Alternate/Joke Virtues/Elements

Virtue of Martyrdom
What a Nice Red Shirt You're Wearing! - Permanent
Dice rolls of 1-10 are (often lethal) critical failures. Whenever you die you re-enter in the following scene.

Virtue of Python
And Now For Something Completely Different
Instantly turn a session into a bunch of people shouting Monty Python quotes at each other.

So.... the Virtue of the first 1/3 of the game not ending?

Element of Derpity
I just don't know what went wrong?
You start off each day with two more magic points. But you have a critical fail on a 1-5 roll.

Element of Xzibit
I herd u liek Elements
Gain two elements besides this one. You must use them both at once whenever using an element.

You said joke elements.

Personally when I think of joke options I like them to be at least on some level balanced.

Element of Fury
RAAAAAAAAAAGARG
Everyone drops what they are doing and starts a shouting match.

Element of Louis
Gain the following talent:
[i]G-g-g-grabbin' Peelz.
You gain a permanent +10 bonus to all Heal checks if you are willing to impersonate Louis for the next 10 minutes

Element of SCIENCE!
You may Create a Crazy Contraption without any of the usual restrictions on that skill, but only if you can beat the GM at manical laughter