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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:19 pm

The party proceeds down the red tunnel, and then the purple tunnel in the next room. The purple tunnel goes on for quite a ways, heading ever deeper into the mine. At a certain point the lanterns give way to glowing blue crystals set into the walls. Any attempt to remove them proves impossible. Finally the group can see a lit chamber ahead. There is a weird sound coming from inside, something almost like... laughter.

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Post  Zarhon on Mon Nov 25, 2013 11:29 pm

"Huh, these are kind of nifty. And it sounds like someone is in a 'good' mood out there. Or maybe its machinery or something. We've come this far...", Gus comments, trying to identify the "laughing".

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Perception for laughing identification, and anything else of interest/risk we're about to see.
7 + 10 = 17
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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  maswoon on Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:35 am

"That's creepy." Sarah mutters, making sure to keep her voice low such that the laughing person cannot hear. She attempts to strike at the crystal with a Keyblade, summoned from her Namae no Nai, giving a low "hmmm" when it bears no result. "Maybe someone who knows things about things could say what this is and if it's relevant at all...?"

Perceeeeive:

On the laughing and future threats: 9 + 10 = 19.
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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Copper Rose on Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:47 am

Thalia immediately starts looking for something that could correspond to the last part of the code (up, down, pull, or down, up, push).


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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Linear Analysis on Tue Nov 26, 2013 12:42 pm

Jonny gives things a cursory once over, more worried about Thalia's decision to poke ahead.

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1d20+7 = 11

He does wince a bit at Sarah's crystal whacking... but at least it doesn't seem like they're connected to anything.

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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:40 pm

Inside the room ahead Thalia sees a nerdy looking young man holding what looks like a comic book. The room itself is a huge cave area lit by the glowing crystals seen in the tunnels leading up to it. In the very back is a large wall made of intense fire. The nerdy guy is sitting on a chair near the middle reading the comic and laughing. As Thalia pokes her head in he looks up at her and gives a slight shocked glance before standing up. He pushes his glasses up on his nose before speaking in a nasally voice. "Well hello there. Wasn't expecting you to be awake already. Why don't you and your friends come in and take a seat."

Suddenly Thalia, and everyone else is pulled into the room and put on chairs that come up from the ground. A large metal cage door clatters down behind them.

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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Draco12387 on Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:43 pm

DerouX stands up from the chair. "What's going on? Who are you?"
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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Tue Nov 26, 2013 6:53 pm

"I am xX_CoMiXl0v3R360B4tm4N_Xx, and I am one of Neckbeard's generals. I am tasked with opening this vault down here to get precious user information from this Facebook server. I already got what I came for, but when I saw your group was coming, I figured I'd set a little trap for you, Riddler style. Of course you all took the bait, albeit very slowly. Seriously, you n00bs suck at puzzles. If Batman were here, he'd have solved it in seconds. Sadly, none of you are Batman. Anyway, time to see if I'll just kill yo now, or give you a fighting chance, he cackles, pulling a two-faced coin with one side scarred by fire. He flips it into the air and catches it, revealing the unscarred side. "Ah, goody. I get to have some fun with you all. Gentlemen, have you ever met a troll?

Suddenly a large stomping sound can be heard coming from a side cave. A grate opens, and in walks a humongous ugly beast, with a very familiar face. The grate closes behind it. "Lol, n00bs. u all bout to get smashed. Hitler did nothing wrong!"

"And just to be fair, I left you guys a little gift beyond my the firewall, if you can finish my puzzle. It'll really help to get that, but grabbing it is purely optional. I'll just watch this from above. Have fun."
The nerdy guy suddenly grows a large pair of bat-like wings and flies to the ceiling of the cave laughing.

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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  maswoon on Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:06 pm

"Uh. Hey. How you doin'," Sarah says, jarred. At the appearance of the troll, she panicks and backs up, knocking over the chair she's sitting in. "He-hey, I dunno if this is entirely appropriate!" she shouts, hand on the Namae No Nai with intent to press the red button, but she overshoots a little and ends up hitting the green one...

d100 time:

56. Extremely Improbable Eye Colors Deux
Everyone within 20 feet of Sarah (including Sarah) rolls a d10. Their eyes change color based on the roll and the following table for 2d6 days-
1- Red, 2- Orange, 3- Blonde, 4- Green, 5- Sky Blue, 6- Blue, 7- Indigo, 8- Purple, 9- Pink, 10- Silverish
My roll is- 10. Set to rolling, friends!
The duration is- 1 + 6 l= 7 days! A week of awkward eyes.

