Corrupted Wish Game.

You are the Avatar, but  you lose everybody you've ever known and cared about when you freeze yourself in a giant block of rock for a hundred years. Later you enter the Avatar State and get killed, anding the line of Avatars and probably dooming the world.


I wish that this wish were a two part wish, wherein part a is that I knew of the best conceivable and least corruptible wish possible, and part b being that part a were granted with all terms satisfactorily met.

You didn't make a wish of your own.

You know exactly what to wish for, and no corruption occurred in knowing how to make that wish, so part a and b are satisfied. If only you had wished for the uncorupted wish generated by part a instead of just having no corruption occur on learning how to do a corruption free wish.

I wish for rescue from the animal abusing heroes from my last wish.

They are defeated by a dark lord who takes you and treats you worse, using your feathers for horrible, unspeakable rituals.

I wish life was like an awesome anime. Hentai doesn't count.

Granted, but you are a civilian with no notable features. You will most likely be destroyed in an awesome explosion...

I wish for my life to be free from any undue illness or injury...

Granted. You receive massive amounts of both, but they are in due course and totally warranted.

I wish I owned and could pilot a mech suit of epically protagonistic proportion in a light comedy production.

You have the mech and the lighthearted plot, up until Cerberus syndrome kicks in during the finial episodes and all of your friends get killed to motivate you.

I wish I was a Hunter like in HunterxHunter and that I had an awesome nen power.

Granted. The ants eat you to steal it.

I wish to escape fom that evil overlord into the wild.

You get out but you are in the middle of an ocean an get caught in a huge storm trapping you in a painful cycle of being extinguished and reignited until the overlord capture you again.

I wish I was the evil overlord who caught Whiteeyes

Granted. The heroes that you previously defeated show up and defeat you for stealing their phoenix from them, then take the bird back.

I wish I had a fully-functioning, tolerably obedient, not-homicidally-insane TARDIS that was obtained through 100% legal and ethical means.

Ok but there is a weeping angel right in front of you as soon as you step out.

I wish I was good at math.

You are good at math. You suck at everything else.

I wish I was happier.

You are happier because you’ve been lobotomized now you’ll be happy forever.

I wish I had a cute monster girls were real.

You now have "A cute monster girls are real." Since the phrase makes no grammatical sense, it looks like a crumpled piece of paper and does nothing.

I wish I had a pet unicorn.

Granted. Your unicorn is Twilight Sparkle, and she is not happy being some hairless ape's pet.  

I wish there was an "I" in "Team."

There is now an I in team and as such the word loses all meaning and teams every dissolve and there are no longer professional sports.

I wish cute monster girls were real, got it right this time.

The first one you meet is a red jelly.

I wish I had the cupboard from "Indian in the Cupboard." Mostly for my pony figures and plushies. I also have D&D minis on my desk. Those could be cool for warames...

They all come to life unfortunately they are all evil and go totally Child’s Play on you.

I wish Luna/Fluttershy was canon.

The moral guardians shut down the show.

I wish that the book Twilight was never written.

Stephanie Meyer wrote Midnight Sun and the series revolved around Edward (wait they do that already) instead.

I wish I was in the show "The magic Schoolbus."

Granted, you're the lizard.

You know, those heroes aren't so bad. I just wish they'd be nicer to me.

The heroes eventually grow fond of you and let you out of the cage, treating you as a companion. Then the evil overlord return for revenge, brutally slaughtering your friends and taking you again.

I wish I were invincible but not immortal. (can't be harmed or damaged, can still die of old age)

Granted. Some nutjob with a "rapid-aging" ray shoots you with it and turns you into a decrepit old man with only about a month left at the very most.

I wish that God and the Devil would peacefully and respectively resolve their differences in a manner that was not detrimental to any and all forms of mortal life (including the souls of said mortal life).

The age old theological feud is solved but it did nothing to stop Great Cthulhu.

I wish I was an Elder God.

Granted. You're very old with a divine walker, and you yell at angels to stay off your lawn.

I wish for the evil overlord to be defeated by my heroes who are still good people.