The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
Xel Unknown Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:42 am
- The P-Files..."NO YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MALE WITH YOUR EVIL PUPPETRY MAGICS!!!"
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
Grey Pen The Flawed Mon Jan 28, 2013 3:00 pm
...Now I'm not saying that we NEED the paladins from down the tunnel to show up. I'm just saying that, you know, it might be nice to have an audience to watch us being totally awesome. And, you know, if they want to take out a kobold or two to feel included, I guess I would allow it. It's good for morale, you know, to make sure that everyone feels included.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
Grey Pen The Flawed Tue Jan 29, 2013 9:39 pm
</shamelessdoublepost>"I think 'steak' is the word you were looking for. Tender, juicy, meaty, seared to perfection delicious steak."
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Ramsus Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:22 am
- Zilean's RevengeBear Trappery:
The act of entrapping bears.
-The entrapment of the bears in the wreckage made rescue of the victims difficult.
(law) Action by law enforcement personnel to lead an otherwise innocent bear to commit a crime, in order to arrest and prosecute that bear for the crime.
-A detective asking a bear to buy illegal marijuana for a dying man would be police bear trappery.
(chemistry) A method of isolating specific cells or molecules from a bear, especially by immobilization on a gel.
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Stairc -Dan Felder Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:07 pm
"I don't see why we can't just get a bunch of dragonborn prostitutes, a whole bunch of rum and... <Sees the looks of the other players and DM> What?! This is SIMPLE!"
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LoganAura Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:22 pm
"We are the ELEMENT RANGERS!"
I don't see what's wrong with sunburst, I mean he's bigger now. He was just fine then, but I do like him bigger. It feels nicer.
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Stairc -Dan Felder Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:27 pm
"I try to shake the elephant out of the suitcase."
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Evertide 3Jonathan - Wait, what did we get out of that?
Century6 - I just resurrected THE god by using A UTILITY TALENT
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Stairc -Dan Felder Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:37 pm
"The Chosen One is dead, the Orixa[elemental god-spirit] is gone, the guy who did it is flying away and YOU’RE ALL EATING COOKIES!!!"
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Grey Pen The Flawed Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:42 pm
LoganAura wrote:....just you can't include your context until 3 pages pass!
We are now on Page 3. We can talk about it now!
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LoganAura Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:52 pm
3 pages haven't passed form page one. only 2.
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A1C Bronymous Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:53 pm
Why would you start putting in context anyway? The jokes aren't jokes unless they're out of context.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
LoganAura Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:55 pm
Curiosity's sake. I'm wondering "Why the heck these came up.". They'll be in a different thread in case people don't want the context.
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Stairc -Dan Felder Thu Jan 31, 2013 4:00 pm
Kindulas - She’s fine, the situation is under control
Protochad - She’s in bed with a devil! A married devil! Do you know what they do to people? They sap levels!
-Stairc's Dragonreach 2
Protochad - She’s in bed with a devil! A married devil! Do you know what they do to people? They sap levels!
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Grey Pen The Flawed Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:13 am
Torch: "T-they? Who are you talking about?"
Moss: "THEM!"
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A1C Bronymous Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:56 am
-Old King's News"Ok, fuck you, I'll take the Rape."
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Cainx13 Fri Feb 01, 2013 8:09 pm
"You crush the twig blight under you."
"Moo."
"She wants us to go find these kids and all she gives us is a potion? Okay, I'm a go intimidate her."
"A rule we have here is you have to take hatred Slimes."
Various lines from the Encounter sessions I've run
"Moo."
"She wants us to go find these kids and all she gives us is a potion? Okay, I'm a go intimidate her."
"A rule we have here is you have to take hatred Slimes."
Various lines from the Encounter sessions I've run
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Grey Pen The Flawed Sat Feb 02, 2013 1:30 pm
And before someone asks, let's not do a Sonic Rainboom inside a bank.
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Demonu Sun Feb 03, 2013 5:35 pm
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Xel Unknown Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:47 pm
- Pony Team Bravo.I DON'T CARE WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN, BUT I'M GOING TO HUG DEATH ITSELF!
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
A1C Bronymous Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:23 am
I'm going to post this here, because it technically is out of context. It is also technically an entire conversation, so some context may be present. Mostly its just because I'm so proud of it, and I felt the need to share. Names have been altered.
