Non Sequitur: The Campaign
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Re: Non Sequitur: The Campaign
"I was once a cyborg cleaning-bot-taur thingie.... This should be easy job for me." Maddie comments to herself with a smile. Hoping the rest of the little group had money or something to help spend at least this night at the Inn... She just headed inside working on cleaning up the place as best she could before she falls asleep. But not before feeling like having a little bit of joker fun by "rolling the die" as it where...
(OOC: Just to be clear, Mad Nopony will get a full night sleep, only she doesn't go to sleep by choice but just from using up her energy starting on her new job to be useful and junk. She does what she can to be as quiet as she can. Basically anything no-skill-check can get away with I'm hoping to pull off.
EDIT: rolling laughter because I believe we're going to a full rest, best to use the laughter when I got it.)
(OOC: Just to be clear, Mad Nopony will get a full night sleep, only she doesn't go to sleep by choice but just from using up her energy starting on her new job to be useful and junk. She does what she can to be as quiet as she can. Basically anything no-skill-check can get away with I'm hoping to pull off.
EDIT: rolling laughter because I believe we're going to a full rest, best to use the laughter when I got it.)
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The griffon pauses in his eating and looks over the the pony next to him.
"I do not tend to stay in same place for very long. Most ponies do not....appreciate my kind much."
"I do not tend to stay in same place for very long. Most ponies do not....appreciate my kind much."
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Maddie while cleaning up the Inn and halfway waiting for her chaotic improbability to do something silly, she eventually finds herself cleaning up nearby where the Griffon and Goul were.... At the joker-pony noticing the meat eating half-eagle half-lion all-awesomeness... "SQUEE!" Was the sound she made as the flew off like a missile to hug the non-pony while Mad Nopony's Gooy-Hat-Thing tries to do the cleaning that Maddie started.
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Unsurprised by Maddie's entrance, he just sighs at the new arrival. "Yeh, well yer not zactly uncom'n out 'n th' coast. Lot more fish'n gits done fer beaks 'n claws then fer 'ooves."
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Blackberry trots through town, being chased by a small pack of puppies and laughing as she heads towards the inn, "You just don't give up, do you?"
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The griffon groans in surprise and discomfort as Maddie's tackle hug effectively traps his wings to his back.
"I am not usually against this kind of attention, but you are crushing my wings." He turns to Ghoul and points at the strange pony hugging him. "You seem unfazed. Do you know this one?"
"I am not usually against this kind of attention, but you are crushing my wings." He turns to Ghoul and points at the strange pony hugging him. "You seem unfazed. Do you know this one?"
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Re: Non Sequitur: The Campaign
- Laughter Effects:
- 68) The next utility used in the party is a megaspell.
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"Oh... Sorry, just been too longer since I've seen a Thinking Meat-Eater... And I got reasons for wanting to see a Thinking Meat-Eater." Mad Nopony explains. "Name's Mad Nopony, don't call me the name on my collar... Don't ask why, we're not that close yet for those types of answers. But I like you enough to tell you such info up front. And I hope we'll be some of the best-est of friends."
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Blackberry stops a few feet in front of the inn and turns, charging into the pack of puppies, "Enough of this! I have to find her!"
She then dive into the puppies, which pile on top of her in a shifting ball of fur and extensive cuteness
She then dive into the puppies, which pile on top of her in a shifting ball of fur and extensive cuteness
- Laughter:
- Roll me a nice one! ((DOUBLE MEGA ULTRA LAUGHTER))
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- MegaLaughter Effects Post 1 of 7:
- Ghoulish Guise:
53(Still Androgynous
Androgyny (character) immediately changes genders. No exceptions.)
27(Ninjas can’t catch you if you’re on fire
You burst into flame for the next 30 minutes. Creatures suffer ongoing damage if they try to maintain physical contact, and flammable materials catch fire on contact with you.)
21(Demand
The next time you demand something, treat it as though you rolled a Nat 20.
Note: This does not activate if it was a question or polite.)
91(A Wild X Appears!
A creature of DM’s choice appears and starts wrecking up the area where you are for the next 5 minutes. This could be as large an area as a city and as small an area as a building. If there’s no inanimate breakable objects in the area, it shrugs and leaves.[a puppy starts peeing all over the place])
04(Maximized Knock Spell
Every object within 1 mile of you that could be considered “locked” or “closed” becomes unlocked and opened. It remains forcibly in that state for the next 30 seconds.)
