Ponies are Evil (WoMF's Campaign)
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Ponies are Evil (WoMF's Campaign)
The Warrior of Many Faces Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:22 am
The time: four months after the return of Nightmare Moon and her subsequent defeat. Five minutes to midnight.
The place: a dingy salt saloon in Canterlot, unimaginatively named Salt Saloon. It doesn't tend to draw many customers and in fact is completely empty at the moment save for the snoozing bartender drooling onto the counter.
The reason you're here: a letter was magically delivered to each of you that simply reads, in a fancy cursive script:
"I can get you your vengeance against (insert name of target here). The Salt Saloon, at precisely midnight tonight. Tell nopony of this meeting, or you will regret the day you were birthed."
The note is unsigned and the envelope unmarked. None of you have any idea who sent it.
Many of you are suspicious of this letter, and with good reason. However, the chance for vengeance is too good to pass up, and you're confident in your ability to escape should this be a setup of some sort. So, with varying degrees of caution, you approach or perhaps infiltrate the saloon...
The place: a dingy salt saloon in Canterlot, unimaginatively named Salt Saloon. It doesn't tend to draw many customers and in fact is completely empty at the moment save for the snoozing bartender drooling onto the counter.
The reason you're here: a letter was magically delivered to each of you that simply reads, in a fancy cursive script:
"I can get you your vengeance against (insert name of target here). The Salt Saloon, at precisely midnight tonight. Tell nopony of this meeting, or you will regret the day you were birthed."
The note is unsigned and the envelope unmarked. None of you have any idea who sent it.
Many of you are suspicious of this letter, and with good reason. However, the chance for vengeance is too good to pass up, and you're confident in your ability to escape should this be a setup of some sort. So, with varying degrees of caution, you approach or perhaps infiltrate the saloon...
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Ramsus Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:00 am
Daisy Pushings approaches with neither of those things in mind, simply wearing a large black cloak over her that hides her face and almost her entire body, and just trots right in. Finding the place empty and doubting that Drools Bartenington here was the pony who contacted her, she takes the nearest stool at the bar to the bartender and waits.
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RavenscroftRaven Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:07 am
'I can get you your vengeance against (insert name of target here)? Seriously? The Salt Saloon... et cetera... Tell nopony of this meeting, or you will regret the day you were birthed.'
My, how generic. Villainous calling cards these days weren't even worth that much time to make them personal. Let alone that he wasn't birthed and therefore cannot regret that day. Sloppy, that's what it was. Judging by the wording it was an assassin's contracting service, though. That meant the underbelly of the city's networks, they would have contacts that would have what he needed, even if he did not require their personal services.
Awfully confident, that's what it was. And amateur. But the off chance of that networking opportunity found him walking into the saloon. He was well-respected as a griffon scholar, a visiting dignitary, the herbivores are always too timid to try anything of interest, so who needs caution? This trip was setting bad hunting practices in his mind, Horus knew, but it was hard to dispute the fact that were he hungry, he could eat the bartender and no pony would complain in any reasonable fashion.
Seems like some cloaked pony was acting all skulky off to the side. Might be them, but they would approach him, that was the way of these contracts... If they were in the least bit professional, anyways.
My, how generic. Villainous calling cards these days weren't even worth that much time to make them personal. Let alone that he wasn't birthed and therefore cannot regret that day. Sloppy, that's what it was. Judging by the wording it was an assassin's contracting service, though. That meant the underbelly of the city's networks, they would have contacts that would have what he needed, even if he did not require their personal services.
Awfully confident, that's what it was. And amateur. But the off chance of that networking opportunity found him walking into the saloon. He was well-respected as a griffon scholar, a visiting dignitary, the herbivores are always too timid to try anything of interest, so who needs caution? This trip was setting bad hunting practices in his mind, Horus knew, but it was hard to dispute the fact that were he hungry, he could eat the bartender and no pony would complain in any reasonable fashion.
Seems like some cloaked pony was acting all skulky off to the side. Might be them, but they would approach him, that was the way of these contracts... If they were in the least bit professional, anyways.
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elfowlgirl Wed Oct 31, 2012 7:58 am
Silvertongue strode rather eloquently into the bar, his staff following close beside him. The place was rather empty, save for a noticeably cloaked (he assumed it was a pony, but who knew these days?) character, and a griffon who seemed to fit in with the aura of the place quite well. Silver took a seat next to the cloaked one, put his head on his hooves, and waited.
