The heroes that you previously defeated show up and defeat you for stealing their phoenix from them, then take the bird back.

I wish I had a fully-functioning, tolerably obedient, not-homicidally-insane TARDIS that was obtained through 100% legal and ethical means.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Sat Oct 05, 2013 10:35 pm

Ok but there is a weeping angel right in front of you as soon as you step out.

I wish I was good at math.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:29 am

You are good at math. You suck at everything else.

I wish I was happier.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:32 am

You are happier because you’ve been lobotomized now you’ll be happy forever.

I wish I had a cute monster girls were real.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:51 am

You now have "A cute monster girls are real." Since the phrase makes no grammatical sense, it looks like a crumpled piece of paper and does nothing.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  conantheghost on Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:08 am

Granted. Your unicorn is Twilight Sparkle, and she is not happy being some hairless ape's pet. You WHAT!? 

I wish there was an "I" in "Team."
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:11 am

There is now an I in team and as such the word loses all meaning and teams every dissolve and there are no longer professional sports.

I wish cute monster girls were real, got it right this time.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  conantheghost on Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:16 am

The first one you meet is a red jelly.

I wish I had the cupboard from "Indian in the Cupboard." Mostly for my pony figures and plushies. I also have D&D minis on my desk. Those could be cool for warames...
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Sun Oct 06, 2013 5:18 am

They all come to life unfortunately they are all evil and go totally Child’s Play on you.

I wish Luna/Fluttershy was canon.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  tygerburningbright on Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:41 am

The moral guardians shut down the show.

I wish that the book Twilight was never written.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  LoganAura on Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:00 pm

Stephanie Meyer wrote Midnight Sun and the series revolved around Edward (wait they do that already) instead.

I wish I was in the show "The magic Schoolbus."

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Whiteeyes on Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:28 pm

Granted, you're the lizard.

You know, those heroes aren't so bad. I just wish they'd be nicer to me.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Sun Oct 06, 2013 12:35 pm

The heroes eventually grow fond of you and let you out of the cage, treating you as a companion. Then the evil overlord return for revenge, brutally slaughtering your friends and taking you again.

I wish I were invincible but not immortal. (can't be harmed or damaged, can still die of old age)

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Jason Shadow on Sun Oct 06, 2013 2:30 pm

Granted. Some nutjob with a "rapid-aging" ray shoots you with it and turns you into a decrepit old man with only about a month left at the very most.

I wish that God and the Devil would peacefully and respectively resolve their differences in a manner that was not detrimental to any and all forms of mortal life (including the souls of said mortal life).
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Mon Oct 07, 2013 12:00 am

The age old theological feud is solved but it did nothing to stop Great Cthulhu.

I wish I was an Elder God.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Whiteeyes on Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:28 am

Granted. You're very old with a divine walker, and you yell at angels to stay off your lawn.

I wish for the evil overlord to be defeated by my heroes who are still good people.
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