Canpaign of Jokers

Xel Unknown wrote:"Unless you somehow know how to shoot lightning out of your hooves, I don't think there is anything you CAN do to help..." CM said with a chuckle.

Gears holds a straight face and lifts a hoof. An bolt of electricity arcs from it, into the air, and to the other side of the hoof. "Like that? Can't do much of it at the moment, but it could be enough."
((Using Electricity Is In My Soul, if that wasn't clear. No charges spent as the electricity led back to Gears.))

"Well the more the volts we get into this... The better our friend The Lucky Banana King will be post Anti-Smooze EMP shot..." CM said with a chuckle. "So yeah, when I say so... Fire with all the electricity you can at BK. Aim for a Clockwork Horn."

Next you see The Hippogriff putting up a lot of Minor Clockwork Horns all over the Beekeeper Robot, using his Gallopfreyan Sonic Wand on them as he places them... Also Storm, the still anthro-storm dragon pegasus was flying around gathering a HUGE stormcloud that was extremely supercharged with energy.

Xel Unknown wrote:"Well the more the volts we get into this... The better our friend The Lucky Banana King will be post Anti-Smooze EMP shot..." CM said with a chuckle. "So yeah, when I say so... Fire with all the electricity you can at BK. Aim for a Clockwork Horn."

Next you see The Hippogriff putting up a lot of Minor Clockwork Horns all over the Beekeeper Robot, using his Gallopfreyan Sonic Wand on them as he places them... Also Storm, the still anthro-storm dragon pegasus was flying around gathering a HUGE stormcloud that was extremely supercharged with energy.

Gears lets the energy charge his skin, creating a sort of static effect from which he can more readily fire his stored charge. Combined with the sparks flying from him, it's quite a sight. ""Waiting on you then, oh captain my captain."

It lasted about little under five minutes... Both Fred and Strom seem to get done with their work... "Now then.... Quarrel... Best of luck for you... This might end up hurting you, somehow." CM comments before he gave the word for Gears to fire! And Clockworks fired off all of the volts he had in his lighting hoof.

Xel Unknown wrote:It lasted about little under five minutes... Both Fred and Strom seem to get done with their work... "Now then.... Quarrel... Best of luck for you... This might end up hurting you, somehow." CM comments before he gave the word for Gears to fire! And Clockworks fired off all of the volts he had in his lighting hoof.

Gears fires what electricity he can at a nearby clockwork horn.
((Spending both charges. Do I need to roll something for hitting the horn or does it just happen?))

Xel Unknown wrote:"Fine, I'm doing what best I can. Just give me your names on your clipboards, cause Dr. Leech didn't recall what they were when I asked." Nurse Manner said with a sigh. "Really this stuff is just plan weird... I mean you all don't show shadows... Yet you can eat and move things... But if something pushes too hard on that body it'll pass through it." Also unknown to Ersa, she wasn't really all that different on a medical level than any other half-cloud, other than being more magical, and having the power to spread out lunar light. ((Edit: I'm wrong, I was mistaken on her makeup... Silly me.))

Klaue takes one look at his body in the tube and decides to think too deeply into how he can eat like this.
"I am Klaue Des Adlerhorst, of the Des Adlerhorst family of knights."

Doc pseudopolis wrote:

Xel Unknown wrote:"Fine, I'm doing what best I can. Just give me your names on your clipboards, cause Dr. Leech didn't recall what they were when I asked." Nurse Manner said with a sigh. "Really this stuff is just plan weird... I mean you all don't show shadows... Yet you can eat and move things... But if something pushes too hard on that body it'll pass through it." Also unknown to Ersa, she wasn't really all that different on a medical level than any other half-cloud, other than being more magical, and having the power to spread out lunar light. ((Edit: I'm wrong, I was mistaken on her makeup... Silly me.))

Klaue takes one look at his body in the tube and decides to think too deeply into how he can eat like this.
"I am Klaue Des Adlerhorst, of the Des Adlerhorst family of knights."