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Sable Tails Wed Oct 31, 2012 8:45 am
Stasis sauntered into the bar, taking the place in with a swift glance and assuming a position at a corner table, his back to the wall. Seeing no means of service but a comatose bartender, he frowns and leans back against the wall. In the dingy room there is a gryphon, a cloaked figure, and a unicorn with a small entourage, but he leaves these fellow patrons in peace for now, waiting. Midnight is almost here.
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Brony 7 of 9 Wed Oct 31, 2012 10:36 am
With a lack of jobs coming in, Herr Freischütz was beginning to get suspicious. Were ponies thinking that love and tolerance solved problems better than high explosives and more high explosives? Nein! Not possible! Clearly there was a hunt going after him... organized by that verdammt Dämmerung Funkeln! She ran the Groß und mächtig Trixie out of town for disagreeing with her and now was after the bomb-maker!
It was in the middle of one of these rants to Fräulein Freischütz, his prized bomb table, that he recieved a letter. "Ich kann dir deine Rache gegen Dämmerung Funkeln?" Ah, yes, Rache - one of the chief motivating factors of those who came to Herr Freischütz before Dämmerung Funkeln cut off his funding. Well, he saw nothing wrong with this - with Dämmerung Funkeln gone, the jobs and money will come flowing in once more!
But what if it was a Falle? Well, he had to take preventative measures. If the Falle were to go off... well, several remote-detonated bombs placed around the Salt Saloon would, too! No one tricks Herr Freischütz and lives to tell the tale! So he went, placing remote-detonated bombs around the Saloon, shouting "Ich bin ein Gärtner!" at anypony who looked at him funny before trotting into the tavern.
Inside, he found a unicorn with what appeared to be a long stick, a cloaked figure he didn't want to mess with, another unicorn, this one without a long stick, and a gryphon. If this is a Falle, it's a rather beschissen one.
It was in the middle of one of these rants to Fräulein Freischütz, his prized bomb table, that he recieved a letter. "Ich kann dir deine Rache gegen Dämmerung Funkeln?" Ah, yes, Rache - one of the chief motivating factors of those who came to Herr Freischütz before Dämmerung Funkeln cut off his funding. Well, he saw nothing wrong with this - with Dämmerung Funkeln gone, the jobs and money will come flowing in once more!
But what if it was a Falle? Well, he had to take preventative measures. If the Falle were to go off... well, several remote-detonated bombs placed around the Salt Saloon would, too! No one tricks Herr Freischütz and lives to tell the tale! So he went, placing remote-detonated bombs around the Saloon, shouting "Ich bin ein Gärtner!" at anypony who looked at him funny before trotting into the tavern.
Inside, he found a unicorn with what appeared to be a long stick, a cloaked figure he didn't want to mess with, another unicorn, this one without a long stick, and a gryphon. If this is a Falle, it's a rather beschissen one.
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Masterweaver Wed Oct 31, 2012 12:04 pm
"WHO HAS CALLED UPON SCIENCE?! SHOW YOURSELF!!!"
The doors burst from their hinges, smoke and steam pouring in as a horrific, gaseous mixture. In the middle of the smog shone two red dots, one constantly growing and shrinking; these were soon revealed to belong to a pair of goggles worn by a scarred donkey who entered the room with complete confidence. "I, DOCTOR JAVOLT, have come to this summons! Who here is the one who CLAIMS to subvert the MAGICAL TYRANNY of EQUESTRIA? WHO HERE IS MY BENEFACTOR?!"
Sauntering up to the stools and counter, he swung his foreleg out, grabbed a mug in a metal pincer, and smacked it in front of the startled barkeep. "YOU! Bring me triple-filtered fermented APPLE EXTRACT! ON THE DOUBLE!" The donkey snorted. "And make sure it's actually filtered. Filtration spells are the realm of lazy aristocrats who devote their minds only to themselves."