89(Banana Peel!
You automatically critically fail your next Precision check. For the next hour, the DM may ask you for an Acrobatics check at any time for standing, sitting, laying down...any reason really.)
95(Explosive Runes
The next 4 pieces of writing you read has an added note at the bottom, which states “I prepared Explosive Runes today.”
The writing then explodes, dealing 3d4 damage to you and half that amount to any others near you.)
29(Scary Mask
You find a wooden mask which bears what seems a horrified pony face on it. Once per day, a pony-esque character wearing the mask may act as though they had a free use of the Terrify racial trait.)
60(Re-examine Family Tree
You are now distantly related to a character of DM’s decision. This may provide bonuses or penalties on interactions with them as DM sees fit. [Dandelion])
90(Bland Stan
The DM picks either up to 4 racial points worth of racial traits you have, or 3 utility talents you have. You act as though you did not have the chosen traits or talents until your next extended rest.[do this randomly to yourself])
- MegaLaughter Effects Post 2 of 7:
- Nope[Ramsus]:
43(A group of hyper-intelligent mice bear arms in revolt of their oppressors (everyone who isn’t a mouse). )
38(You gain scissors that can cut through red tape, one use only.)
25(A random NPC shows up with the right tool for the job and solves the problem.[uuuuhhh...])
55(Radscorpions!)
36(The mane, tail, coat, and eyes of every party member become rainbow in hue.)
77(Time Turner shows up and gives the party a yellow flag. If the party collects three of these, the player who rolled the third is side-lined until the next extended rest.)
04(Everyone in the party gains a large static electric charge.)
- MegaLaughter Effects Post 3 of 7:
- Nope[AProcrastinatingWriter]:
09(The roller gets a pair of Moonshoes. When worn, Moonshoes decrease Stealth bonuses by 3 and increase Acrobatics bonuses by 5. They take one minute to put on or take off. After being taken off three times, the Moonshoes disappear.)
50(The roller may cheat on their next dice roll.)
88(The next time anypony in the party eats something, they are subject to food poisoning.)
94(The party receives a tub of glue (not made of horses, don’t worry). The glue only has two uses, but each use can be as large as a house or small as a matchstick or anything in between. Each use will dry harder than concrete…though only last as long as until it gets wet.)
63(A bulldozer appears from nowhere, an invitation to a grand ball taking place last week attached to the steering wheel (which of course normal bulldozers do not have). Eating the note will send you back one week to said grand ball. You return to the time and place that you ate the note after 24 hours.)
12(The next NPC you talk to starts spewing an endless supply of booze from their mouth, and cannot close their mouth of talk. They do not, however, suffocate or drown.)
45(The sky opens up and aliens invade (precisely two UFOs, but they are advanced, and decidedly invading). The party’s current objective thus shifts rather dramatically (probably). They leave after 1 day. Each time this number is rolled, two more ships show up than last invasion.)
14(The party gains 1000 extra gold each to spend on items the next time they level up. Why? No reason.)
- MegaLaughter Effects Post 4 of 7:
- Sugar Rush:
17(Party loses ability to speak)
28(Party loses 5 hp)
50(Pants Party- caster gains pants, everyone’s invited.)
44(Gala- Checks to gain/lose fame or favor)
39(Party gains temp invincibility)
96(Uncontrollable urge to dance)
15(Caster becomes crystal clear)
74(You get humped)
- MegaLaughter Effects Post 5 of 7:
- Androgyny:
25(Everyone in the party randomly switches their personalities around, Freaky Friday style! Lasts for 10 minutes. Each player controls a different player’s character for the duration.
[Xel: Ghoulish Guise
Jack: Sugar Rush
Lapis: Griffon guy
Fluffy: Mad Nopony
Quietkal: Androgyny
Deonte: Blackberry])
24(Oatmeal? Are you crazy? You become covered in oatmeal.)
54(Love and Tolerate. Target creature now considers you a trusted ally.)
90(Summon Sparkle Sparkle.)
39(You kick back in a sufficiently badass manner. You suddenly feel like ingesting lots of coffee and hardboiled eggs. A number of witty quips and sarcastic one-liners spring to mind, and you keep an eye out for any suspicious-looking dames. You gain 30 Hardboiled Points.)
