Corrupted Wish Game.

Granted, but due to the nature of so many different densities of cheeses, all cheeses become the exact same density, 0.00000000001% less dense than the mean density before your wish.

I wish my tooth gaps would hurry up and heal already.

All of your teeth fuse togather and now you look like the Millennium Earl.

I wish I had a digimon.

Granted; you get a Cat digimon. But you don't own a cat... your cat digimon owns YOU.

I wish I could draw worth half a damn.

You can but sadly a full damn is needed to be good.

I wish my beta reader was faster.

Granted. Everything else seems a little sluggish though...


Note:

Pen Pony wrote:You can but sadly a full damn is needed to be good.

Well played, sir... well played...

I wish everyone were so witty.

Granted: internet trolls figure out how to troll without breaking any forum/chat/whatever rules, and become infinitely more annoying.

I wish it was illegal to be an internet troll.

Granted. Nobody has any wit anymore.

I wish Copper's jaw would stop hurting.

A heart attack takes care of that.

I wish I could focus better.

Granted. You're now a microscope with 10x/40x/100x magnification, and can thus focus an image up to 40,000 times its original size.

I wish that when the human race is dead and gone, penguins shall inherit the earth.

Granted. Humanity shall be destroyed tomorrow; and, regrettably, you aren't a penguin.

I wish this cat would stay off my keyboard...

granted it now prefers your face.

I wish this dog would stop eating my newspaper.

Granted it eats you.

I wish I had a better wish.

Granted, but it gets corrupted and ruins your life.

I wish my birthday was on February 29th, somehow making it so that I also age one year for every birthday, allowing me to live 4 times as long as a normal human.

You age super slowly like a freak of nature and the goverment takes you in to perfom all sorts of painful test to try and understand it.

I wish I had DBZ style powers.

Granted, but the government does the same to you, and you get to stare at my tortured remains as you are experimented upon.

I wish I had a perfectly normal, yet long and happy life.

you have a long happy, normal life as a houseplant.

I wish real life had level ups.

Granted, but the military hogs them all because they are in the form of Mario flowers that allow you to shoot fireballs.

I wish for the tenth wish after this one, this being number zero, to be corrupted with a mole of moles becoming our second moon, and nothing more.

Granted. You're on it.

I wish I could get on a labtop and put Hector's portrait up

Granted, but the laptop corrupts the image so you can never use it again.

I wish I was able to read thoughts at will.

Rule 34, that is all.

I wish I had brain bleach.

Granted, but it cannot be used without a really expensive surgery that you cannot afford.

I wish that I could figure out how to use the forum table thingie.

You manage to learn that but you forget how to use the internet.

I wish I may and that I might.

Granted, but because your wish had no real subject, nothing happens.

I wish for the next wisher to wish for this wish to have no corruption.

Granted: ERROR 404!

I wish for Copper's Crazy Wish to have no corruption...Somehow...Maybe...

Granted... she wished you would become her personal slave for eternity.

I wish I didn't need to scream...