Corrupted Wish Game.

Accepted, but...

Spoiler:

I wish for this to be removed from my memory >_>

Granted, but you lose everything else leaving you basically brain-dead only able to at best think up new wishes at random times with an unsernt future to how long you got to live.

I wish that it was a lot less uncomfortable for me to sand on my two hindlegs like this... (How does Lyra do it?) Or maybe getting a quadruped style stance... Either or is fine by me... Maybe even a mix of both somehow.

Granted, but the moment you try it you break all four legs.

I wish I had a money tree that wouldn't wilt or catch fire, produced real money, was impossible to steal, needed little to no water, had bark like steel, and couldn't be knocked over or struck by lightning.

Granted.  Your money-making tree spreads like a weed (partly due to its nigh-indestructibility), throwing the fragile economy into chaos and making currency as we know it worthless.

I wish you would stop "granting" wishes, malign wish-granting thing (whatever you are)!

Given. Wishes are no longer "granted", they are "given."

I wish to get strait A's in all my classes this year, without cheating.

All you learn about this year are straits that begin with the letter A.

I wish that I had a significantly higher probability at winning the lottery.

Granted. INstead of having aproximately a 3.2e-7 Percent chance, you have a 1.2e-7% chance.)

I wish that god would help the outcasts, hungry from birth.

Granted. God helps them to their GRAAAAVES.

I wish that the international economy would collapse, thus throwing the entire civilized world into a downward spiral towards a thousand-year reign of chaos and torment.

Granted... And after the thousand-years of chaos and torment, what's left of humanity (and there will be something left of us) enters it's 1,000,000 year golden age of unity and science.

I wish to live in the world shown in that "First Pony View" fan-fic as a changeling...

(aww, I was going to try to subvert that last wish in a way that resulted differently than intended as well as not resulting in any good effects- in case the wisher was trying to trick the malevolent wish-granter into making good things happen)

Granted you live in a horribly written fanfic that eventually gets taken down.

I wish we lived in a Romantic era.

Granted, now pay your taxes to Ceasar or be crucified!

I wish somebody would post a corrupted wish response to this wish.

Granted. H̸̷̹͇̯͔̟̯̪̝̺͢E̴̵͍̱̦̗͇ ҉̵̞̲̥̙̭͉̮̪̗͓̻̥̣̗̖͍̺͖̹C̸̨̭̼̺͓̥̳͈̘̘̭̟͘͟O̜̬̗̫͉̗̮͢͡M҉͖̥̫͕̙͍͙͚̼̹͖͔̘̪̹́͜ͅE̛̕҉͔͕͍̗̦̻͇̜̟̠̟̮͘Ş̡̬͇̳͉̘̟͉̩̩̥̺͜͡

I wish that the ocean levels would rise about a couple hundred feet or so.

Granted, but the land levels rise the same amount.

I wish somebody would offer me a campaign for the character linked in my signature!

Granted but he dies page one.

I wish I had perfect vision.

Granted: everything you look at becomes perfect, and your life quickly becomes meaningless and boring.

I wish to catch all 151 pokemon, saving after every one.

Copper Rose wrote:Granted: everything you look at becomes perfect, and your life quickly becomes meaningless and boring.

I wish to catch all 151 pokemon, saving after every one.

Granted. You catch #151 on a fresh game. Damn it all.

I wish this tea flask hadn't broken its lid.

Granted, but the rest of the tea flask is broken.

I wish I was a crazy cat lady.

Granted. You've become a catgirl with schizophrenia, manic-depressive disorder, and occasional megalomaniacal tendencies.

I wish that the wings on airplanes actually flapped.

Jason Shadow wrote:Granted. You've become a catgirl with schizophrenia, manic-depressive disorder, and occasional megalomaniacal tendencies.

This actually describes one of my characters...

Granted no air craft can actually go further than 100 feet while caring more that 10 pounds of extra weight.

I wish I had reliable Wifi and a reliable computer.

Granted but the only site you can get is 4chan

I wish I was Jack Rakan

Granted, your name has been legally changed.

I wish for the person after me to not post a corruption of my wish.

*GRANTED*

Cont: You get a double post corruption instead. 

I wish my family didn't have money troubles so I could find the drive to post an do more fun stuff online...