22(Roll twice and apply both effects.
6]WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! For no reason whatsoever everypony in your party gets double speed for the next ten minutes!
58]You become nauseous. You must succeed a DC 20 endurance check to feel better again. )
90(Summon[ a second] Sparkle Sparkle.)
99(SO CLOSE! Have some real consolation cake. It’s the most delicious cake you’ve ever tasted. Too bad it’s tinged with shame.)
- MegaLaughter Effect Post 6 of 7:
- Nope[Fluffy]:
51(The next utility used in the party is a megaspell.)
100(F.U.N. - Roll on every table at once, and take all results.
[Propeller Hat of Feel Good
~A character of DM’s decision within 7 meters of you finds a beanie hat with a propeller attached to the top. It confers a +2 morale bonus to the finder for the next hour, provided they wear the hat. At the end of the hour, the propeller activates and it flies off into the sky.
A random NPC near the party goes into labor - even if they are not pregnant, or are male.
The sky turns green for d10[9] posts. Everypony currently engaged in something (and able to see the sky) will roll a d4 and will be distracted from doing anything but gawking for a number of posts equal to the result.
Summon a Artillery Friendship Cannon
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! For no reason whatsoever everypony in your party getsdouble[quadruple because second roll] speed for the next ten minutes!
Stinky - A flock of skunks fall in love with you and follow you adamantly.
A swarm of butterflies descends upon a random nearby creature and carries them away to places unknown. At least places unknown within about a kilometre or so, they're not tireless.)
36(Roll again on the previous poster’s Table.[All fashion is set to the late ‘80s. This does not necessarily mean the 1980s.])
53(Tada! It’s gone… - The party becomes completely invisible and magically undetectable for the next 1d4 hours.)
66(That number, tho… - Roll laughter again. If the result is a 6, you must declare that you “lost the game” in character and a puppy somewhere dies. If not...use the re-rolled effect.[I cast flare! ...I EXPLODE! - Pull a Robert. You explode in a pretty (and pretty big) blue fireball setting everything within 50 feet of you on fire.])
43(Roll again on the previous poster’s Table.[For the next post you make in which there is dialogue, you must write your character’s line in Comic Sans. In addition, until your next extended rest, you have a -2 penalty to all Athletics checks.])
48(Oh, hi! Bye! - You and random creature[Sugar Rush] within 4d20[33] feet switch places.)
49(Racial Inequality - Target random creature within 100 feet. For the next day, if they have wings, POOF, they’re now gone. Alternatively, if they don’t have wings, POOF, they now have a pair.)
- MegaLaughter Effects Post 7 of 7(finally!):
- Mad Nopony:
22(The griffon turns into a Mini-Pony, about the size of a skunk, for about ten minutes. (GM’s Choice))
55(Random party member becomes a ghost for the next 1d10 hours. Their body disappears until the end of that time, when it reappears wherever the spirit is. The only way for the ghost to interact with the physical world is with Laughter, and they have infinite uses until they solidify. While they are a ghost, they can turn invisible and fly with maximum maneuverability. For the 10 minutes after they solidify, they are immune to fall damage.)
53(Flash of inspiration! You know how to solve the current problem... And can be seen from orbit by the flash.)
55(Random party member becomes a ghost for the next 1d10 hours. Their body disappears until the end of that time, when it reappears wherever the spirit is. The only way for the ghost to interact with the physical world is with Laughter, and they have infinite uses until they solidify. While they are a ghost, they can turn invisible and fly with maximum maneuverability. For the 10 minutes after they solidify, they are immune to fall damage.)
59(Choose another Laughter Effect that the GM allows, that one is triggered right away.)
77(Choose another Laughter Effect that the GM allows, that one is triggered right away.)
91(Mad Nopony gains an extra free use of Laughter for today, this free use if not spent before the next extended rest.)
10(Roll a d100, then a Laughter Effect from another party member’s table happens. (GM’s choice to whose table)[Next creature to speak becomes high.])
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Re: Non Sequitur: The Campaign
Ghoul shivers at the out-pouring of chaos energy. He looks nervously at the griffon and says, "I don' s'pose..." He trails off as he realizes the griffon has been replaced by Sugar. Ghoul growls a, "Oh. ets you," and turns back to finish his soup.
