Infinite Laughter

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's go!" Runeheart says, bursting after where he thinks the pony went as fast as he can, Dragging Mad No-pony along by the tail using his magic.

"Let go of my tail... Or I'll counter with my own Chaotic Magics..." Mad Nopony warns as she is dragged.

Xel Unknown wrote:"Let go of my tail... Or I'll counter with my own Chaotic Magics..." Mad Nopony warns as she is dragged.

"Chaotic magics? How fun!" Says Runeheart, continuing to plow towards the staff member with Mad Nopony in tow.

"Oh sure Joker Improbability is loads of fun for everypony involved... But I'd prefer to NOT be forced to use on somepony I just meet and sorta don't dislike outright yet..." Mad Nopony retorts with growing anger.

Xel Unknown wrote:"Oh sure Joker Improbability is loads of fun for everypony involved... But I'd prefer to NOT be forced to use on somepony I just meet and sorta don't dislike outright yet..." Mad Nopony retorts with growing anger.

"Okay then I'll let go." Says Runeheart, letting go and suddenly stopping, thus catapulting Mad Nopony towards the entrance of the tavern, Runeheart quickly running after her.

"Thank you!" Mad Nopony quickly declares as she goes flying.

Sugar Rush didnt like wasting time and that mare..stallion whatever the hell it was was going to pay for it. With a quick swig of his drink, he felt his speed return to him and bolted towards the door...just as another creature came barreling through the door. With his reflexes, he was able to easily power slide right underneath the creature but not without lighting his body aflame....again. He came skidding out of the bar on his knees body lit like a great bonfire.
"Damn it I did it again."
He looked up and saw the mare or was it a stallion what buck ever?
"YOU! You made me waste 4 minutes and 23  precious seconds on your games! Do you know what I could have done in that time?"
Sugar more or less teleported right into Androgyny's face holding a can of what appears to be an illegal energy drink. With a dark grin, he began to chug the can, feeling boundless energy beginning to wind up inside him.
"Now tell me, do I hit you in the nuts or in the plot?"

Spoiler:

"How bout neither buck face!"

Androgyny steps back and dons a very evil smile.

Meta:

The entire group of ponies hear maniacal laughter that's getting louder and louder as Runeheart charges towards them.

Androgyny summons an Instant Party, and a random pony from the bar falls in love with her.

Sugar Rush gains a harem of mares.

Everything goes completely dark, and the temperature drops to near freezing

Ghoul quickly looks back and forth between the incoming ponies from various directions and, being too nervous to actually flee, does a little dance composed of stamping in place nervously.

Then it goes dark and cold. Besides the pony on fire. He looks at the very strange group surrounding him, and says to the mare-thing, "You...can do this too?"

"Ladies..." Sugar says with sexy tone."The first one to find out the sex of this creature before gets to have me for the whole night. And feel free to use whatever force is necessary."

"You're quite the little scum bag!"

Androgyny stamps her hoof in anger.

Meta:

The six mares converge on Androgyny, and will have to make an athletics check to escape. Or persuasion.

Mad Nopony crash-lands into the bar mare.

Androgyny obtains a secret treasure map and appropriate pirate hat with matching eye patch, and becomes a dog for the next hour, and will loyally follow around any party member.

"Hello everyone!" Says runeheart, jumping to the nearest harem girl and stabbing her repeatedly in the throat with his horn, "How are you all doing today? I'm doing great!"

Ghoul just stares at the dog for a moment, and rather than try to figure out what's happening just puts on his mask and nods. He also picks up a chocolate bar that randomly spawned and pockets it for later.

Once the pony jumps in and starts stabbing other ponies though, he quickly moves into the darkness, keeping an eye on the dog from a distance and following it.

Meta:

The remaining 5 mares quickly move away from the insane unicorn, two of them taking flight, though they will follow Andogyny wherever it may go.

The still blazing Sugar Rush walks towards Runeheart.
"You know if you keep stabbing by followers like that I'm going to have to hug you. We will see how fun is to be had with a burning corpse."

"Yohoho and away we go!

Due to the darkness, Andogyny can't read the map, so it begins walking off in a random direction towards the field behind the tavern.

Mad Nopony sees a dead body... And tries to by the powers of improbability with a super-charged Mod-Imp (Modified Improbability Bomb) turn it into a Zombie... Oh boy does Mad Nopony misses a good friendly zombie to hang out with sometimes...

dicerolls:

The harem mare, who is still being stabbed by Runeheart, comes back to life, and is fully aware as she was before the stabbing. She runs away from the mad unicorn, and hides behind Sugar Rush, who she immediately starts flirting with.

Mad Nopony giggles madly. "Yes! By the Drive's smile, I MADE A ZOMBIE!"

Runeheart looks at the zombie, then says to sugar "Hold on a second I need to do something.". He then kicks open the bar door, leans into the doorway and yells "HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!" While smiling insanely.

By this point, the lighting is back to normal (noon).

All but one of the ponies in the bar look at Runeheart like he is the insane pony that he actually is. The one who did not look up is buried in his beer, because he is confused over now being in love with a talking pirate dog.

The zombie harem mare starts trying to lead Sugar to an abandoned apartment next to the bar.

Firefighter ponies come and start putting out the burning asylum, while police ponies try to capture those escaped from the asylum.

Now that Andogyny can read the pirate map, it reveals that they are actually going in the correct direction.

A pair of siblings casually walk past the scene, as if this is commonplace.

(cue Grimdark Darkshadow)(bleh, mouthful)