...and a brief flash emits from the sheath, causing everyone to blink once, a new eye color emerging. Sarah blinks again a few times. "Fortunately that seemed to do nothing..." she mutters, her fingers poised to press whatever button needs to be pressed.


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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Copper Rose on Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:20 pm

"Idiots." Thalia pulls all the light in the room into her book, runs over to a corner and yells, "Hey, big guy! Operation Chanology failed!" She closes her eyes and releases the light in a blinding flash, then opens them again and tries to use the enraged(?) troll to launch her to the ceiling.
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This was used:
Fill the World With Darkness (Light Trap) - 1/Day
Preparation Time: 10 Seconds
Pull all the light within’ 50 feet of you into a small object you are holding. For the next 1 minute or until the object is destroyed the area affected is completely black. Treat the area as if it was obscured by a cloud of total darkness.  You may release the light trapped within the object at any time you are not in combat, either returning the area to normal illumination or releasing the light in a brilliant flash that blinds all creatures seeing it for five seconds.

Acrobatics: 19(roll) + 7(skill) = 26
Persuasion if needed to piss off the troll and send her flying to the ceiling: 19(roll) + 13(skill) = 32
Thalia now has sky blue eyes, for some reason.
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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:22 pm

Thlia manages to launch herself into the air towards the nerdy guy.

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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  kajisora on Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:31 pm

As soon as the light fades, Kaji starts uncoiling her grappling hook from her belt and runs towards where she remembered the troll being.
A small pop sounds, and the wire attached becomes coated in a sticky liquid, as she loops it around the troll's ankles and pulls it tight.

Meta:
Athletics for rope:
1d20+12)
3+17 = 15
using two charges of Nimble Fingers
15+10=25
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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Copper Rose on Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:36 pm

Thalia, screaming bloody murder, tries to grab the nerd guy and pull him down to the ground.
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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Zarhon on Tue Nov 26, 2013 7:59 pm

"Hey, don't just run off, you uncultured little cretin! Stop!", Gus yells at the bat-winged nerd, wagging his finger threateningly, a scene that, coupled with his newly-pink eyes, fails to gets the message across. Much to his surprise, a stream of weird-looking... stuff exits his finger, straight for the nerd, impacting his clothing. His clothes then become equally... glitchy? "Huh, that... That worked? Weird. Is that supposed to happen when I say stop?", Gus exclaims, prompting another instance of the glitch-beam, this one flying around erratically, before impacting the silken rope coiled around the troll. "Guess it does. Well, I ain't going near that thing. Let's see if we can open that gate...", he mutters, quickly flying his recliner over to the gate. "No lever or anything. Damn traps!", he rants, kicking the gate. Once again to his surprise, the glitchy effect exits from his shoe, and engulfs the gate, leaving it looking rather feeble.

Stuff:
Eyes Rolls:
d10 = 9, pink color
2d6 = 2 + 4 = 4 days duration.

Using immovable on several things: The nerd's clothing, to pin him in place, and then on the rope Kaji used, after he binds/trips the troll with it. After that, I'll go over to the gate and use "weaken substance" on it.

And in case we enter combat, rolling initiative:
d20 = 7

It froze up again! (Immovable) – 10/day
Preparation Time: 6 Seconds
For the next ten minutes, target small object is immovable. An immovable item can't be moved no matter the force applied to it, even if it's hanging in mid-air.

Is it supposed to do that? (Weaken Substance) - 5/day
Preparation Time: 10 Seconds
For one minute, target object becomes much less sturdy. (For example an iron bar might bend like stiff rubber or a sturdy door might shatter to a well-placed blow).


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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  maswoon on Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:02 pm

Springing to action, Sarah aids Kaji with the rope shenanigans. This is totally just like Shingeki no Kyojin oh my goooosh

meta:
1d20 (17) + 17 = 34 / 10 = +3 to the roll.


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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Draco12387 on Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:48 pm

DerouX takes a small metal disk from inside his jacket, tossing it onto the ground underneath the bat-geek. It expands into a mechanical device that lies flat on the ground, ready to be activated. Unfortunately, it seems to be just slightly glitched, and won't be able to run unless someone makes a minor tweak.

Meta:
Once Immovable runs out, DerouX is going to double the force of gravity. 17(roll) + 20 + 2 = 39, so I'm going to need an assist to make the DC

Also, DerouX's eyes have turned pink for 10 days.
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Post  Lapis-Lazily on Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:32 pm

It all happens in a blur. The troll suddenly falls, a look of surprise upon its normally smiley face. The laughing nerd gets tackled in the air by Thalia. Unable to move, the combined weight of the two shatters the immovable shirt causing a weird glitch that allows the two people to fall to the ground. Thalia lands squarely on the nerd, practically just a little bruised. The nerd looks less fortunate and lets out a groan as he lapses into unconsciousness. Meanwhile, the troll tries to get up but finds its feet immovable for the moment. It let's out an odd laugh. "Lol, u nerd can't beet my lazah!" it yells as a blue light begins shining in its open mouth.

