Non Sequitur: The Campaign

Androgyny shifts back into her natural form, the flames starting at her horn as usual and descending down her body until the transformation is complete. "This is as I truly am."

The unicorn's jaw drops, then he shuts it and a tear falls from his eye. "You... You're beautiful. More beautiful than anything I could have ever imagined or invented." He takes a step toward Androgyny, movements slow. "I know what I want. Give it to me, and anything you want to happen, will. Just one small thing, just one... small... kiss." At this point, his face is mere inches away from Androgyny's, eyes half closed.

Blackberry, having heard this, screams into the Amulet, "Don't you DARE touch her!"

In a furious rage Blackberry runs over and bangs on the magic shield, shooting magic around her.

Laughter Gamble:

Androgyny whispers into the amulet distraught. "Blackberry, please forgive me. I have to kiss him. I don't want to but I have to. If I don't, I might be killed in here, and then I'd lose you. Please, forgive. Please, tell me it'll be okay."

"NO!" Blackberry shouts as she repeatedly bangs against the wall, "There has to be another way!"

"I'm so sorry," Androgyny says choking down a sob. Tears are streaming down her face as she leans forward and kisses the mad scientist unicorn.

As soon as Androgyny's lips touch the unicorns, everything is drowned in a blinding white light. After eye sight returns, Androgyny sees the unicorn on the ground, but he looks... different, somehow. The 15 timberwolves are now 15 adorable puppies, and the magical barrier has gone down. The unicorn slowly gets up, no longer covered in slime, and looks at Androgyny with wide, innocent eyes. "T-thank you. I thought I would never be returned to my true self, until you came along. You must have an absolutely brilliant future, if your kiss broke the curse." He chuckles. "It must sound like I am speaking nonsense to you, no?"

Androgyny backpedals aghast. "WHAT?"

"I really should explain, shouldn't I?" He stands up and dusts himself off. "When Discord first came to power, I was a Prince, a close friend of Luna and Celestia. When he captured me, he decided that nothing would make him happier than to not only put a curse on me, but to instill me with a touch of his own chaos. His curse made me into what you encountered when you first met me, the one who knocked out and kidnapped your friend, who sent a fireball at that dragon, who created contraptions to do all sorts of horrible things. Unfortunately, during that time as... him, I forgot my name, and my cutie mark became nothing more than a blur. Anyway, Discord wanted my curse to be irreversible, but thanks to the nature of chaos, there was a cure. He told it to me once, and only once; in order for my curse to be lifted, I had to receive 'a kiss from a genderless mare who was destined to one day be great.' Until that happened, I would never grow old or die."

Blackberry hears what occurred through the amulet and is shocked, she trots into the room and gently hugs Androgyny

Androgyny immediately hugs her back, still teary eyed. "I'm so sorry. At least it turned out, okay... I think."

Blackberry hugs her closer as tears run down her face, "I w-won't leave you next time... I'm so sorry!"

Moonseeker walks in behind Blackberry. When she hears the unicorn tells his story, she freezes for a second, then continues forward, but haltingly. "Do... Do you remeber how you met the princesses?"

The unicorn looks at Moonseeker, then does a double take. "Yes, I do. I think. I remember it had something to do with a dandelion... You seem so familiar. Have we met before?"

"No, but I have met Luna before. She told me of your meeting, whistfully, as if remembering one long gone to the ages. She told me that your name was Dandelion, and that you were one of the few ponies who tended to her gardens. You were clearing some of the flowers from m-Luna's garden, flowers that had overgrown to there-""-from Celestia's garden. Yes, Luna told me to leave them, that the moon only glowed because it was reflecting the light of the sun anyway. Follow me, so we might speak without inturrupting your friends."

"Inturrupting them? What do you-"

"Oh, one of the side effects to the curse being broken is some flashes of what your friend Mad Nopony would call 'Fourth Wall Madness.' It comes and goes."

"Okaay then..." The two walk off together into the Hoard room, away from the others.

Blackberry backed up and laughed nervously, "I banged on the wall."

Ghoul trots into the room and fixes Sugar up while the party healer is occupied with her ship.

Meta:

"Uhhh more booze. I need something.....to help with this headache. Please somepony get me some brown.....And what the buck am I doing here?"

Ghoul helps Sugar up as his accent shifts again. "Ya ran into th' cave like an idjit. Near got ya self turned to a timber 'bomination. Maybe its time to lay off th' drink for a ways." Ghoul pats Sugar on the back before looking towards Androgyny and Blackberry. "...ya...alrigh'? Tha was some qui' thinkin' ya had there."

Blackberry trots a distance from the cave entrance and sighs, "I need to de-goop, would you help me Androgyny?"

Roll:

Androgyny smiles brightly, then blushes a bit. "Yes, of course. Right away."
Androgyny trots out after her and investigates the caves for herself.

Spoiler:

Androgyny thinks she can hear flowing water coming from a nearby cave, muffled and echoey. She knows exactly which one it is.

Androgyny heads towards the cave with water and perks her ears. "Oh, this one has water! I think we can get you cleaned up in here."
Androgyny begins trotting into the cave happily.