The "What If?" game!

Then bundt cake.

What if Logan is currently bright red at the thought of people mentioning his fics and stupid "toufuu" thing.

Then Xel Unknown laughs from across the interwebs.

What would happen if Xel Unknown wrote fan-fics?

See "Canpaign of Jokers" for how crack it'd be.

What if pancakes were a veggie?

I still would eat too few veggies.

What if Discord was a G1 villain?

We'd have gotten Discord vs Smooze... And Smooze would've won.

What if I wrote up crazy theory topics on how magic in this show for little girls works?

I wouldn't read them or the rest of your fanfiction! Haha!

What if you were a spaceship?

My life would echo the "plot" of Iron Savior.

What if everyone understood my obscure references?

Then people would think you weren't talking about some German power metal band that formed in Hamburg, Germany in 1996.

What if I was GOD?

Then we would need the Elements of harmony

what if DC took over Marvel?

Then getting to see Batman against Captain America would be a far more likely day-dream for me.

What if Applejack brewed some apple cider? (The strong kind.)

Drunken ponies, duh.

What if this whole topic was more serious?

Thn we would have Kirkegardian and Kafkaesque conversations about technicolor ponies.

What if Twilight Sparkle was a follower of Neitzsche?

She already did

what if there was no democracy

side note grey look at this

two ninjas again

then she would have killed the royal pony sisters

what is there where no ninjas?

Then this game would be much simpler to understand.

tygerburningbright wrote:side note grey look at this

Awesome!

What if we slept all day? (Please someone get that rather obscure reference. It would make my day.)

We'd be lumberjacks and we're okay.

What if I forced my party to face Chtulu or however it's spelled?

Aaaaaand ya missed me Logan. [url=http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Sleep-All-Day-lyrics-Jason-Mraz/6B03C518C118AEA348256CD9001F90A9]This is one of my favorite songs...

What if I forced my party to face Chthulhu or however it's spelled?

Then they'd go insane!

What if my hair were long enough to braid?

Then we'd probably braid it, but we'd have to brush it first. Brushie brushie!

Okay, here's one I already know the answer to, but I want to see what someone else will come up with: What if you took about twenty sleep-deprived actors from a high school Drama production and unleashed them upon an unsuspecting Shari's restaurant at midnight?

Two words: Impromptu Dance Party (wait a minute...)

What if Discord created Earth?

Then suddenly all the conflicting creation stories make perfect sense in regards to each other.

What if peanut butter and jelly had been invented in Asia?

Then peanut butter and jelly riceicles would be a thing, and it would be glorious.

What if you broke a Pinkie Promise not to beak Pinkie Promises?

Then cosmic retribution would ensue.

What if we understood one another?

Then we would have found it, that rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers, and me.

What if what ifs were merely what ifs and also this question wasn't redundant?

That's the thing... What ifs ARE just what ifs, and that's why your question is redundant.

What if Derpy rolled again?

Then a crit fail ensues

what if no one could die

Then torture would be so much less interesting. Because we wouldn't have found any of the innumerable ways to inflict pain without inflicting injury or death.

What if I could speil things right the first time?