Non Sequitur: The Campaign

In a flash of pink magic Taffy disapired from the puppy's paws and reappeard above Ebony. As she fell (unfurling in the process) she landed on top of Ebony.

(Oh and she still just as heavy as a normal pony)

"Augh! What the..." Ebony exclaims as she topples down because of the flat pony suddenly falling on her. She grunts as she pushes Taffy off and stands up. "Watch it you flat pony. I've had it up to here with these silly shenanigans!"

"Well get used to the silly... Or it'll kill you one day." Maddie state as if it's a matter of fact.

"Sorry... Sorry I thought you were going to catch me." Taffy attempts to stand but being flat and on the ground made it quite impossible. "Uh... is somepony going to help me? I really have no idea how to fix this."

"If only so you'll shut up and leave me alone," Ebony says as she breaks one of her orbs over the flat pony.

Taffy pops up like a balloon back to normal, but is also very bloody and has been dealt 10 damage.

Taffy pops up and scurries away from the poison joke, crouching behind Ebony ignoring her last statment. "Man... thanks for that. I hope we dont run into any more of that stuff."

"Wuh." Taffy takes a few steps back "Sorry snarly"

A large, black portal opens up next to the party. Out of it tumbles a zebra, bedecked in a purple cloak and fez. He lands on his face, and seems rather shaken by his journey to the AFK Dimension. After him flits a blue ball of light, that does not even touch the ground.

Zacharias picked himself up, and looked around for Runeheart. "I know your pain, brother," he said quietly, not seeing him immediately ((OOC: Either because Runeheart isn't here, or because Zach is a derp-face. Whichever works for you.))

The fairy (For that was what the blue light was) flitted around the zebra's face. "That was fun! Let's do it again!" it said in a high-pitched, almost squeaky voice.

"I never want to hear that song again," the zebra replied.

"Hey!" the fairy said, trying to get Zach's attention.

"No thanks, I'm full."

"Listen!"

"NO, Navi! You'll sing it AGAIN."

"Watch out!" she said, flitting about the changeling's head.

OOC: @Loud Taffy:

the puppy sadly grabs the orb he had been playing with and brings it back to red, who takes it and puts it away. he then walks to the end of the flowers and lays down, ready to sleep until progress is to be made.

"All right then" Taffy walks around to the front of the group. "Before any more super random thing happens I gotta know... What are we even doing here?" She makes a sweeping motion with her front leg indicating the area around.

"Well we're on a quest tasked by the White Queen ruler of the lands after Discord's defeat to look into the mystery of her sister's odd actions to warrant her being banished to the moon." Maddie explains. "Well there's more to it then that... But that's the basic cliff notes I think. Oh yeah, we're basically going to eventually meet up with a Zebra who might and should know things to help in our mission."

Laughter Roll (Loud Taffy, Skype):

Nothing changes, except the path through the Poison Joke now does a loopdy-loop into the air.

Zacharias watched as the path bent out of shape. As he watched, a foalhood dream came to thenfront of his mind. "I know what we must do. I have ALWAYS wanted to try this!" He clapped his hooves together excitedly as he cleared his throat... "Step 1:"

Bumpin' up and down in my little red wagon,
Jumpin' up down like a little red dragon,
Rollin' down the hill when my hooves are draggin',
Won't you be my darling?"

Magecraft:

Suddenly a little red wagon appears on the path, big enough to fit two foals, or one adult pony.

A large hill suddenly pushes the path they all came to this patch of flowers on (not including Taffy, of course), with the path smooth and leading straight down to the loopdy-loop.

Ghoul pauses to rest for a moment and glances at the apparently uneventful trail behind him. He's moderately surprised to either not see the group at all or to see that they still haven't left the flowers, depending on how much progress he's made and whether there's been twists and turns.

Red looks up tiredly and glares at the singing pony for a moment, then returns to his nap realizing he's done stupider things and doesn't notice anything amiss with the situation.

The zebra cackles in anticipation. "Hehehah! This'll be fun! Now," he said, picking the wagon handle up in his teeth.

"Who wa'sh to go 'irsht?" he said around the wagon handle.

"Might as well" Taffy climbs into the wagon.

Maddie chuckles. "This'll be fun to watch what goes down next here."