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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Copper Rose on Tue Nov 26, 2013 9:43 pm

"Well shit." Thalia puts her hand against the nerd's grossly naked back, then pulls it away to admire her work. "In case you wake up and try to run away. Freak."
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This was used:
You Think You Can Hide From Me? (Assassin’s Brand) - 3/Day
Preparation Time: Instantaneous
Mark a creature you are touching with a tiny symbol visible only to you. The brand appears as you envision it, approximately an inch in diameter in whatever symbol you choose. You can still see the brand, even through solid objects or if the subject uses magical means to change or hide their appearance. Even effects such as transformations or invisibility do not hide the brand. To your eyes, the mark glows a neon pink.

Initiative, which I assume is needed: 14(roll) + 10 = 24
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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  AProcrastinatingWriter on Tue Nov 26, 2013 11:55 pm

"Alright, time for some action! Everyone get behind me!" Woolie cries, revealing himself (and his shining techno-suit from the 2030s) in a vermillion blaze of glory as he runs up directly in front of the troll. "Well, you know, if we're on the internet, and you're about to fire a lazer...then I guess I have no choice! I must succumb to the force of the memes, however loath I may be to do so!" Despite this apparent (And quite melodramatic) hesitation, Woolie is clearly smiling as he flexes his arms, pumping his fsts into the air. "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-"

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I know what color my eyes are and will reveal it later. Suffice to say, 9 days.

Anyway, Endurance check to tank the laser.
Endurance: 18(Alright!) + 13(Bonus)=31! Nice. If it's not nice enough, I'll use my magic point, but only if I would fail otherwise and no one's willing or able to make the assist.
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Post  Draco12387 on Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:24 am

DerouX facepalms at Woolie's actions, grimacing as he makes a mirror appear in front of Woolie's chest to hopefully shield some of the damage. "No, you dumbass, you don't tank the skillshots, you dodge them! Why the fuck am I playing support anyways!" He complains.

Meta:
Assist roll for Woolie: (Basing it off arcana, since magical tricks) 20 + 16 + 2 = 38, which when divided by 10, will give Woolie a +3 bonus. Hope he lives.

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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Lapis-Lazily on Wed Nov 27, 2013 1:36 am

The lazah continues to charge.
Spoiler:
The lazah will fire in five posts.

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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Copper Rose on Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:02 am

Thalia, seeing that the troll's Lazer is about to go off, decides to drag the nerd guy over to the troll before running to a far corner.
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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  maswoon on Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:05 am

"Huh? Well, alright... Stand back, everyone!" Sarah shouts, conjuring a keyblade with a push of the white button, jamming her fist down on the edge of the sheathed weapon, wincing in pain, though she knows the blood is vital for what was to come next.



This triggers a transformation in Senketsu, one which turns it...

Well, much sluttier, for starters. Only, she didn't fill it out NEARLY as much as Ryuko, but hey, it still fit alright. The uniform has transformed into the clothing equivalent of a whorish Gundam mobile suit. "KAMUI, SENKETSU!" she cries, flushed. Charging the troll with the force of 10,000 High School Principals and a little more, she crashes her entire body into the Troll's face and points it towards Neckbeard's general. If this is like a game... then I don't have to feel bad about this, right? ...Try to ignore the fact that everyone's staring at your butt too.

Athletics /flex:
So I got a nat 3 but DerouX made that better with Versatility into Awesomeness, which is fortunate

Then I got a 10 (d20), +5 is 15 (awesomeness), +17 is 32 (athletics score), +1 is 33 (instant party), +20 is 53 (Yee-Haw!)


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Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

Post  Copper Rose on Wed Nov 27, 2013 2:53 am

Thalia looks at Sarah. "That... No. Ew. Are you sure you're a freshman?"
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Post  Linear Analysis on Wed Nov 27, 2013 3:18 am

Laughter. Chair. Fire. General. Sky Blue Eyes for 8 days. Troll. Chaos.

Really? Really? Really.

And then... Less Clothes. More mayhem. Ropes and flying and falling and Lazers? Jonny's confusion just builds up.

"What the HECK guys! Don't feed the trolls! They get more powerful the more attention they get!"

And Sarah really needs to not be wearing that outfit.

Jonny blushes.

NOT THAT WAY YOU IDIOT.

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