- Warning Mature Language:
- [2/5/2013 16:46:54] Red: Also, I have a 12 in endurance, so I'm pretty sure my stamina in bed is pretty good
[2/5/2013 16:47:01] Red: and a 14 in Stunts
[2/5/2013 16:47:13 | Edited 16:47:21] Green: Above average assumeably.
[2/5/2013 16:47:49] Red: A Flashpoint comes neither early nor late, but finishes precisely when he means to
[2/5/2013 16:48:14] Blue: So never unless a stallion is present?
[2/5/2013 16:48:48] Red: That would save me a lot of pregnancy scares
[2/5/2013 16:48:56] Red: but, since it only happened once
[2/5/2013 16:49:08] Blue: You enjoyed it
[2/5/2013 16:49:10] Red: and I was under the impression that a female was present
[2/5/2013 16:49:22] Red: I don;'t think we can make that generalization
[2/5/2013 16:49:31] Red: I was blackout hammered
[2/5/2013 16:49:41] Red: i would have enjoyed a handjob from a rock ogre
[2/5/2013 16:50:08] Blue: or Cameo
[2/5/2013 16:50:12] Blue: which is close to the same thing
[2/5/2013 16:50:19] Red: or even you, maybe
[2/5/2013 16:50:30] Green: hmmm...alcohol makes fools of us all?
[2/5/2013 16:50:54] Red: Flashpoint has since then moderated his drinking
[2/5/2013 16:51:14] Blue: Just encase Cameo starts to look attractive?
[2/5/2013 16:51:34] Red: Just in case Silver starts to look attractive
[2/5/2013 16:51:56] Blue: You already think she is attractive
[2/5/2013 16:52:00] Blue: you kissed her remember?
[2/5/2013 16:52:07] Red: I was under duress
[2/5/2013 16:52:11] Blue: Nah
[2/5/2013 16:52:13] Blue: you enjoyed it
[2/5/2013 16:52:25] Blue: We all know your hand was roaming towards her flank
[2/5/2013 16:52:29] Red: lose my wing or kiss silver
[2/5/2013 16:52:35] Red: Sacrifices must sometimes be made
[2/5/2013 16:53:01] Purple: your wing would have been fine in a couple hours, but kissing Silver? That's forever.
[2/5/2013 16:53:20] Red: yeah, cant get the taste of 6 different STDs out of your mouth
[2/5/2013 16:53:41] Red: I could try that Jager alcohol, maybe
[2/5/2013 16:53:49] Red: what is that
[2/5/2013 16:54:44] Blue: I know, you really should stop going down on the Barwhores in town
[2/5/2013 16:55:24 | Edited 16:55:47] Green: To quote the description I gave it. (DyneSchnapps is) Made out of, among other things, swamp dragon acid and water from the river Dyne itself and is perfectly capable of eating through damn near anything and giving everything in the area a nice buzz in the process. Only Jägers possess the fortitude, and lack of self-preservation instincts, to drink this stuff and not react badly.
[2/5/2013 16:55:53] Red: right, so the perfect thing to wash Silver off my tongue
[2/5/2013 16:56:22] Green: If you drank some I couldn't guarantee there wouldn't be a tounge left.
[2/5/2013 16:56:35] Red: right, so the perfect thing to wash Silver off of my tongue
[2/5/2013 16:56:47] Green: or even a jaw.
[2/5/2013 16:56:55] Red: right
[2/5/2013 16:56:58] Red: the perfect thing
[2/5/2013 16:57:10] Green: ...
[2/5/2013 16:57:12] Red: skank
[2/5/2013 16:57:19] Blue: Manwhore
[2/5/2013 16:57:24] Green: Idiots.
[2/5/2013 16:57:26] Red: Brillo Pad
[2/5/2013 16:57:40 | Edited 16:57:45] Blue: Viagra filled nutjob
[2/5/2013 16:58:01] Green: rutting fools.