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Maddie takes a bite out of Sugar's ear. "Mmm... Now where'd that meat-eating Muntant-Lion-Thing go?" She also get's to mulling over what her two wishes to the universe shall be.
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"Ahhhhhhnnnn." Sugar moaned as his ear was bit off. With a body shaking tremble, he collapsed on the floor with a face of pure bliss.
"By Luna's beard that felt goooooooooooood."
"By Luna's beard that felt goooooooooooood."
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Moonseeker, who had just walked into the Inn when Sugar said what he did, glares at him. "Excuse me? What did you just say?"
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Androgyny suddenly stops petting Mr. Scruffles and looks up. The chaos wave and sudden sex change awake his memories causing him to realize just what exactly is going on. "Oh crap. I've been acting like a spoiled little shit for hours. Not good," he says as he stops squeezing Mr. Scruffles and stands up. "Ugh, still a little kid, but at least I'm aware again. So let's see what damage is done. Oh, hey! Cake. That looks delicious. What else. Hmm... for whatever reason I feel like Princess Celestia should now consider me a trusted ally. That sounds useful. What else... Blackberry! Where's Blackberry? Blackberry!"
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Sugar partially ignored Moonseeker as he rubbed against Maddie.
"Just the way she eats me...it makes my body just tingle with excitement. I need more of it."
"Just the way she eats me...it makes my body just tingle with excitement. I need more of it."
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Hearing Luna incoming, Ghoul quickly grabs the rest of the loaf of bread in his mouth and scoots away. If he sees Dandelion, he jerks his head, attempting to silently gesture for Dandy to follow Ghoul.
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"Um... Sugar... Please stop doing that... Sure it might feel nice... But you are totally taking it the wrong way. And reacting in ways that I don't think are fully alright to hear.... I mean we're no where near that close in terms of friends." Maddie responds. "I wish you weren't so pervy..."
(OOC: If both Deonte and Copper agree with this, I'm fine with this being used as a real laughter granted wish thing.... Otherwise she's mostly just saying so in jest not really meaning it to be granted just to be clear.)
(OOC: If both Deonte and Copper agree with this, I'm fine with this being used as a real laughter granted wish thing.... Otherwise she's mostly just saying so in jest not really meaning it to be granted just to be clear.)
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Maddie's wish triggers some lingering chaos inside her, whish suddenly turns Sugar Rush into a foal, and he gains the personality, views, etc., of a foal as well, though he keeps all his memories.
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"Madwy what did you to me?" Sugar started crying out. The newly transformed foal tried hitting the mad pony. "I don't wanna be kid again Madwy. I don't wanna I don't wanna." At this point, Sugar Rush is completely bawling out.
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Mad Nopony just gives Sugar Colt a hug and tries to shhh him quiet and calm. "There there, I didn't mean to do this... Really I am sorry Sugar..."
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"I hated being a foal...." Sugar sighed tears still streaming down his face. "It wasn't the best years of my life...." He sniffed. "I....don't want to.....live through that again." Sugar finished hugging Maddie back noticeably calmer than he was a moment before.
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The mare behind the counter blinks, sighs, and puts milk and cookies on the counter in front of Sugar. She looks at Maddie. "I hope one of you can pay for those."
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Androcolt walks into the inn. "Blackberry! Are you in here? Oh! Well I see you're a colt now too, Sugar," he says with a kind of childish spite in his voice. "Anyway, has anypony seen Blackberry?"
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Mad Nopony mutters to herself as she looks for wherever Sugar Rush keeps his money. "Wish I could sell bits of my candy-body in many different flavors and my Gooy-Friend could was made of soap to help better get monies along with earning my keep here with interest..."
(OOC: Flavor control for Maddie (maybe for Sugar too), somehow able to easily sell bits of herself for payment, along with the Goomy Companion being made of soap allowing it to easier clean up the whole Inn which it is doing as we speak. that's what I'll use for my second wish.)
(OOC: Flavor control for Maddie (maybe for Sugar too), somehow able to easily sell bits of herself for payment, along with the Goomy Companion being made of soap allowing it to easier clean up the whole Inn which it is doing as we speak. that's what I'll use for my second wish.)
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