Non Sequitur: The Campaign

Ghoul just stares at various ponies that have assembled, and backs away slowly now that there was basically no chance to talk Moonseeker...Luna...alone.

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Blackberry giggles, "Cool beans, hey, do you mind if we look around the cave and make sure there's nothing dangerous left?"

"Go ahead. No harm in it."

"Don't bother." Dandelion says. "I made sure that there was nothing that could harm me while I was not me."

Blackberry adds, "With the exception of all that science equipment."

"You're one to talk. Mister misses I straddle both genders just to mess with ponies heads. Besides Mr.Ms. drunk Im not that all that Androgyny. Or maybe you dont want to share your new boy toy with the other fillies." Sugar said with a coy voice. "Never took you to be the possessive type which means you might like the more naughty things in life." He finished with a grin.

Androgyny stares at Sugar with nothing but venom in her eyes. She trots up in front of him and smacks her hoof across his face as hard as she can. "You've said some stupid things, Sugar. But that was just plain wretched! You should be ashamed of yourself."

Spoiler:

So close but:

"Fiesty little filly aren't ya? And again don't get high and mighty with me, remember how we had met and you was playing with my head about whether or not you was male or female. Toying with other people's head just for your own personal enjoyment. Also word to the wise don't try hitting me again may not work out to well for you next time." He whispered. Sugar turned and slightly stumbled walking forward.
"Now what should we do now my fellow chaotic compatriots?"

Blackberry stands close to Androgyny and looks at sugar, "You best not be messing with my girl, or else next time you need some healing I might think twice."

Androgyny just hangs her head in shame. "But he's right. That's why it hurts so much. It's exactly what I used to do."

Blackberry pushes up Androgyny's chin gently, "I don't care, what's important is what you choose to be."

"What if she wanted to change and use male parts on you would that change anything stud?"
Sugar looked over at Androgyny.
"Maybe you want to explain to your love muffin what kind of creature you really used to be. Better you tell her than me."

Blackberry giggles, "you'd quite like it if she had male parts, wouldn't you?"

She pauses and smiles back at Androgyny, "As for me... I could care less what she looks like, as long as she's still Androgyny on the inside."

"Nice a mare who also has a pair. I was on the fence about you but you're all right in mah book. If you girls ever need extra company give me a shout."

"You can bet we won't," Androgyny says, head still hung low.

Blackberry simply pulls Androgyny into a close hug and rubs her back gently.

"Aww, what's wrong with a little intimate fun between good friends?" Maddie asked, not understanding the whole concept of monogamy

Androgyny shifts to a different disguise without warning. When the process is done, Blackberry is left hugging a grey, male bat pony with dark blue hair and yellow eyes. He turns to Maddie and rolls his eyes. "You would say that, wouldn't you." he says, with a sarcastic edge. "I'm out of here. Come on Blackberry," he says as he wraps one of his bat wings around her and begins walking off. He turns to the others. "Come get us when you feel like not being idiot assholes."

"Um... What?" Maddie said totally confused having no clue how she was being an donkey. "How was anything I said done in bad taste?" The tone of her voice making it clear the crazy Joker-Pony honestly doesn't know what she said wrong.

"Ah don't worry about it too much my crazy friend. That is just being a big stick in the mud. One she...he...whatever can't seem to take a joke and two is apparently super possessive of her lover which can lead to rude reactions such as this."

Blackberry trots close to Androgyny and asks, "What's with the grey?"

Maddie wasn't so sure that Sugar's comments were right. Somehow she had been rude to her shapeshifting bug-pony friend, yet for the life of her she couldn't figure out how she was rude. This deeply bothered her as she keeps trying to mull over what she had just said and done that could've been the problem.

"I don't know. I just feel grey," Androgyny says dismissively. There's a much more distant tone to his voice than usual. It doesn't seem like he's mad at Blackberry, but he gives an air of discontent.

Blackberry smiles and nuzzles against Androgyny's neck, "well there's no need to be mean to sugar and the others, they were just being silly."