The doors burst from their hinges, smoke and steam pouring in as a horrific, gaseous mixture. In the middle of the smog shone two red dots, one constantly growing and shrinking; these were soon revealed to belong to a pair of goggles worn by a scarred donkey who entered the room with complete confidence. "I, DOCTOR JAVOLT, have come to this summons! Who here is the one who CLAIMS to subvert the MAGICAL TYRANNY of EQUESTRIA? WHO HERE IS MY BENEFACTOR?!"
Sauntering up to the stools and counter, he swung his foreleg out, grabbed a mug in a metal pincer, and smacked it in front of the startled barkeep. "YOU! Bring me triple-filtered fermented APPLE EXTRACT! ON THE DOUBLE!" The donkey snorted. "And make sure it's actually filtered. Filtration spells are the realm of lazy aristocrats who devote their minds only to themselves."
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The Warrior of Many Faces Wed Oct 31, 2012 1:00 pm
Masterweaver wrote:"WHO HAS CALLED UPON SCIENCE?! SHOW YOURSELF!!!"
The doors burst from their hinges, smoke and steam pouring in as a horrific, gaseous mixture. In the middle of the smog shone two red dots, one constantly growing and shrinking; these were soon revealed to belong to a pair of goggles worn by a scarred donkey who entered the room with complete confidence. "I, DOCTOR JAVOLT, have come to this summons! Who here is the one who CLAIMS to subvert the MAGICAL TYRANNY of EQUESTRIA? WHO HERE IS MY BENEFACTOR?!"
Sauntering up to the stools and counter, he swung his foreleg out, grabbed a mug in a metal pincer, and smacked it in front of the startled barkeep. "YOU! Bring me triple-filtered fermented APPLE EXTRACT! ON THE DOUBLE!" The donkey snorted. "And make sure it's actually filtered. Filtration spells are the realm of lazy aristocrats who devote their minds only to themselves."
The bartender continues to snooze. After a second or so, he mutters something about spiders in the cider.
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Ramsus Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:41 pm
Daisy, deciding to ignore the arcanaphobe, turned her head to the unicorn that had first come up to sit next to her and said in a bright cheerful voice, "Hello there."
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Quietkal Wed Oct 31, 2012 2:54 pm
The large earth pony steps into the bar, stops inside the middle of the room, and takes a moment to audibly crack his neck before sitting at the bar next to the donkey and giving the barkeeper a rough shove.
"Oi! Wake up ya lazy git! I got time burnin and I ain't gonna waste it watchin ya sleep!"
"Oi! Wake up ya lazy git! I got time burnin and I ain't gonna waste it watchin ya sleep!"
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The Warrior of Many Faces Wed Oct 31, 2012 3:09 pm
Quietkal wrote:The large earth pony steps into the bar, stops inside the middle of the room, and takes a moment to audibly crack his neck before sitting at the bar next to the donkey and giving the barkeeper a rough shove.
"Oi! Wake up ya lazy git! I got time burnin and I ain't gonna waste it watchin ya sleep!"
The bartender falls to the floor from the shove.
"Zzzzz... I'll have a pint of concrete, bishop..."
Yup, still asleep. It's becoming rather clear why this place doesn't get much business.
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elfowlgirl Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:06 pm
Ramsus wrote:Daisy, deciding to ignore the arcanaphobe, turned her head to the unicorn that had first come up to sit next to her and said in a bright cheerful voice, "Hello there."
Silver looked at the cloaked figure, trying to make out its face. "...Greetings?"
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Ramsus Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:14 pm
Daisy extended a dessicated hoof, causing her hood the shift back a bit, "I guess this is a big ol party huh? Guess I should introduce myself in that case. I'm Daisy Pushings, and you?" she said, maintaining her cheerful tone.
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elfowlgirl Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:17 pm
Ramsus wrote:Daisy extended a dessicated hoof, causing her hood the shift back a bit, "I guess this is a big ol party huh? Guess I should introduce myself in that case. I'm Daisy Pushings, and you?" she said, maintaining her cheerful tone.
He raised an eyebrow, but took her hoof and shook it carefully. "I am Silvertongue, albeit most call me Silver."
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Ramsus Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:20 pm
"Nice to meet you Silver!" Daisy said and shook his hoof vigorously, causing her hood to slip back far enough that Silvertongue could see what it hid from everypony else.
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elfowlgirl Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:24 pm
Ramsus wrote:"Nice to meet you Silver!" Daisy said and shook his hoof vigorously, causing her hood to slip back far enough that Silvertongue could see what it hid from everypony else.
