Corrupted Wish Game.

This was a game I used to play on another forum but it kind of died a while back and I really miss it. The general idea is that each person makes a wish and the next person grants it with some horrible twist, kind of like the Monkey’s Paw, for example “I wish I was immortal.” the twist “Ok but you are frozen in stone and buried deep in a cave where no one will ever find you.”

I’ll start I wish I was the main character of an anime.

Your show gets canceled in the middle of it's first airing due to a law banning it being passed by the Japanese Diet.

I wish for world peace.

Aliens invade the now helpless world and eat everyone.

I wish for the ideal girlfriend.

Congratulations, but she'll only date you once before she realizes that you aren't good enough for her and leaves you. Now, no woman wil ever appear even slightly attractive because they can't comparison to a perfect woman.

I wish for a lifetime of good luck that is not balanced out by bad luck and does not result in me having a shortened lifetime.

Congratulations, you're now a four leaf clover.

I wish I had a d20 that only rolled natural twenties.

LoganAura wrote:Congratulations, you're now a four leaf clover.

I wish I had a d20 that only rolled natural twenties.

Hey hey hey, that shortens my lifespan! Clover doesn't live as long as humans!

Also, congratulations, every side of the die is marked with a 20. You can obviously never use it.

You forgot to wish.

Whiteeyes wrote:

LoganAura wrote:Congratulations, you're now a four leaf clover.

I wish I had a d20 that only rolled natural twenties.

Hey hey hey, that shortens my lifespan! Clover doesn't live as long as humans!

Also, congratulations, every side of the die is marked with a 20. You can obviously never use it.

Congratulations, you're now a four leaf clover that lives as long as humans do...

I wish for happiness...

Congratulations, you are now a Happy face Smiley on an internet forum.

I wish I had my favorite car in the world.

Derpy delivers your car. Unfortunately the parachute doesn't deploy so now your house is crushed and the car likely inoperable.

I wish I was a were-unicorn.

During the full moon you will now always become a man-unicorn beast in a long a brutally painful transformation. While a were-unicorn, you will lose all sense of self and go around stabbing people with the horn on your head.

I wish I could live as a unicorn in Equestria.

Congratulations, you're now King Sombra aaaaand you just exploded.

I wish to be a satori.

You are now Komeiji Koishi and no one wants to be around you.

I wish I had all tho power of Yakumo Yukari.

You gain the power to shoot epilepsy-inducing colorful patterns. They can do nothing but destroy Touhou characters, assuming you hit them before they explode you.

I wish the next wish gets corrupted.

granted.

I wish for your data to become corrupt.

Zarhon’s data becomes unbelievable corrupted, unfortunately he was working on a cure for cancer which is now lost forever.

I wish I was Angel Bunny.

You are small, mute, and the eternal pet of a pony you are smarter than.

I wish I had Phoenix immortality, including auto-immolation on death unless I chose deliberately to die.

You are a Phoenix but a group of heroes keep you in a cage so they can harvest your feathers to revive themselves in battle.

I wish I was in Spira.

You get killed by the church of Yevon for being a heretic.

I wish I was on Disk world.

Ok but you pissed of Vimes.

I wish I was in Xanth.

You find yourself there... And somehow you just don't care that you are there, for you have forgotten ever not living in the world of Xanth. So it's all normal to you.

I wish the Spambots would stop attacking this forum...

They are replaced by a legion of unrelenting troll users.

I wish the following statement were true: "This statement is false."

The paradox of your wish causes a black hole to appear and suck up the world.

I wish I had a Persona.

You end up on a wild adventure to save the world from shadows and shit with a group of high-schoolers. You will be the member of the party that dies at the turning point of the story to show that shit just got real.

I wish I had the power to do literally anything I wanted to do.

You have the power but sadly you are brain dead.

I wish I was the Avatar.