Re: Non Sequitur: The Campaign

Copper Rose Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:23 am

"You think that all these puppies will draw no attention? I am somewhat certain they will not be leaving us any time soon." Moonseeker says, stopping in her tracks but without looking back.

**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:26 am

"Well, I have no idea what to do. I guess I'll try some chaos."

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Copper Rose Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:34 am

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**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:44 am

As soon as he finishes barfing up hamsters, Androgyny looks up at Moonseeker. "Well, that certainly didn't help."

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Copper Rose Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:54 am

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**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Dec 14, 2013 5:20 am

"OMG! PUPPIES! SO SOFT AND ADOWABLE!" Androgyny squees in delight. She run over and begins cuddling one of the tiny puppies. "I will call him mistah scwuffles and he will be my bestest best friend in the whole wide world. I wuz you mistah scwuffles. Yesh I do! Who's a good boy? You are, Androgyny says, laughing in delight.

Xel Unknown Sat Dec 14, 2013 2:38 pm

"Mmm... Sounds like the only answer to this problem is to add more chaos to the mix. Maybe that'll level things out." Maddie suggests talking to herself.

Copper Rose Sat Dec 14, 2013 4:26 pm

Nothing happens... (rolled an effect that really has nothing to do right now)

Quietkal Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:15 pm

Ghoul examines his new tiny form and sighs. They're definitely not getting anywhere fast at this size. He scrounges around the area for some twigs and pebbles before rapidly crafting an all terrain vehicle for them to ride in. "Let's go alread-ayyyy!"

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**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:18 pm

"Can I take mistah scwuffles with me? Pwease? I wuv him. I want him to be with me fowevah. OH! Can I have some candy? I want some candy. Candy is dewicious. I want candy now! Why won't anyone give me candy? WAAAAAAAAAAH!" Androgyny begins crying loudly while almost crushing Mister Scruffles in her grip.

Copper Rose Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:22 pm

Moonseeker sighs. "Hey Androgyny, you want some candy? Sugar Rush is made out of candy."

**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:27 pm

Andrgyny perks up and skips over to Sugar Rush and sniffs him, then makes a grossed out face. "Blech! He smells like licorice! I hate licorice! I want good candy! I want it now!" Androgyny yells as she begins stomping around with a pout on her face.

Xel Unknown Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:29 pm

"I believe I'm candy too... Just dont' eat me in one bite that wouldn't be fun. For either of us..." Maddie comments.

Quietkal Sat Dec 14, 2013 7:43 pm

"Yeah yeah whatever, let's just..." Ghoul stares at forest for a moment before snapping back. "Uh...er...let's just leave." He kicks down a rope ladder for the others to climb up to his level.

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**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:14 pm

Androgyny jumps up on Maddie and begins nomming her back. "Mmmmmmm. Just wike chocowate. It's my favowite."

Xel Unknown Sat Dec 14, 2013 8:23 pm

"Well at least you like how I taste... More a fan of Vanilla or Bubblegum flavoring myself..." Maddie comments totally chill about getting nomed on by the filly as she gets onto the Twigmoble.

Copper Rose Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:05 am

After an hour of travel in the twigmobile, the party returns to normal size, and so do all the puppies. Three hours after that, the party comes upon a small village, not the previous one they encountered. Perception for more info.

Quietkal Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:16 am

Ghoul looks at the town, and tries to remember if he knows anything about another small village out this way.

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**Lapis-Lazily** Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:20 am

After having pestered the party with a constant stream of "Are we there yet?" the whole trip, Androgyny takes the return to normal filly size with glee and begins dancing around with Mr. Scruffles. The puppy looks quite displeased at how hard she is squeezing it. "We're here Mistah Scwuffles! We did it! YAY! Wait, where are we?"

Xel Unknown Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:25 am

Maddie looks around with not much a care in the world.

Copper Rose Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:36 am

The ponies in the town seem to be going about their normal business, shopping and selling and farming, but the foals... don't seem right. Few of them are playing, and their games seem half-hearted at best. Everypony is sleeping, and there is an Inn not too far away.

Next to the path in front of them is a tiny sign that reads "Welcome to Paintville!"

Xel Unknown Mon Dec 16, 2013 1:47 am

Maddie happily runs to the villiage the place looking quite harmless and inviting to the Mad Joker-Pony. "HELLO PAINTVILLE!"

Copper Rose Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:40 am

A somewhat sleepy-looking pony comes out of the Inn. "D'ya think maybe ya could keep it down? Some a'us are trying ta sleep. 'Specially tha folks in mah Inn! By tha way, any a' you ponies lookin' fer a place ta stay t'night? Got just 'nough rooms fer tha lot a' ya, if ya c'n pay. But only if ya can keep it down, fer mah other cust'mers."

Xel Unknown Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:44 am

"Uh.... Don't got any type of money, but I am willing to work for a place at said Inn." Maddie said in noticeably more quite tone out of respect for the sleeping folks, she forgot that outside of the Island people can be woken up by loud noise. "I have many oddball skills that hopefully one or more of them could be of use to you my good pony."

**Lapis-Lazily** Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:45 am

Androgyny runs up to the innkeeper. "YAY! A new friend! Do you want to play dollies with me? Oh, I don't have a dolly. I have a puppy! Do you wanna pet him? His name is Mistah Scwuffles and he is the cutest puppy in the world!"

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