"That's a very respectable sounding name..." Bedside said.

Xel Unknown wrote:It lasted about little under five minutes... Both Fred and Strom seem to get done with their work... "Now then.... Quarrel... Best of luck for you... This might end up hurting you, somehow." CM comments before he gave the word for Gears to fire! And Clockworks fired off all of the volts he had in his lighting hoof.

Quietkal wrote:Gears fires what electricity he can at a nearby clockwork horn.
((Spending both charges. Do I need to roll something for hitting the horn or does it just happen?))

"tHAT MaKES nO SeNSE," muses Quarrel. She grins. "PERFEcT. BRiNG iT On, STaTIC ANd BLAcK LIGHtNING."

AND THEN THE EPIC ANTI-SMOOZE EMP BLAST WENT OFF... And then a lot of smooze goo flies out of the giant robot, and gears as well, freezing into ice as it all impacts Quarrel.

"Now skill check time, Quarrel, I mean if you wanta try to endure, the hit, get away, or something else equally crazy in reaction to the Iced Smooze flying at you." The Faust comments.

Xel Unknown wrote:"That's a very respectable sounding name..." Bedside said.

"Now then... The rest of your names are?" Bedside asked.

"My name is Ersa." Ersa replied curtly.

Xel Unknown wrote:AND THEN THE EPIC ANTI-SMOOZE EMP BLAST WENT OFF... And then a lot of smooze goo flies out of the giant robot, and gears as well, freezing into ice as it all impacts Quarrel.

"Now skill check time, Quarrel, I mean if you wanta try to endure, the hit, get away, or something else equally crazy in reaction to the Iced Smooze flying at you." The Faust comments.

Quarrel smirks. "nONE Of THe ABOvE. i AcTIVATE... mY DeCK oF 100 ChAOTIC THiNGS!" She pulls out a deck of cards that contains cards from Munchkin, Uno, Magic: the Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh!, a perfectly normal playing card deck, some tarot cards, some baseball cards, and a muffin (somehow).

She pauses. "oR ThE ELeMENT oF LaUGHTER iF YoU'D RAtHER bE BoRING ABoUT iT." She flips over one of the cards.

Ramsus wrote:"My name is Ersa." Ersa replied curtly.

Bedside writes down that name on the Half-Cloud's chart, and had did so for the Griffon's chart too. "That's a very nice name... And sounds somewhat royal too, gotta say."

The Warrior of Many Faces wrote:Quarrel smirks. "nONE Of THe ABOvE. i AcTIVATE... mY DeCK oF 100 ChAOTIC THiNGS!" She pulls out a deck of cards that contains cards from Munchkin, Uno, Magic: the Gathering, Yu-Gi-Oh!, a perfectly normal playing card deck, some tarot cards, some baseball cards, and a muffin (somehow).

She pauses. "oR ThE ELeMENT oF LaUGHTER iF YoU'D RAtHER bE BoRING ABoUT iT." She flips over one of the cards.

"SHHHHHHH!!!! No calling it that... Not even out loud, trust me you don't wanta see what happens if you use that term... Death will happen for AT LEAST you and Gears..." The GM said in panic, as Quarrel feels her last line of dialogue be stricken from reality. "And if anything I LOVE flavor names for those talents. And yours is so lovingly fitting, I'm going to forgo the "element 1d4 roll" this one time. Now then, make you d100 roll... I'll explain what madness you get afterwards."

Xel Unknown wrote:"SHHHHHHH!!!! No calling it that... Not even out loud, trust me you don't wanta see what happens if you use that term... Death will happen for AT LEAST you and Gears..." The GM said in panic, as Quarrel feels her last line of dialogue be stricken from reality. "And if anything I LOVE flavor names for those talents. And yours is so lovingly fitting, I'm going to forgo the "element 1d4 roll" this one time. Now then, make you d100 roll... I'll explain what madness you get afterwards."

"Whoo," Quarrel says, so dazed by the sudden retcon that she had actually forgotten about her chaos high for a moment. "That was... FREaKY." She grins. "dO It AGaIN!"

