Re: Web Warriors: Assault on Neckbeard's Keep IC

AProcrastinatingWriter Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:29 am

"Yyyyyeah," Woolie says, sincerely, but making sure to actually think about it. "Sure. That makes sense, right on." He smiles. "Lead the way, good sir." The smile droops a bit. "Right after you get your hand off my arm."

Draco12387 Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:40 am

DerouX takes his hand off of Woolie's arm. "Sorry. Just didn't want you to do anything idiotic." He then starts walking back to the rest of the group.

Linear Analysis Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:52 am

"S-sarah. Sarah. Sarah. Hold it. Hold it."

He sighed, trying to put a hand on the energetic little munchkin (Of Doom!)

"It's not exactly a party. There's not food or games or prizes... Man, I'd like a good game right now... Anyway, I meant a surprise party in the way that it would be a surprise. I was trying to say that we're not sure if the surprise is good or bad yet. And until we figure that out we're trying not to ruin the surprise by getting in the middle of things. We're just trying to make sure we stay safe and don't get caught if we're not supposed to be here."

...Did you really just describe Hide and Go Seek?

"SO... we're just going to stay here for the moment until one of the people who went off to check either comes back and says it's safe... or does something foolish and we all feel some vague obligation to help them get out of trouble. Does that make sense to you?"

Not that anything else about this situation made sense. Ohhhh no. That would be too convenient.

maswoon Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:18 am

"But I'm booooooooooooored..." she pouts. She dawdles around and fiddles with Izanagi's boots, but she settles eventually on wandering around and bonking random things with the Namae Randamu Koka.

"We should go do something!" Sarah decides for the group, breaking into an energetic toddler sprint and running towards the crowd. "Let's goooooooo!" she shouts, waving the Namae Randamu Koka about with reckless abandon, managing to tap its green button against a wayward mailbox on her way. It seems to glimmer to a shimmery lustre, and come to life, Sarah runs into DerouX's pants leg by accident, falls to the floor, and...

gotta believe:

...A completely distracting little girl in a penguin costume wanders close to the stage. Sarah claps with glee, pointing at the girl. "Look, look!"

Draco12387 Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:23 am

DerouX stops when he bumps into Sarah, looking down uncomprehendingly at the small child at his feet. "Wha..." He starts to speak, then gets distracted by the penguin girl going past. He blinks a few times, trying to process everything that's going on, and failing. Then he remembers where he is. "Right. Internet. Uh, who are you, little girl?" He asks, kneeling down to speak with the little girl.

**Lapis-Lazily** Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:27 am

All eyes suddenly turn to the penguin suited little girl.

"Oh wow, that's pretty cute." "Is that a penguin?" "What the hell?"
"Where'd she come from?" "Wow, that's really absurd!" "Awesome!"
"I'm totally liking this!" "Kawaii desu!" "OMG!"

The hot woman on stage looks at the crowd visibly flustered and begins shouting into the megaphone.
"No you morons! Pay attention to me! I'm the best one here. I am more attractive and amazing than that little girl will ever be! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Her eyes blaze red with fury as actual steam begins pouring out of her ears. Her hands alight, blazing in red fire.
"YOU IDIOT LITTLE GIRL! HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT!"
The woman yells as she launches a fireball, immolating the penguin girl, who disperses in a flash of 1's and 0's.

The crowd goes silent.
"I demand to know who's responsible for this! And the rest of you are going to keep liking my status until I say you can stop!"
She begins looking outwards from the crowd.

Meta:

maswoon Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:33 am

"Who said that!?" Sarah says, giggling and poking at the pants leg again. She giggles to herself until the hullaballoo with the fireball goes down.

"I'm scared...!" Sarah whimpers, ducking and panicking, clutching on to the invisible robe- not questioning how and why it got there.

meta:

Draco12387 Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:39 am

DerouX looks back over his, realizing they might be spotted. He does a roll to the side of the street, grabbing Sarah as he does, hoping they'll be out of her field of view. And maybe, somehow, magically, Woolie won't be spotted either.

Meta:

Copper Rose Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:00 am

Thalia slams her book shut, looking like she had just been fed something bitter. She looks up, and around. "Hey, where'd the other four idiots go? Not that I care."

Linear Analysis Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:03 am

Penguin! :

Jonny... Jonny is just facepalming. Why. Why why why why. Sarah as a child is really turning out to be a handful. Although he really can't blame the ...Facebook Demon Lady Thing on her. He's going to try to catch a quick exit over to some shadows on the side. Preferably not where the rest of the team is hiding. He doesn't have THAT much faith in his skills.

Metas:

AProcrastinatingWriter Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:13 am

maswoon wrote:...A completely distracting little girl in a penguin costume wanders close to the stage.

Woolie turns back towards the stage, smile opening like a banana peel. "Oh my gosh, that is adorable." He takes a step forwards, "Oh man, she is...that is the cutest thing I have seen all week. Isn't she adorable, guys?"

Lapis-Lazily wrote:
"No you morons! Pay attention to me! I'm the best one here. I am more attractive and amazing than that little girl will ever be! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Her eyes blaze red with fury as actual steam begins pouring out of her ears. Her hands alight, blazing in red fire.
"YOU IDIOT LITTLE GIRL! HOW DARE YOU TAKE THE SPOTLIGHT!"
The woman yells as she launches a fireball, immolating the penguin girl, who disperses in a flash of 1's and 0's.

