Re: The "What If?" game!

Whiteeyes Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:53 pm

Say goodbye to our free time forever.

What if bees were magic?

Grey Pen The Flawed Sat Jan 19, 2013 11:55 pm

Then we'd have Honey instead of Pheonix Down.

What if the Hatter went Madder?

tygerburningbright Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:01 am

Then he would be making red dye

what if varney the vampire was a big hit?

Lyntermas Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:14 am

Better than Twilight.

What if people could actually learn the Hadouken?

Grey Pen The Flawed Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:23 am

Then people could also actually learn Kamehameha.

And then they would inevitably fuse the two... and get...

KAMEHAMEHADOUKEN!!!!

*THOOOMM*

What if we all heard an ominous huuuummmmmm....

Whiteeyes Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:36 am

"This just in. Spooky music heard across the world. Are your teenagers in danger of being ripped apart by a monstrous slasher? News at eleven."

What if the news media was responsible?

tygerburningbright Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:39 am

then the news would not be all politics and opinions

what if the world was run by teachers?

Whiteeyes Sun Jan 20, 2013 10:41 am

They would still be grossly underpaid.

What if mime was a race like white, hispanic, or black?

Lyntermas Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:05 pm

Affirmative action would get REALLY interesting.

What if China invaded the US?

The Warrior of Many Faces Sun Jan 20, 2013 3:09 pm

Why do they need to? They make 99% of the stuff we use anyway. Razz

What if Martians came from Jupiter?

Grey Pen The Flawed Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:10 pm

They'd be Jupitans.

What if Artificial Intelligences were actually intelligent?

The Warrior of Many Faces Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:13 pm

No one would play video games; the AI already cheats, but if it can cheat intelligently, only masochists would bother.

What if all words lost all meaning?

Grey Pen The Flawed Sun Jan 20, 2013 4:35 pm

Then we'd all learn sign language.

What if EVERYTHING lost all meaning?

Lyntermas Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:15 pm

Jelly pickle garden slick llama, of course.

What if elves didn't have superiority complexes?

tygerburningbright Sun Jan 20, 2013 6:42 pm

then they would still be working for jolly old Saint Nick

what if there were no guns?

Grey Pen The Flawed Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:03 pm

Bunraku would happen.

What if people were more interested?

Jason Shadow Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:46 pm

Then they would probablOH MY GOSH THIS IS THE COOLEST THING EVERRR

What if everyone had a unique but ultimately useless superpower?

Grey Pen The Flawed Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:09 pm

You mean like an awful lot of Cutie Marks?

"Maybe we should try something safer, like flower arranging or pillow testing..."

What if white cats were bad luck?

The Warrior of Many Faces Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:57 am

I'm pretty sure they are bad luck in some cultures.

What if we all had a squadron of dragonflies to eat any houseflies that come into the house?

Grey Pen The Flawed Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:01 pm

I'd trade them for a couple of tarantulas.

What if we actually did what the world thinks we do? JUST to shake things up.

The Warrior of Many Faces Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:15 pm

Nah, that'd be silly. Let's just go save people from a burning building and run outta ice.

What if we could hop into fictional dimensions?

Grey Pen The Flawed Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:27 pm

Then the Doctor would never have a spare moment AGAIN.

What if the walrus was Paul?

**LoganAura** Wed Jan 23, 2013 1:08 pm

Then he wouldn't be a king.

What if you made a contract with me to become a magical girl? ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼

Grey Pen The Flawed Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:29 pm

Then I would be searching about like mad for an escape clause.

A Quick Comment:

What if this WAS a fictional dimension?

Lyntermas Wed Jan 23, 2013 3:51 pm

Then either I'm a background character, or my author has VERY boring plot-lines.

What if every blade of grass was actually part of an alien hivemind sent to infiltrate and observe human society?

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