Non Sequitur: The Campaign

He's also crying a little if anyone wants to laugh at that as well.
How far is the crevasse across? Could I use Crazy Contraption to build an unfolding bridge to cross it?
I mean, assuming the campaign isn't just going to devolve into riding a wagon down a hill being chosen over a story.

1D20+13(or +12) => [ 18 ] +13(or +12) = 31(or 30) +5(HoC) = 36(or 35) total Athletics (or Acrobatics) check

I really need to double check the prep time bonuses on Magecraft...

Result: Words of Wisdom [9, 10, 7] + Arcana [18] = 28

Down to three WoWs now, I believe.

I'm expending a use of enchant, using spider climb. Roll: Crap, 5, + 10 (Spider climb) + Whichever stat I should use = 15 so far.

[+1] Dual Vinyl (Knife in the Dark) - Standard Attack
Choose One:
A) Deal 6 damage to one target creature
B) Deal 4 damage to two target creatures.


[+1] Strobe Light (Radiant Blade) – Standard Attack
Deal 1d8 damage to target creature. If you roll a 6 or higher, that creature is blinded until the end of your next turn.

[+1]  Free Glow Stick (Wild Power) - Standard Utility
A random ally gains 2 energy

[+1] Mindfray - Standard Attack
Deal 1d8 damage to target creature, and that creature suffers a -2 penalty to damage until the end of your next turn.

[-2] Feedback Wave – Standard Attack
Deal 1d12+X damage to target creature, where X equals the number of pips that creature has.


[-7] Wub Master (Flametongue) – Minor Utility
You conjure Turntables. You can dismiss the turntables as a free action. While you are running a set, you cannot use your other combat talents. Instead you may use the combat talents below.

Ongoing rhythm (Searing Heat )- Trait
Whenever you trigger one of your Special Moves, target creature suffers 5 ongoing damage (save ends).

[+3] Down Beet (Fireslash) – Standard Attack
Deal 1d10 damage to target creature.

[+1] Nosebleed (Burning Wound) – Standard Attack
Roll a d8. Deal that much damage to target creature, and it suffers that much ongoing damage (save ends).

[-1] LFO (Scorched Earth) – Standard Utility
up to six enemies suffer 5 ongoing damage (save ends)

[-2] Flashy Lights (Blazing Blade) - Standard Attack
Deal 2d10 damage to up to six enemies.

[-4] Bass Cannon (Cremate) – Standard Attack
Deal 4d8 damage to target creature and your next attack single target attack can target up to 4 creatures instead. The Turntables vanish.

Result: 1d20 [3] + Bracers of Speed [4] = 7

...I've been getting some truly crappy initiative rolls lately... Like Xel/Maddie, I also have a spellbook, but I am re-posting my talents here for my own convenience.

[+3] Sanctity of Faith - Standard Utility
You gain regeneration 2 (save ends).

[+1] Gather Energy - Standard Utility
On your next turn, you may take 2 standard actions. You cannot use this talent two turns in a row.

[+1] Kindle Pain - Standard Utility
If target enemy is suffering ongoing damage, increase that damage by 5.

[+1] Invigorating Strike - Standard Attack
Deal 1d8 damage to target creature and target ally gains 5 temporary hit points.

[-X] Faith Ward - Minor Utility
You or target ally gains resist X+1 until the end of your next turn. X cannot be less that 1.

[-1] Haunting Melody - Standard Attack
Roll a d10. Based on the roll, target creature suffers the following.
1-4 The target suffers 4 ongoing damage (save ends).
5-7 The target is dazed (save ends).
8-9 The target suffers vulnerability 2 (save ends).
10 The target is stunned (save ends).

[-2] Enfeebling Curse - Standard Attack
The target is weakened and suffers 5 ongoing damage (save ends both).