Roll:

(I'll admit right now... I've not yet finished my tons of fun table... BUT 95 does have an outcome! XD )

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!" The Pony Handler declares, then a wild dance PARTY breaks out! Party lasts for about three hours. Everypony is invited, and even the rest of the party that are locked up in the Hospital can join in... By rule of chaos... Also it'll be a good idea to join in, trust me.

Also the Smooze Ice issue is totally dealt with during the party.

Riiiight ok. Ersa joins in as a dancing disco ball. I hope you're pleased with yourself young man!

Klaue ropes in a couple of ponies to do a finger dance with him.

Spoiler:

Scroll starts doing a little dance, although he isn't very good at it.

Xel Unknown wrote:

Xel Unknown wrote:"That's a very respectable sounding name..." Bedside said.

"Now then... The rest of your names are?" Bedside asked.

"Ivana Haysing," said Ivana, breaking out into Tracolta-esque dance moves.

Xel Unknown wrote:(I'll admit right now... I've not yet finished my tons of fun table... BUT 95 does have an outcome! XD )

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!" The Pony Handler declares, then a wild dance PARTY breaks out! Party lasts for about three hours. Everypony is invited, and even the rest of the party that are locked up in the Hospital can join in... By rule of chaos... Also it'll be a good idea to join in, trust me.

Also the Smooze Ice issue is totally dealt with during the party.

Gears shrugs and picks up Quarrel, swinging her about in a quick waltz to ill-fitting music.

Quietkal wrote:

Xel Unknown wrote:(I'll admit right now... I've not yet finished my tons of fun table... BUT 95 does have an outcome! XD )

"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!" The Pony Handler declares, then a wild dance PARTY breaks out! Party lasts for about three hours. Everypony is invited, and even the rest of the party that are locked up in the Hospital can join in... By rule of chaos... Also it'll be a good idea to join in, trust me.

Also the Smooze Ice issue is totally dealt with during the party.

Gears shrugs and picks up Quarrel, swinging her about in a quick waltz to ill-fitting music.

Quarrel follows the dance, giggling as the duo do a fast-paced waltz to what was obviously meant to be a slow-dance song. But hay, who cares?

After the three hour dance party of pure fun for all... Each of you notice an odd Pink Pony with a three balloons for a cutie mark, Ivana swears she had seen her before somewhere at Slayer HQ, but who she is your unsure.

Next you all notice you are now in the dining hall of the Hospital and Fred walks in and serves you all a good meal of your dreams that you told him about.

((The whole party gains a +5 morale bonus to their skill checks for the day, one bonus magic point, and all x/day or x/session talents get x more uses for today. ENJOY! Quarrel got really lucky with that roll...))

Xel Unknown wrote:After the three hour dance party of pure fun for all... Each of you notice an odd Pink Pony with a three balloons for a cutie mark, Ivana swears she had seen her before somewhere at Slayer HQ, but who she is your unsure.

Next you all notice you are now in the dining hall of the Hospital and Fred walks in and serves you all a good meal of your dreams that you told him about.

((The whole party gains a +5 morale bonus to their skill checks for the day, one bonus magic point, and all x/day or x/session talents get x more uses for today. ENJOY! Quarrel got really lucky with that roll...))

"tHAT'S FuNNY, mR FaUST, i DoN'T REmEMBER TELlING ANYPoNY tHAT," Quarrel says with a smirk.

Wow. Just wow. I'm impressed!

Ersa eats a delicious dinner of half a ton of assorted fish and crustaceans in various preparations, berries and other fruit as well as some mushrooms, various seeds and nuts, insects (is that a changeling drumstick you see in there!?) and other bugs and invertebrates, fresh water collected from the morning dew, a variety of liquors, a clearly magical flaming sphere, and a bowl of moonlight.

Scroll stared angrily at a pile of fruits and berries, before he started eating some, and noticeably avoiding the apple slices. "...This stuff t-tasted better a hundred years ago," he murmured quietly.