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Post  deonte9109 on Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:35 pm

The bartender nods and with a flurry of moves, slides out three glasses and pours out the drinks with exaggerated style and flair.
"There you go and by my estimate, we shouldn't too far Manehattan, not long enough for this booze to wear off. Sorry I lose track of time working here. Hey you ponies haven't seen a pony by the name of Helping Hand have you? He was supposed to be assisting me clean up here."



Between Maize's physique and size, the cider doesn't affect her too much but she does feel buzzed.


Phoenix either from prior experience or awesomeness feels only the slightest bit tipsy.


72 either underestimated the vintage drink or is a complete lightweight soaring pass buzzed and tipsy going into straight inebriation.
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Post  A1C Bronymous on Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:49 pm

"Oh yeah that guy. He, uh, he got off at the last stop. Was in a big hurry for something, not sure what about. Something about catching the mail?"
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Post  Loud Taffy on Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:08 am

"Hands ha what are hands anyway? I met a unicorn once and she wouldn't stop talking about them. She was all like.." orange flame wraps around his hooves. He lifts one of his now mint green hooves and states at it. "I wish I had hands." he then wanders to the other side of the car laughing maniacally.
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Post  A1C Bronymous on Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:29 am

"Oh my, punch bug got spiked. Miss Mino, would you like to demonstrate what hands are, or should I?"
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Post  Elacular on Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:31 am

At the mention of Helping Hands, Maize bit her lower lip. 72's antics, however, made her giggle and she held one hand out to them. "These are hands, silly."
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Post  Loud Taffy on Tue Jun 03, 2014 1:46 am

72 wasn't listening, he was too busy walking on the ceiling singing spider pony.
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Post  Dusk Raven on Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:09 am

It's at this moment that Shade catches up to the three. Upon seeing his comrade walking on the ceiling and singing, he simply says, "What...?"
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Post  Loud Taffy on Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:14 am

Suddenly he stops "who wants my to do Luna? I can even do the voice." in an orange flash princess Luna/72 falls from the ceiling, and hits the floor rather hard. Sits up "Thy vision hath been doubled."
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Post  A1C Bronymous on Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:27 am

"Ha." Phoenix turns to Shade. "Yeah, he's trashed. Had like, one drink of something, turns out is the lightest of the lightweights. And apparently he's a sloppy drunk."
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Post  Loud Taffy on Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:59 am

"you are both correct ind incorrect. I am very drunk but I am no lightweight." Luna/72 stumbles back to the bar and picks up the glass. "what did you put in this? I've had breezie ale before, and this is not it." slips, glass falls and smashes "come on tell your princess."




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Post  Dusk Raven on Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:25 am

"I see." He glanced at the bartender. "I won't be having what he's had." He looked on as the changeling impersonated Luna, not sure whether to be amused or indignant.
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Post  A1C Bronymous on Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:27 am

"Hang on, I'm gonna mess with him. PRINCESS LUNA!" He calls. "Show us your moonbutt!"
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Post  Loud Taffy on Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:36 am

"What no get away!"
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Post  Elacular on Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:46 am

Maize put her hand over her mouth to hide her smile before putting her head down on the table to hide how much she was laughing. "Cah-can you be a minotaur?" she said once she was calm enough to speak.
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Post  A1C Bronymous on Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:46 am

"DO IT THOUGH ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THE ORPHANS."
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Post  Loud Taffy on Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:52 am

"no staahhp...I am the night.



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Post  A1C Bronymous on Tue Jun 03, 2014 3:58 am

"Well if you're the knight, then I'm the Queen, so hurry up and do your Royal Duty. Maize needs to see your moonbutt, it's a matter of LIFE and DEATH."
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Post  Loud Taffy on Tue Jun 03, 2014 2:23 pm

"Moonbutt Moonbutt, shaky shaky... Oh, goodnight." Luna's/72,s eyes rolled back into head, then passes out on the floor. Unfortunately did not switch back to changeling form.

Somewhere up north, Queen Gachile facehoofed.
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Post  A1C Bronymous on Tue Jun 03, 2014 9:50 pm

"Aaaand he's out. Not it for carrying him off the train. Also not holding his Princessy hair when he pukes."
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Post  deonte9109 on Tue Jun 03, 2014 10:23 pm

"Damn put of towners not knowing their limits. Hey does somepony mind moving him/her/it out of here? I just cleaned up and I dont need fresh vomit ruining my floor." The bartender annoyingly says just as you all can hear the brakes of the train beginning to grind the train to a halt.
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Post  Elacular on Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:34 pm

Maize lightly shook her head and moved over to 72, hefting him gently over his shoulders. "S'allright. I got 'em."
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Post  Loud Taffy on Tue Jun 03, 2014 11:48 pm

Enough of this. I shall assume control of this one until he regains consciousness. 72 suddenly resumes changeling form. "Is that the breaks I hear? It would seem we have arrived." his hat and bag levitate back to him. "Thank you for the drink. This should cover everyone. Keep the change." a pile of bits is levitated onto the counter. "Now let's see if we can't find your things Maize."

Bits:60-30=30
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Post  Elacular on Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:39 am

Maize jumped a bit at 72's sudden coherency. "Uh, yeah, thank you. Are you okay, <salt1>?"

Translation:
Minotaurs, and in fact all cattle, enjoy the taste of salt more than sugar. As such, Maize calling 72 the Create word for salt is a term of endearment.
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Post  A1C Bronymous on Wed Jun 04, 2014 12:56 am

And in this case, dual meaning, since it's implied that salt intoxicates ponies similar to alcohol.

"Ha- hmmm. I'm no changeling expert, but I feel like he shouldn't be able to sleep it off that quickly." Phoenix eyes 72 suspiciously, watching him for anything else strange. "So how are you feeling?"
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Post  Loud Taffy on Wed Jun 04, 2014 3:16 am

"oh I'm feeling fine. And the alcohol thing, old changeling trick. I'll tell you about it while we are looking for Maize's things... Back in our car." winks at Phoenix "come on let's go Maize, everyone."
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