Silver bit his tongue in an effort to neither gasp nor speak. After a moment, he started to taste blood. "May I inquire as to why your head appears to be so... uniquely defined?"
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Ramsus Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:35 pm
"Oh! Oh deer!" responds Daisy in surprise rubs her hooves together embarassedly and then takes off her hood. "I totally forgot I had that up! Indoors even! How silly of me! Teehee." and she makes a motion as if to stick our her tongue....which she doesn't have. "Let me introduce myself properly then." she says as she turns to address the room. "Hi, I'm Daisy Pushings! Lich and Necromancer. It's my pleasure to meat you all!" she says, followed by a crack of thunder and the flash of lightning giving her skull a sharp contrast to the rest of the room for a moment.
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Masterweaver Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:46 pm
"PRACTITIONER OF THE DARKEST OF MAGICS!" Doctor Javolt whirls, shoving his face inches away from Daisy's skull. "One day I promise this: SCIENCE WILL TAKE YOUR PLACE! But for now I must face the facts and recognize your dominance in the land of the dead. THUS I INQUIRE ONLY ONE THING! WHAT does your view of MAGIC pertain?!"
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Ramsus Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:53 pm
Daisy stares at Javolt for a moment before tilting her head and asking vapidly, "What?" A further moment and she follows that up with, "Oh, you wanted this seat? Go ahead." and gets up, moves aside, and offers her "place" to Javolt with the indication of a leg for him to sit.
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Brony 7 of 9 Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:55 pm
It's people like the donkey that make science look silly. Certainly it will replace magic, scientists are just not meant to be in-your-face about it! They're much happier blowing you up until you stop arguing with them... which usually happens abruptly.
Wait... GOTT IN HIMMEL! Ein Skelett! How is such a thing animated? Perhaps some matter of creation? Herr Freischütz favored destruction much more, so he wasn't quite sure... still, it was only polite to return her greeting.
"Hallo, Daisy! Ich bin Herr Freischütz! Bombe-machen höchsten!"
Wait... GOTT IN HIMMEL! Ein Skelett! How is such a thing animated? Perhaps some matter of creation? Herr Freischütz favored destruction much more, so he wasn't quite sure... still, it was only polite to return her greeting.
"Hallo, Daisy! Ich bin Herr Freischütz! Bombe-machen höchsten!"
- Translation:
- Hello, Daisy! I am Herr Freischütz! Bomb-maker supreme!
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elfowlgirl Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:06 pm
"If this is what all of you are like, I'm going to need a drink..." He looked to the unconscious bartender. "Or not."
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The Warrior of Many Faces Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:16 pm
elfowlgirl wrote:"If this is what all of you are like, I'm going to need a drink..." He looked to the unconscious bartender. "Or not."
As if on cue, the bartender mumbles, "No thanks, I'm the designated flyer."
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Masterweaver Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:29 pm
Doctor Javolt whirls. "YOUR SERVICE IS AWFUL! Have it improved... WITH SCIENCE!" He clamps down on his bit and a pair of wires jump out of his chest piece, tazing the bartender.
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The Warrior of Many Faces Wed Oct 31, 2012 5:36 pm
Masterweaver wrote:Doctor Javolt whirls. "YOUR SERVICE IS AWFUL! Have it improved... WITH SCIENCE!" He clamps down on his bit and a pair of wires jump out of his chest piece, tazing the bartender.
The bartender remains asleep, even with the electricity going through him, although he is jerking involuntarily as you'd expect.
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Quietkal Wed Oct 31, 2012 6:27 pm
"Nah nah nah. Demon, if you invited me here to barter for souls, I'm not that desperate." Wrangler gets up and begins to walk to the door.Ramsus wrote:"Oh! Oh deer!" responds Daisy in surprise rubs her hooves together embarassedly and then takes off her hood. "I totally forgot I had that up! Indoors even! How silly of me! Teehee." and she makes a motion as if to stick our her tongue....which she doesn't have. "Let me introduce myself properly then." she says as she turns to address the room. "Hi, I'm Daisy Pushings! Lich and Necromancer. It's my pleasure to meat you all!" she says, followed by a crack of thunder and the flash of lightning giving her skull a sharp contrast to the rest of the room for a moment.
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