The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Cainx13 wrote:

"Are you really going to change in the middle of a crowded street?"
"Sure why not"

"there are many things one can do with a parasol"

"I could make a distraction while you tele it"
"Or I could hide it in my armor"

"Aw man, I don't want to have to dress in that."
"There are worst things, you could have been stripped in a prison and forced to pull out your gun."
"Where was it stored?"
"You don't want to know. But boy were they surprised when I pulled out the C4"
"what"

"This is not the first time I've had to wear a dress."

"There will be no flying."
"I teleport"
"shit"

"NUMBER ONE IN THE HOOD, g"

*cracks knuckels* "Relax, it won't hurt as much"

"We are programing you a Dragnuck"
"...what"
*vanishes*

-Fusion

"(X) is a sin."

"Will the explosion put a dent into our rent payments?"

"He's dead. Living things tend to not have their head twisted around like that."

"You don't find ID but you do find a two weeks notice form, dated for 13 days ago with the reason being so he can marry his foalhood sweetheart as well as pictures of presumably his children."

"What's your address?"
"That Street with the Bar."

"I mean, we don't need this particular dead body. Heck, we don't even need a dead body at all, a living one probably works better."

"So, if we can keep him drunk/asleep indefinently, we don't have to ever pay rent!"

"Is that a semi-automatic you're playing bear roulette with?"
"Damn straight!"

"Is that a semi-automatic you're playing bear roulette with?"
"No, it's a grenade launcher"
"How many chambers does that thing have?"
"One."

"Alright, let's play. I'll let you go first, even!"

"Oh well, at least you're almost retired!"
"I think it's a good thing that Tatter isn't here."

"We escalated to crossbows."

"Ok let me just fiddle with this furmogeter..."

"I'm willing to bet that one of them decorated their computer with magnets."

*Racking of various rifle bolts and magazines*
"Wait why are doing that, do you want to initiate combat?"
"No just cocking guns."

"You managed to turn a three enemy encounter into a grapple check and a pair of precision checks."

"So, this is what I'm doing right now: *Youtube Link*"
"Subtle."

"We're technicians."
"Well, we're technicians now..."

"So, would it be possible to get them all to commit suicide?"
"You'd probably be able to take out two in that way, before they accuse you of spying and gang up on you."

"And somewhere, a random employee receives the email."
"And moments later, we hear their screams as they hurtle themselves through the window."

"Gambling is a sin."
"So is murder."
"No, there are a lot of different kinds of murder, but only one kind of gambling."

"Hold'em is the bets kind of poker."
"I thought gambling was a sin?"
"well as you so adequately proved, there are many types of gambling, and Hold'em is not a sin."

"Exactly! So necrophilia IS rape!"
"It came full circle."

"I keep electrocuting him, whilst doing this: *Link*"
"You're going to keep using that, aren't you?"

"I keep electrocuting him."
"You've managed to make him explode. Take 1d8 damage."
"What? How'd that hurt me?"
"He was on fire, remember?"
"Oh right."

"You can see couple ponies pissing in the alley, while being watched by a small dog."

"I'm not sure what people that hire you would think when they see your room stacked with cloud furniture."
"Well, what if it's thundercloud furniture?"
"Why would you even have thundercloud furniture?"
"Because lightning."

"Because Tatter."

"Microwave Zebrican."

"Your offices are on the floor above."
"So they're right above the bar?"

So the beholder is now be holding the Mother of All Beholders as a cheese mom.

Why didn't anybody tell me there was a beholder here?
*smack*

No no, that's end credits music, we need something better. Got any Kefka?

"It appears to you all as the most dangerous thing you can think of, blending creatures as necessary to take on the continence of the most fearsome thing you can think of. What do you all see?"
"I got a tiger-dragon-shark."
"I got a spider-snake."
"I see a chimeric wolf monster with too many parts to identify."
"I see Lux."

"Remember that big parade at the nd of Phantom Menace?"
"Nah, more like the big ceremony at the end of four, A New Hope."
"Actually I was thinking more six, you know?"
"Oh yeah, with the Ewoks?"
"Yeah, less formal more throwing the celebration right there, the ceremonies can come later."
"Is it sad that all our celebration ideas are put in terms of Starwars?"

End of Disk One, please insert Disk Two...

Oh dear, I hope they haven't forgotten about me.

Hey, I'm JUST hydrokinetic right now. And a mad scientist. WHO STARTED AS A GODDAMN NURSE. If I was a DPS in combat, I would be the goddamn Gordon Freeman of Pony Tales!

"I bet you can't lick your nose."

"I challenge you to a beauty contest!"

"He explodes."
"He explodes?"
"Yes, all that's left of him are his feet."

"Yeah, one of them would be unconscious, although he probably drowned in the water, considering..."

"You are certain the target is in the trashcan."
"See, I told you we were going the right way!"

"I also stick a spoon up his nose."

"You just HAD to kill him before he got the money, didn't you?!"

"You're going to bring the next target and their whole entourage next, aren't you?"

"Do any of you have a battery and some car-jacks?"
"Funny that you should mention that..."

"When you get back to Luna, tell her I'm really sorry about that one dream, ok?"

"On one hand, this is going to be awesome. On the other, it's going to be a logistics nightmare..."

"I just realized, this is the first time I'veworked together with someone in combat, ever."

Stairc -Dan Felder wrote:"I'll stealth from the lava!"

“It runs on Plotnium”
“so it runs on asses?”

“what is with you and your killing style?”
“yhea, that’s funny coming from you”

“I just rambled about something for a bit”
“So I missed nothing”

“his turn is not a democracy”
“Unless he’s a drone”

“like dispensing condoms from the wall”

Z2 wrote:TOO LATE, THE TRAIN DONE BEEN SUPLEXED

Whiteeyes wrote:Yeah, why beets?

Also bumping a bit so we can hit page nine and I can explain my big block of quotes. Also:

I will blow rage if I have to so I don't hit a kobold!

- 4E

"It's a pie, it's a food... What roll would you have to use when you're looking for food? Streetwise. Also, because it's plain pork."

"You can see the suffering in his unblinking eyes. You can almost... ALMOST... See tears fall down his face as his life leaves him. His heart cannot beat. His lungs cannot breathe. He is dying in the cruelest of ways."
"Alright, next time, we're not using on living beings."

"Can I just give myself to the enemy? They'll kill me quicker."

"Besides, you've got a kill count now. Rejoice!"
"That was eerily in character..."

"Now I've got a killcount!"
"Everyone, killcounts for all!"

"Flashpoint, why not set Dave on fire? It might be interesting to see how combustion interacts with immovability."
"Yeah, if I had a magic point, I'd cut him with my razor blades. But I don't."

"I'll let him use it to turn corpses into food and let him dispose of them that way, so long as he makes something suitably fancy out of it, like seacap sashimi, only not that, because these are griffons."

"I ask him if he's willing to work as a professional actor."
"You can see Dave reaching for his crossbow and he tries to shoot you."

"Technically, it's not cannibalism."

"Let's just say... full health and I'll have you have a surreal dream where you'll fight a spiteful salmonela virus."
"I should have cooked him first."

Zarhon wrote:Whoops, I forgot to post context for these...

"It's a pie, it's a food... What roll would you have to use when you're looking for food? Streetwise. Also, because it's plain pork."

Can't quite remember the context, but I believe the response to a query on how to find something food-related.