The "What If?" game!

No difference for me, I hear goats all the time anyways.

What if it turned out we've been trapped in an urn this whole time?

Then when Pandora opens her eponymous Box (which, in the original myth, was actually an amphora), we, the evils of the world, would be released.
Misanthropic? Me? Perhaps a little.

What if apples had the same explosive properties of nitroglycerin?

Then the Apple Family would be much more interested. Further, we now know exactly how to keep a doctor away.

What if we all had claws?

Then the murder rate would be twice as high

What if you were a troll?

Then I would be able to regenerate limbs.

What if cats were actually as smart as people pretend they are?

They'd still be inferior to dogs. (Divisive statement go!)

What if you could have one kind of mythical creature as a pet?

I would have the rarest of all creatures... a giraffe!

What if we were all bears?

I don't think I could bear it.

What if you barely ever didn't use puns?

I would probably be otherwise exactly the same as I am now.

What if sleeping pills only worked if you were on a vegetarian diet?

Nyquil sales jump 3700%

What if teachers gave manageable workloads? (sigh...)

Then the world would rejoice

what if we did not have emotions?

Then Vulcans would not be logical.

What if Candle Jack

He'd realize that he doesn't really need to hit "Send" every time he kidnaps someone.

What if cheese did not exist?

Then the swiss would be less interesting.

What if this comment was Ninjaed?

There would be no tide.

What if monster slayers had to attend tolerance classes?

Edit: HEY!

Then the frequency of barroom brawls would drop significantly.

What would happen if two species of aliens, one malevolent and one benevolent, arrived at Earth on the same day?*

*Besides, obviously, the ensuing battle.

Then we poor simians would pull out the big guns and blow them all away.

What if the Ponies made an RP about intelligent, hairless, talking apes?

Then the ponies on that RP game's forum would start up a "what if" thread and wonder what would happen if those intelligent, hairless, talking apes made an RP about ponies.

What if the concept of recursion didn't exist?

Then the world would explode...

What if you one day woke up to find yourself turned into a MLP pony?

See- Friendship is Silent, my group insert fanfic.

What if I didn't just promote my fanfic in here?

Then I wouldn't have just bookmarked it. XD

What do you think would happen if the mane six were to wake up finding themselves humans and in our world?

They'd be turned into pagan gods by their brony cult and eventually lead to the downfall of society.

What if it was impossible to write dark fics about a show intended for children?

No Cupcakes.

What if xel was lying, since he better be *glare*

Then he wouldn't know anything about a Toufuu prefix- for Logan's name.

What if we didn't talk of fan-fics here?

Then there would be no cupcakes no rainbow factory no sweet apple massacre no spiderses no ten pounds of fetus and mouthwash and no my little unicorn and that would be a good thing

what if the off topic forum stayed off topic

two ninjas

then this would be the off topic forum

what if we used bone in place of wood?