[-2] Conjure Warden - Standard Utility
Conjure an allied Spectral Warden. It has the following stat-block.
Spectral Warden - 1 HP

- [0] Warden’s Boon - Standard Utility
The Spectral Warden grants you or target ally 1d8 HP.
- [0] Warden’s Duty - Interrupt Utility
Trigger – An ally is targeted by an attack.
Effect - The triggering attack hits the Spectral Warden instead.

Level 2: Healer’s Blessing
You may use the following combat talent.
- [0] Healer’s Blessing - Reaction Utility
Trigger - You use a talent that results in an ally gaining temporary hp.
Effect - You gain the same amount of temporary hp.

Level 3: Wicked Grin
Whenever you subject an enemy to a (save ends) effect, you gain 1d6 temporary hp.

Training Certificate: Persistent Hex
Enemies suffer a -3 penalty to saving throws against (save ends) effects that you bestow.

---

Spellbook - 500 Gold
Weapon
When you start a battle with this weapon equipped, you may bring all of your combat talents into battle (instead of choosing 5).

Bracers of Speed - 1000 Gold
Trinket
You gain a +4 bonus to initiative.

Energizing Amulet - 2000 Gold
Trinket
At the start of your turn, if you have less than 4 energy, you may gain 1 energy.

Training Certificate - 2000 Gold
Trinket
When you purchase this item, choose a trait that you meet the prerequisites for. While you have the Training Certificate equipped, you are considered to have the chosen trait.

Any chance the zebra knows what this thing might be?

Result: 1d20 [12] + History [13] = 25

Not bad. Not bad at all...

HP: 30
Energy: 4
Status: Ready To Go

Initiative: 17! Yes! Talents: Brought spellbook so I can bring 'em all. Health: 30, Energy: 4. Let's get ready to rumble!

Initiative: 16 (roll)
I'll do a History on the thing as well.
24 = 8 (roll) +11 (skill) +5 (FK Magical Predators)

Start of Combat trigger, gains 30 temporary hit points.
Talents:
[+3] Ooga Booga! (Blood Slash) - Standard Attack
Deal 2 damage to target creature. You suffer 2 ongoing damage (save ends)
[+1] Menacing Stare (Mindfray) - Standard Attack
Deal 1d8 damage to target creature, and that creature suffers a -2 penalty to damage until the end of your next turn.
[-X] Steal Confidence (Drain Blood) - Minor Attack
Deal X damage to target creature. Target creature gains X+2 life. X cannot be less than 1.
[-2] Roar of Challenge - Minor Utility
Target creature and all creatures adjacent to it are subjected to your “Roar of Challenge” until the end of your next turn. A creature subjected to your “Roar of Challenge” deals half damage on attacks that do not include you as a target.
[-7] Eldritch Impersonation (Frostfall)  - Standard Attack
Deal 2d12 to target creature and 1d12 to creatures adjacent to the target. The primary target is stunned until the end of its next turn.

[+3] Accelerated Healing (Sanctity of Faith) - Standard Utility
You gain regeneration 2 (save ends).
[+2] Lightning Flash (Arcing Bolt) - Standard Attack
Deal 1d6 damage to up to three target creatures.
[+1] Espresso Shot (Gather Energy) - Standard Utility
On your next turn, you may take 2 standard actions. You cannot use this talent two turns in a row.
[-2] Let’s Play Tag (Chain Lightning) - Standard Attack
Deal 1d10 to target creature. If you roll a 6 or higher you may make this attack again without pay its energy cost, except you must choose a new target.
[-9] Lightning Strike (Call Lightning) - Standard Attack
Deal 3d12 damage to target creature, and 1d12 damage to each creature adjacent to it.

Quickblade - 2000 Gold
Weapon
You gain a +5 bonus to initiative. You may use the following combat talent.

[-3] Fast-Strike - Minor Attack [1/Battle]
Deal 2d10 damage to target creature

Initiative Roll: 11(roll)+5(bonus)

Using Deathwatch, Let's see your HP you giant bugger!