The "What If?" game!

I would assume you waned to link me to Mic the Microphones channel.

What if Fanfiction was legally able to be published?

Fallout: Equestria would be placed alongside Lord of the Rings, and would-be Cupcakes readers would have to awkwardly go to the porn section.

What if you gave a mare a fish?

Then she would feed her pet cat for a day.

What if you teach a mare to fish?

Depending on her age, she may get a cutie mark!

What if birds died when they came in contact with metal?

The Magpie would have been long-extinct.

What if every bird suddenly caught fire?

Then the phoenix would be the only bird

What if people caught fire every time they flipped the bird?

Then Agincourt would have been the greatest comeback victory in history.

What if Australia was annexed by North Korea?

Then the entire North Korean Army would be killed... by the wildlife

What if all animals suddenly wanted to kill humans?

PETA would be dissolved almost immediately, possibly by stomach acid.

What if all animals suddenly wanted to destroy pants?

I would despise cats most of all, probably.

What if dairy and meat were switched around?

Orthodox Judaism would STILL forbid combining the two.

What if cows were a type of fish?

Then Sea Cows would just have gills

What If you had a bag of holding in real life?

I'd leave it at home because I wouldn't have anything to put in it.

What if you found a genie in a bottle, but he refused to grant any wishes?

I'd fill his bottle with booze to get him addicted, then request wishes to sate his alcoholism.

What if your forum avatar/picture decided to "replace" you?

Then instead of an introverted, mild-mannered, and snarky young man with a fondness for ponies sitting here at this computer, there would be a capricious, reality-warping, and snarky extradimensional Spirit of Shadow with a fondness for "excitement" unleashed upon the world. Congratulations, you might've doomed us all.

What if any sufficiently large mass of yogurt (say, half a gallon or more) spontaneously developed sentience, limited mobility, and a very cruel sense of humor?

*nom nom nom* Await, what?

What if you found the last Twinkie on Earth.

Then I would ignore it

What if you found out you were something that you hate?

Just another morning for me then...

*upset sigh*

What if you discovered that your house was haunted?

Shotgun full of rock salt, Winchester-style. Unless it was a friendly ghost, like Phantom Dennis from Angel.

What if your underwear drawer spontaneously turned into a portal to Hell?

Hell would get my underwear, my socks, and a few pairs of swimsuits. I'd duct-tape it closed and never look back.

What if your computer was replaced by a Digimon?

Wait, I'm an adult with a Digimon? Awww **** I'm evil. Whelp better go assemble n army of monsters to take over the world. Starting with South Africa.

What if you were a World Warrior?

Then I would go to war with the world. Or something catchy like that.

What if I told you all the ending to Equestria Girls because I am too damn excited not to keep posting about it?

Then you would wake up missing all your fingers and a voice box

What if the people at Valve could count up to 3?

They would promise to use geometrically increasing sequel numbering, forget the number four, and the world would enjoy 'Left 3 Dead' while they futilely wait.

What if appendices (the organs) could fire lasers?

Appendectomies would be considered arms manufacture.

What if you were required to read all six issues of Marvill?