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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:34 am

You are rescued by the heroes who somehow survived the last attack, but they end up trapped in a cave and though they do not wish to they have to cut you up and eat you over and over.

I wish I was a pokemon master.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:40 am

You train for years, honing your skill to perfection and become the league champion. Then, a few months later, a ten year old kid who's only been training a few weeks comes and kicks your ass, disgracing you as league champion.

I wish things I didn't like would be censored. Also, Pingcode is silly.


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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pingcode on Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:53 am

[hidden]Granted, it's all been censored[/hidden]

[hidden]I wish that twist worked better with what Lapis actually said.[/hidden]
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:03 am

Look to my previous post.

I wish I was the greatest artist ever.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  SparkImpulse on Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:30 am

Lapis-Lazily wrote:I wish I was the greatest artist ever.
Granted. All the greater artists have died of the plague. Buyers are stuck with your work.

I wish I had a high-end mechanical keyboard like the CoolerMaster Storm or an ErgoDox
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Xel Unknown on Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:35 am

You are THE GREATEST ARTIST EVER! but the endless requests and commissions, drive you insane quite quickly...

Dam to slow...


You now own such a keyboard... But it get's damaged on travel to your place. So it's mostly useless now to you.

I wish to travel to Equestria and live there for the rest of my life (dieing of natural causes there too).
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:42 am

You are in Equestria sadly it’s the Fallout version and your life is miserable.

I wish I had access to the cursed springs from Ranma ½ and a high powered squirt gun.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pingcode on Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:45 am

Granted. The water gun has a small, nearly imperceptible leak in the exact right position to catch you in the face the first time you try to fire it.

I wish I weren't crazy enough to code as a way of procrastinating from coding.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:47 am

You are now so sane that you end up like the Joker.

I wish I didn’t have writer’s block so often.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  tygerburningbright on Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:09 pm

You can no longer write ever for anything.

I wish that I could retroactively change the Laws/Rules.
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Post  SparkImpulse on Mon Oct 07, 2013 9:55 pm

tygerburningbright wrote:I wish that I could retroactively change the Laws/Rules.
Granted. The other people who can do that keep retconning your changes, though. Net effect zero.

I wish I was an MLP/Equestria style griffon
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  tygerburningbright on Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:27 pm

Your friends leave you after a misunderstanding and a bad impression and then your life's work gets destroyed.

I wish that the letters U and I where next to each other in the alphabet
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:33 pm

The alphabet has been changed but it was only due to a keter SCP which will slowly destroy all knowledge of the human race.

I wish I had one of the non-harmful SCP’s.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Xel Unknown on Mon Oct 07, 2013 10:48 pm

You gain, SCP-000-J, and some disbelieving friend of yours places an order for SCP-173... Sweet Dreams...


I wish for Earth to have Equestria Ponies co-existing with us humans.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:01 pm

They live alongside us but no one wants to be friends with you pony or human.

I wish I had another wish.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  tygerburningbright on Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:07 pm

Your wish can not be processed at this time please wait 4-5 business years

I wish that all deliveries were instant.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:19 pm

All deliveries are instant, but a shipping mistake is made and you get SCP-173 instead of me.

I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Jason Shadow on Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:51 pm

Granted...

I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard, and... I don't want any zombie turkeys, I don't wanna turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any more weird surprises, you got it?!
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Xel Unknown on Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:06 am

You get your sandwich... You eat it... Then die... Nothing weird there.

I wish for a doomsday weapon.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:09 am

It destroys the world, while you're on it. Everyone dies, the end.

I wish I was smarter than Tony Stark, Bill Gates, Stephen Hawking, and every other genius combined.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:10 am

You are smart but sadly you are useless, like Reed Richards.

I wish life worked like a date-sim.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  LoganAura on Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:01 am

Granted, but you can only get as far as kissing stage without devoting 50 days to your charm stat.

I wish that I could be one of my DND characters.

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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pingcode on Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:10 am

Granted. You're Cards.

I wish these spammers would stop showing up every day like clockwork.
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Re: Corrupted Wish Game.

Post  Pen Pony on Tue Oct 08, 2013 2:23 am

They stop because the site no longer exist.

I wish I could shape shift.
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Post  SparkImpulse on Tue Oct 08, 2013 3:58 am

Pen Pony wrote:I wish I could shape shift.
@Ping: The furniture site? Again/Still?

@Pen: You can shift, but only into the shape of furniture acquired through a certain site in the UK.

I wish my friends would be more understanding of my earlier-granted feather and claws so I could rebuild my life's work into a griffon-suitable design.
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