Song parodies a la Pony Tales things

I don't know where else to put this.

Context:

It's Aspirations of Harmony 2: The Next Generation. Saving Grace (son of Scrapper), my pacifist Earth Pony colt, recently earned his Cutie Mark. It's an olive branch surrounded by stardust. He's a peacemaker, an ambassador... with a twist. One of the other colts, Turris Thwart (son of Alcazar), is an aspiring Prince of Nightmares. His character arc is about slowly turning from a future bad guy to a future good guy. And it's because Saving Grace got directly involved in this character arc that Saving got his Cutie Mark.

What does this mean? Saving Grace is destined to be the Ambassador... of the Nightmare Realm.

A few nights later, he laments to Elegy (son of Soaring Song) about his new Cutie Mark:



I'm not that brave a pony, no not one little bit
The Nightmares just plain scare me so we're not that great a fit
Apparently we're friends now, as tight as two can be
And now it is my destiny, 'cause it's what my Cutie Mark is telling me

I've dedicated my young life to keeping peace in place,
but nopony ever said I'd have to help the Nightmare race
I need to join their cause now, it's clear for all to see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my Cutie Mark is telling me

I don't care much for gold or loot or speaking for a big ol' brute
No matter what I try I cannot tell him I'm a poor recruit
I have this trying task ahead, it's no fun being me
But this remains my destiny, 'cause it's what my Cutie Mark is telling me

What my mom and dad will say, I can't begin to guess
'Cause in my fighting fam'ly's eyes, this won't be a success
Somehow my friend's a Nightmare and got me in this mess
My destiny is not pretty, but it's what my Cutie Mark is telling me

And one day I'll have to live there but that has me quite concerned
Their world is fire and brimstone so I'm likely to get burned
I'll have to grin and bear it for everyone can see

Turris's foreign policy...
is my destiny...
and it's what my Cutie Mark,
it's what my Cutie Mark,
yes, it's what my Cutie Mark is telling me!

Elegy's reaction: "...So that means you're staying in Canterlot, right? Since that's where envoys of a foreign land stay, to improve relations between the two nations?"

http://www.sendspace.com/file/7y5rxk
>_> <_< I'll leave my cover here.

So, this song's been stuck in my head all day, which somehow led to a connection with this. And so without further ado, I give you...

Pony Hell
(To be sung between mainly Discord and Prince Blueblood. Also includes parts for the Princesses Celestia and Luna, plus Vinyl Scratch.)

Gentlecolts?

Oh dear; singing. Another absinthe, bartender?

Booze is evil; it’ll kill you
Your liver knows that fact, oh, far too well!
What a sorry stallion! Soaking in brine like a pickled scallion,
Here on level one of Pony Hell!

Colts and fillies; mares and stallions;
All alike have tacky clothes to wear
This ugly suit can cause such pain to ponies arrogant and vain;
I’m tailor here on level two!

Ooh, that really clashes with your mane!

Just tell me why!
You’ve given mares cause for complaint.
All baseless slander, jealous lies!
And yet you’re here! Imagine that.
Then please let me explain:

All harmless jests, good-natured gags!
You’ve spat on orphans, saints and shags!
My upbringing’s what’s caused such gaffes!
Your Auntie’s fault? Don’t make me laugh!

Lambasting musicians is wrong;
Not everypony’s tastes are so “refined”.

DJ PON-3’s up in this place
Gonna blast your ears when I drop the bass!
That's WUBWUBWUBWUB-what’cha get on level five!

Must he be free?
We must save Blueblood from this hell!
Discord will keep him company.
Luna, he’s your nephew as well.
Sister, I must have words with thee!

Come on, Luna, don't be cross!
I'm sure Discord will leave his fate to us,
To leave him would be quite remiss.
We’re getting far too old for this!

Snooty snorting, upturned noses, clopping to griffon pornography...
You'll pay for every vice!
If only you’d thought to think twice!
Eternity’s the final price:
Enduring tortures, none of them nice
Trapped forever here in Pony Hell!

Arcana uses Raise Dead on this thread.
So, yeah, thought of this thread and felt I'd add something.  


It feels like a perfect night to mess with my combat
And to choose my new trait, uh uh uh uh
It feels like a perfect night to start thinking 'bout boons
With all my friends too uh uh uh uh
Yeaaaah
We're happy free confused and lonely at the same time
It's miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about our real lives, it's time uh uh

I don't know about you but I'm loving level 2
Know the game will be on time if, you update all your sheets
You don't know what I'll do but I bet you want to
Everything will be alright if we just keep playing now we're, Level 2. Level 2.

It seems like one of those nights
This game is too crowded too many new kids (Who let the power gamer in anyways)
It seems like one of those nights
We ditch the whole scene and end up playing instead of sleeping
Yeaaaah
We're happy free confused and lonely in the best way
It's miserable and magical oh yeah
Tonight's the night when we forget about the sad things, it's time uh uh

I don't know about you but I'm loving level 2
Know the game will be on time if, you update all your sheets
You don't know what I'll do but I bet you want to
Everything will be alright if we just keep playing now we're, Level 2. Level 2.

I don't what you'll do, level 2. Level 2

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the real scene
It feels like one of those nights
We won't be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
This player's bad news I gotta drop you, I gotta drop you

I don't know about you but I'm loving level 2
Know the game will be on time if, you update all your sheets
You don't know what I'll do but I bet you want to
Everything will be alright if we just keep playing now we're, Level 2. Level 2.

playing like 2, yeah, level 2, yeah yeah

It feels like one of those nights
We ditch the real scene
It feels like one of those nights
We won't be sleeping
It feels like one of those nights
You look like bad news I gotta drop you, I gotta drop you


Also:

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I saw the thread and it reminded me of a rewrite I did of Feel Good Inc by the Gorillaz a while ago.
Sung by Twilight Sparkle and Discord