The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

"And stow that exorcist talk; I don't see how taxes apply in this situation and I'd rather none tried to excise my holdings..."

"If you can put cracks on a 1/4 inch Lexan window, you can pick up a muffin easy."

"But I'm the new guy, can't you tell me who you are before you kill us?"

Roll to see if you get her pregnant.

"Well I could always swallow you and then regurgitate you when we get there. Like Mom back when I was born."

French Santa Claus stole our criminals!

Bob is sorry and goes to rethink his life before falling off the tower.

The giant skeleton doesn't respond to your advances.

He tries a few practice thrusts, and then mounts you.

It was funnier to make you please me than to do it myself.

Ramsus wrote:"Keep the both of us away from cats for starters."

"NOW GIVE ME BACK MY SUNGLASSES OR I'LL SET THIS SHIP ON FIRE BY THE FIRES OF MY INNER WILL ALONE."

You have trained your whole life to fight well for your master, and here is this naked man from a boat made of crab fat.

There, have some grass. Now you won’t suffocate or be lonely. To the unknown direction!

Are you sure you are not hacking the dice room?

"Isso big..." "I've n'ver had one so intim...dating.. but beau'ful..."

"You should also be wearing leggings"

...with a rake. So anyway, that's why I stopped going to temples until now. Can't say I regret it.

He made a note to wire some money to pay for the "stupidity bill" to the sea pony who had just hit his head with a crystal ball.

Dear Princess Celestia. Today we learned that the dark magics of Laughter are not to be invoked lightly.

Garden Variety Old Spice:
“for when you have to get down and dirty”
(picture of a player character)

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Garden Variety Old Spice:
“for when you have to get down and dirty”
(picture of a player character)

- Pony Team Bravo

"Okay, the bell did go off properly, they should have freaking LABELED which bell was out of commission, this place was on the verge of falling apart anyway, the wards are still in place, we know where the bomb is now, so I don't want hear a freaking word, alright?"

I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but I'm afraid your brother was killed by the cultists. His body is...well, his armor is...you see, Lizzie went and...he's at peace now, that's the important thing.

If the High Priest complains about ANY of this, given, you know, zombie invasion, we'll just blame the cats. Freaking holy cats.

"So, who are you pretending to be, so we can pretend you are who you're pretending to be."

"Well, assuming causal similarities, a centralized individual nexus, and a common creative matrix- maybe a few other things I can make up on the spot- there's a good chance that if you meet her, you'll want to rub it in her face. I know the last two times I did it, it was very satisfying. Moreso than Celestia, who just kind of... falls apart. I mean, I've never met either of them at this particular point in time, so maybe it's a stupid secondary objective, but 'the Look on her Face' is often one of the simplest and most pleasing rewards."

“Changelings like cash?”

“Why are you suddenly so brave?”

“Oh, the usual, giant stone snake.”

“GET HER OFF GET HER OFF-WAIT WHY AM I WEARING A SOMBRERO?!”