The "What If?" game!

Assuming the character, Voldemort would likely be in trouble, dealing with unfamiliar magic. Assuming the franchise, someone would have to do something with Explosive Runes sooner or later, or I would be most disappoint.

What if D&D ran on Harry Potter magic?

Wizards would sound ridiculous, and be unstoppable.

What if people made furniture out of stale bread?

We'd know we live in Chewandswallow.

What if the Order of the Stick met the Mane Six?

Belkar would be EoH'd into the Good Alignment. Like when he got a wisdom boost.

What if Hufflepuff mattered?

Oh, they do matter! They handle the grunt work so that Slytherin can spy, Griffindor can fight, and Ravenclaw can strategize!

What if Buffy and Blade teamed up to take down Twilight-verse?

Team Edward and Team Jacob would need new pretty-boys to fawn over, because there would be NO SURVIVORS on team Badly-Written Stalkers.

...Be right back, writing that fanfic.

...On that note, what if Twilight was actually well-written?

Then I might actually read it.

What if the RNG could be bribed with pizzas? For every pizza you get a plus 1 to your rolls for thirty minutes.

Gamers would be even more broke on average than before.

What if skunks smelled like roses?

Roses would smell terrible then, cause skunks smell bad as a defense.

What if music was magic?

Then Vinyl Scratch would be the main character.

What if you held the LAST Muffin?

*swallow* What muffin?

What if...more people played this game?

It'd be hard to make an un-ninja'd post.

What if actual ninjas posted on forums?

who says that they don't

what if what you just did one hour ago was illegal?

They do... but ninjas are never seen or heard. Irony.

Then I'd be substantially drunker than I am now.

What if there were The Ninjas Who Don't Do Anything?

They'd obviously have to have an epic duel of laziness with the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

What if cake did not exist?

then the concept of cake would be a lie

what if the Id was supreme?

Argyle barge snarl!

What if the world is really 2D, but we treat it like it's 3D like characters in cartoons do?

Then Pinkie Pie, Dead Pool, and every other 4th Wall Buster would become a cleric, trying to convince the rest of the world that we're really flat.

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:They'd obviously have to have an epic duel of laziness with the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

I want to draw that.

What if I could draw?

You'd draw the Pirates Who Don't do Anything fighting the Ninja Who Don't do Anything.

What if people asked really deep questions here?

Then we wouldn't be having silly discussions in here.

What if I prepared Explosive Runes today?

KABOOM

what if all music was done with explosives?

The musicians would all go deaf eventually.

What if everyone could teleport?

Kurt Wagner would commit suicide.

What if every one out of ten people turned into ponies instead of dieing (remaining here of course)?

Hindus would be so smug...

What if kittens were telekinetic?

Then Kogu would be very smug...

What if Mosstone turned orange?