Corrupted Wish Game.

Granted. Again...

Pen Pony wrote:I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.

Jason Shadow wrote:Granted...

I wish that I wasn't stuck in this time loop anymore...

Granted. You're now stuck in a different time loop.

I wish for a snowy Christmas.

There's a new Ice Age, everyday is snowy!

I wish I was the Hero of Time.

Granted.

I wish to be the little fairy following you around, so I can say "HEY! Listen!"

Granted.

I wish for a soundproof, magic proof jar to keep a fairy in.

Granted.

I wish you would run out of hearts so that you would have to release me... it'd be worth having to revive you to get to jeer at you for stupidly running out of hearts like that.

Granted but as soon as my health is back up right back in the jar you go.

I wish for a new fairy.

Crystalite wrote:I wish you would run out of hearts so you would have to release me... it'd be worth having to revive you to get to jeer at you for stupidly running out of hearts like that.

Pen Pony wrote:Granted but as soon as my health is back up right back in the jar you go.

Infinite loop. You run out of hearts, I tease you back to health. Lather, rinse, repeat. How is this a bad thing?

Anyways...

Pen Pony wrote:I wish for a new fairy.

Granted. Let me call up my sister and she'll book you a ticket to Heylistenland.

I wish to change the subject.

Granted.

I wish for a sonic screwdriver.

Granted: You get a the Sonic Screwdriver prop... Stright from the BBC... It's now missing and if they find you have it you'll be fined for having stolen it.

I wish for my own personal wish granter.

It's powered by baby blood. Lot's of it.

I wish I was a hero in a Nippon Ichi game.

Granted... the villain is your mom.

I wish to wish the incorruptable wish.

Error 404: Wish not found

I wish my cat was nicer to me.

Granted. The dog is an @$$hole now though.

I wish I weren't crazy, just a little unwell...

Granted, the source of your insanity has been linked to a brain tumor. Life expectancy: 2 months.

I wish I was rich in a completely legal and moral way.

Granted. Let me grab my burgling kit and napalm...

Maxim 1: Pillage, then burn.

I wish my siblings would SHUT UP!

Granted: in the spirit of your wish, your ears fall off.

I wish conan's cat had a clone, via the mirror pool.

Granted... but, much like Pinkie, that cat's clone makes more clones... and I think we know what happens next...

I wish I were confident enough to run a campaign.

You run a campaign and spend a lot of time making an excellent world and story, only to have one of your players be a complete idiot and constantly screw up everything with truly obnoxious in character decisions.
(This actually happened to me -_-)

I wish I had more time to play Skyrim.

Granted. all of your PT/LL friends are irritated now...

I wish you had posted your turn in Hordes of The Blight.

I wish I someone else had a sandwich.

Granted. Every time you attempt to eat a sandwich it disappears into the hands of someone else.

I wish my players would take my serious campaigns more seriously and my silly campaigns less seriously.

Granted. They now take the serious campaigns too seriously, and the silly ones not nearly seriously enough.

I wish I could stop obsessively checking this forum for replies...

THERE IS NO ESCAPE
Granted. The forum shuts down.

I wish I was a better musician.

You play the nose flute like no one else.

I wish I superpowers that were not good or evil.

Granted. You now have the power of superhuman apathy!

I wish that all cheese was 0.00000000001% less dense.