Non Sequitur: The Campaign

"We're leaving the cave, genius. Come on," Androgyny says, as she begins walking out the path that leads to the cave entrance.

Blackberry chimes in and says, "well I thought we might try to find more chaos, or at least somepony wise who could help us with this chaos magic stuff."

Double The Laughter:

"You know, I think we are going to be hard pressed to find someone that knows how to deal with this."

Sugar tilts his head back greedily drinking as much of caffeinated precipitation as much as possible.
"How are we supposed to find somepony that can actually help stop or control coffee rain? Or this sudden urge for something I cant quite put my finger on..."

The rain of coffiee mixed in a mysteryous hint from her inner joker to look over at Sugar for some reason was enough to snap Maddie out of her Mental Shutdown over insaulting her friend.

arcana check:

Maddie can tell that Sugar Rush is now a Helpful Candy Zombie.

Maddie shurgs and looks up at the coffee-rain. "Oh, I bet it'll go out eventually... Rain always does that you know. By the way, I bet that's Zombie-Hunger you are starting to feel... Given that you are now randomly a Candy-Zombie because random magics that likely came from you and not me this time."

Sugar was going to say something about how absurd it was that he was now candy and a zombie but a memory that felt all too recent reminded him that the crazy mare knew more than he.
"Huh...candy zombie.....so does that mean I'm candy and i eat ponies or that I'm candy and i eat candy ponies? I'm really hoping its the latter because I don't want to be eating ponies that won't live after I'm done eating."

"Well hopefully I don't get infected... Cause no offence, but I don't like the idea of any change that doesn't relate to imporbablity or derect use of chaos magic. This would be an inderect event of chaos magic, which I don't really like one bit." Maddie notes. "But... I do understand a zombie-hunger. So one sec... I'll just try to make sure you don't infect me, assuming that it's true that I am candy. Don't recall that happening to me anytime within the few weeks that Discord was taken down for good."

EDIT: (rolling laughter with my free daily laughter)

Realizing the fact that the rest of the group isn't particularly...restrained, Ghoul immediately takes several steps away from the group and eyes them cautiously, trying to keep a space pillow between him and the others in case one of them tries to rush him and eat him.
"Err, so we should...keep going then...? Onward ever, backward never?"

Androgyny gets a very annoyed and suspicious look on his face and steps away from the rest of the group keeping Blackberry close. "I don't quite know what that just did, but let's get one thing straight. Nopony is eating anypony without permission."

"I'm sorry, I think I just "sneezed" some improbability in my panic." Maddie states with a blush.

The party hears some barking, and is suddenly surrounded by innumerable puppies.

Androgyny looks incredibly surprised. "I knew there were puppies out here, but this is ridiculous! Where did these things come from?"

Ghoul attempts to respond, flinching frequently from the encroaching puppies. "They're prob-AH!...probably the AH! PROBABL-AH! TRANSFORMED FROM TIMBERWOLVES."

blackberry giggles as she is surrounded by puppies, "Flicker certainly wasn't kidding!"

"Ok... Well this does remind me of the Puppies of a Minor Diplomatic Insenet from the Island... But these ones don't feel like a threat like those giant puppies did..." Maddie mused.

"They clearly are the work of some evil criminal mastermind that plans on taking over Equestria through the crippling cuteness of puppies. Comrades we must destroy these puppies and eliminate them from their source. TO ARMS!"

"Um... No... If anypony here should know if these things are kill worthy threats it'd be me... And I say these things are harmless." Mad Nopony retorts.

"But thats exactly what they want you to think. That cute, adorable puppies are harmless but in actuality they are on a dark mission to take over the land......Or maybe they just got set loose from somewhere I'm not entirely sure."

Blackberry sighs, "They're puppies! No more threatening than a handful of sugar cubes!"

Androgyny rolls his eyes. "Sugar, you really are just completely filled with stupid today. They're puppies. I say we keep moving despite them."