[2/5/2013 16:58:14 | Edited 16:58:20] Red: Cumguzzling Thundercunt
[2/5/2013 16:58:58] Blue: Fillyfooler
And not the lesbian kind
[2/5/2013 16:59:16] Red: Live Action Tampon
[2/5/2013 17:00:05] Blue: That's not what your husband said last night
[2/5/2013 17:00:31] Red: That is what your gaping vagina said last night
[2/5/2013 17:01:49] Blue: You'd know
You spend enough tiem begging to talk to it
[2/5/2013 17:02:15] Red: Id rather be stuck talking to it then to actually have to touch it
[2/5/2013 17:02:34] Blue: Really?
Cause the way you whine about not being able to bury your face in it says otherwise
[2/5/2013 17:02:45] Red: not that i could touch it
[2/5/2013 17:03:00] Red: It'd be like burying my face in a wind tunnel
[2/5/2013 17:04:01 | Edited 17:04:09] Blue: Funny, that's what most stallions say about your arsehole
[2/5/2013 17:04:48] Red: The same one you try to taste every night?
[2/5/2013 17:05:10] Blue: Oh snap, except in no way correct
[2/5/2013 17:05:42] Red: Neither is that flytrap you call genitalia
[2/5/2013 17:06:20 | Edited 17:06:24] Blue: Please. You say the meanest things around the guys but when it's just us.
My gosh you should hear him, he's the sweetest little thing
[2/5/2013 17:07:09] Red: And I'm sure you would say sweet things, too, if you weren't trying to swallow my dick
[2/5/2013 17:08:00] Blue: Don't worry, talking with that in my mouth is hardly a challenge, it's not big enough to cause much of a problem
[2/5/2013 17:08:51] Red: That's because you wear it out deepthroating every thing with a penis (or a hoof, in a pinch) within a 9 mile radius
[2/5/2013 17:10:12] Purple: This has gotten so far out of hoof, that I have no choice but to turn it into your superpower
[2/5/2013 17:10:16] Purple: Disgusting banter:
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(please put it in the chatbox)
[2/5/2013 17:10:30] Purple: there you go, you're both so foul that it has become a utility talent
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
Xel Unknown Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:06 pm
I like this idea of a utility talent... And I'm not sure why... XDBronymous wrote:Disgusting banter:
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Paper Shadow Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:11 pm
To be fair, you could attempt this with a persuasion check anyway, but it most likely won't go well...Xel Unknown wrote:I like this idea of a utility talent... And I'm not sure why... XDBronymous wrote:Disgusting banter:
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Also, now that three pages have passed, people are going to be itching to post the contexts of their quotes. This shall go on for three pages, and then the cycle resets...
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SilentBelle Wed Feb 06, 2013 7:52 pm
Ffff: "Stairs take too long, I jump through the ceiling!"
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
Z2 Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:16 pm
"Sorry, I'm in a committed relationship with the seltzer golem."
"Roll a Duck Check (the bird, not the action)"
"We can save you, but you must tell us that you love the beet. Say it for us, say you love the beet."
"Your spleen has absorbed the curse of smelliness. Via stabbing."
"I just love how its taken you two days to go from haughty to queen of the hobo-ponies."
"Welcome to the Dark Forest, beware of the temple guards, who may inhabit the trees."
"...see if your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"
"(actual singing, from a book) Trololololololo-lalalalala trololololololo hahahahah hahahaha hahahha aaaaah-yayayaaaa (etc.)"
Really that campaign didn't take long to become an absurdist comedy. S'what the PH gets for erring on the side of comedy when he doesn't know what to do, I suppose.
"Roll a Duck Check (the bird, not the action)"
"We can save you, but you must tell us that you love the beet. Say it for us, say you love the beet."
"Your spleen has absorbed the curse of smelliness. Via stabbing."
"I just love how its taken you two days to go from haughty to queen of the hobo-ponies."
"Welcome to the Dark Forest, beware of the temple guards, who may inhabit the trees."
"...see if your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"
"(actual singing, from a book) Trololololololo-lalalalala trololololololo hahahahah hahahaha hahahha aaaaah-yayayaaaa (etc.)"
Really that campaign didn't take long to become an absurdist comedy. S'what the PH gets for erring on the side of comedy when he doesn't know what to do, I suppose.
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Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.
Hayatecooper Wed Feb 06, 2013 11:27 pm
Well Mr DM. If you choose to give us a stupid amount of Weeping Angels disguise as Wooden Ducks; I'm going to roll a duck check.
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