Woolie's jaw drops to somewhere in the vicinity of the center of the Earth. Several seconds pass while he just stands there, absolutely dumbstruck.

Then he gets angry. "Ohhhh no." The sound of cracking knuckles echoes throughout the town square. "Not gonna fly. This bitch? Just made my list. She's about to feel the thunder."

This ominous portent declared, Woolie strides forward slowly, a dreadlocked Terminator by the look in his eye. "Yo, hag!" he shouts, green getup suddenly evocative of venom. "You gonna keep roasting little kids, or are you ready to step up and fight it out, old school?"

Spoiler:

**Lapis-Lazily** Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:44 am

A large portion of the crowd stares at Woolie, and the woman on stage glares at him, fire in her eyes. A fireball begins charging in her hands.
"You've just made a huge mistake you little jerk!"

Spoiler:

Draco12387 Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:56 am

Meta:

HEY GUYS I ROLLED A FOUR

[+3] Place Ward - Standard Utility
You conjure an allied Ward. It has the following stat block

Ward:

[+1]LAGGING OUT! - Standard Utility
On your next turn, you may take 2 standard actions. You cannot use this talent two turns in a row. Freaking ping. Riot pls upgrade servers.

[-2]Summon Purple Caster Minion - Standard Utility
Conjure an allied Purple Caster Minion. It has the following stat-block.

Purple Caster Minion:

[-4] Summon Turret - Standard Utility
You conjure a Turret. It has the following stat block.

Turret:

[-8] Summon Baron Nashor - Standard Utility
Conjure an allied Baron Nashor. It has the following stat-block.

Baron Nashor:

maswoon Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:56 am

meta:

I got a 7! Also I have 33 HP, because I get four temp from my Greed's Skin.

[+1] A Few Episodes of Preparation (Gather Energy) - Standard Utility
On your next turn, you may take 2 standard actions. You cannot use this talent two turns in a row.

[+2] Emergency Provisions (Survival Skills) - Standard Utility
You regain 1d12+3 hp.

[-7] Lagann (Flametongue) – Minor Utility
You call a mecha from the ether space to ride in. You can dismiss the Lagann as a free action. While you are riding a Lagann, you cannot use your other combat talents. Instead you may use the combat talents below.

Mecha Talents:

[-7] "Mr. Coatysnuggles" Izanagi! (Shield of Valor) - Minor Utility [Inspired by Fury of the Tempest]
You summon your persona, Izanagi, to help you in combat. You can dismiss Izanagi as a free action. While Izanagi is summoned, you cannot use your normal combat talents. Instead you may use the combat talents below.

Izanagi Talents:

[-1] Shadow Gaaaaame! (Judo Throw) - Standard Attack
Choose one:
A) Fling target ally away from the battle, removing it from combat until the start of your turn
B) Pay an additional 7 pips. Deal 3d12 damage to target creature and fling it away from the battle, removing it from combat until the end of its next turn.
(a creature removed from combat cannot affect any other creature in the battle with combat talents or be affected by any combat talents - though it may still use [+] abilities to gain energy).

AProcrastinatingWriter Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:57 am

Woolie spreads his arms wide. "I will learn your name as you die!"

Spoiler:

Draco12387 Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:17 am

I realize that the entire group isn't here, and start spamming pings to get the rest of the group following us.

Meta::

kajisora Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:56 am

"Well, here's to hoping I know how to fight!"
Kaji rushes into the battle aaaaand.... trips over her own feet.

Meta:

Linear Analysis Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:27 am

Init:

"Annnd the Big Man hazzzz the hero."

Jonny takes a deep breath, dashing out of cover towards Woolie.

"For the record, I'm chalking this up under Insanity instead of Heroism!"

Zarhon Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:30 am

"Hey, where's everyone going? What's going on? Wait up!", Gus responds, following after the hectic young'ns.
"What the heck? Is that a freaking Succubus? Hm... The sensible thing do to now would be to high-tail it out of here. Good thing I'm not sensible."

Combat:

Copper Rose Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:04 pm

Thalia puts her book away, then annoyedly goes over toward the demon-chick. "We're in here for less than a day, and you've already managed to piss somebody off? Smooth."

Meta:

**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:10 am

"None shall stop my conquest of Facebook!" the woman yells as she launches the fireball at Woolie. Two of the men from the crowd rush forward and try to beat down DerouX. Another man runs at Kaji brandishing a bat.

Meta:

Final Initiative Order:

Copper Rose Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:17 am

Thalia cracks her knuckles, and grins.

Meta:

maswoon Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:21 am

"What's going on!?" Sarah, asks, panicking and pushing the red button on Namae Randamu Koka, calling Lagann down from the sky in a crash, landing on a number of minions.

meta:

"Aaah!" Sarah says, panicking and running over to Lagann (and subsequently, stepping on a few of the bodies it landed on) and climbing in, and curling into a ball. The Core Drill pulses.

**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:28 am

The manions scream as they dissipate into computer code. 7 more men run out from the crowd to replace them. 3 of them instantly pile on the huge mecha that just killed 4 people.

battle:

New Initiative:

Draco12387 Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:31 am

Meta:

DerouX concentrates, an orb of energy appearing in between his hands as he begins channeling energy.

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