Re: The "OUT OF CONTEXT" game quotes.

Copper Rose Wed Sep 11, 2013 1:09 pm

[00:01:41] Paper Shadow: Thinking dirty sexy thoughts all the time and hope for the best?

That's all I've got.

**Lapis-Lazily** Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:39 am

"You'll never take me alive coppers! Heheheheheh. Just kidding, I just always wanted to say that."

"Arrrr, I be a pirate dog. Follow me to treasure!"

Suddenly, a pirate dog comes by dragging along several followers.
"Yohoho and a bottle of... something, I forget. Anyway, treasure this way!"

"Hello everyone!" Says runeheart, jumping to the nearest harem girl and stabbing her repeatedly in the throat with his horn, "How are you all doing today? I'm doing great!"

"Ladies..." Sugar says with sexy tone."The first one to find out the sex of this creature before gets to have me for the whole night. And feel free to use whatever force is necessary."

-Infinite Laughter campaign

Z2 Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:34 pm

He wields the power of emo.

Copper Rose Sat Sep 21, 2013 1:04 am

[20:59:08] Pingcode: Pony health and safety regulations have etchings around the middle to make it break cleanly :V

-Infinite Laughter chat quote

Whiteeyes Sun Sep 22, 2013 5:27 pm

The cleric is going to kill us!

Ladies, I have an idea.
One downfall of Denmark later....

I don't think I have enough room for him in my pants.

Quick to the ass!!!

I am sorry for calling on you so much but I bee phpphhhhh phhhhh plbbbb plbbbb...
I'm assuming you don't say this in character.
Of course not!

You are in an ancient yuanti pyramid to kill a litch, an unknown powerful undead, and aquire a cheesecake recepie in order to complete a deal with the God of Hobos to reclaim the two souls you accidentally sent outside of reality when you blew up that mystical obelisk in that graveyard that was being used to summon devils with that beholder core.

All hail the mystical potato! Holy be his starch!

**Stairc -Dan Felder** Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:17 pm

"Suddenly Grandmas are very cost-effective."
-Ian

Demonu Sat Sep 28, 2013 3:34 pm

Rolling Perspective to see what titles there are: 24

The titles you see are: Friendship is Magic 1 and 2, Applebuck Season, Griffon the Brush-Off, Look Before You Sleep, Bridle Gossip, The Swarm of the Century, Winter Wrap Up, Call of the Cutie, Fall Weather Friends, Suited for Succes, Feeling Pinkie Keen, Sonic Rainboom, A Dog and Pony Show, Over a Barrel, The Cutie Mark Chronicles, Party of One, The Best Night Ever, Lesson Zero, Luna Eclipsed, Sisterhooves Special, The Mysterious Mare Do Well, Sweet and Elite, Secret of My Excess, Family Appreciation Day, Baby Cakes, Hearth's Warming Eve, The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000, Hearts and Hooves Day, A Friend in Deed, Putting Your Hoof Down, It's About Time, Hurricane Fluttershy, Ponyville Confidential, A Canterlot Wedding 1 and 2, Too Many Pinkie Pies, One Bad Apple, Sleepless in Ponyville, Wonderbolts Academy, Apple Family Reunion, Games Ponies Play, The Princess's Student, Princess of the Night, Manehatten Undercover, Royal Love, Batponies bite, Changeling Desires, Sleepover 101, Charity and Applesack go to the Movies, The Unicorn Masseuse, Griffon Hunters, Spa day, A Hearthswarming Tail, Celestia's School for Gifted Unicorns, Magical Winterland Adventure, Late Night Study, Nightmares Night, Twilight Sparkle's Special Friend, Tugging on Heartstrings and Luna's Dreamwalks.

- Shadow Walkers

Whiteeyes Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:14 pm

Whiteeyes wrote:
Thank goodness I stole that guys pants!
So, nobody else see's flying cheese with their mothers face? Just me?
Congratulations. Your psychic attack attack causes the gibbering mouther's brain to explode. I don't even want to kow what thoughts you used that could make a gibbering mother's head explode.
- 4E

Right, I'm actually behind on explaining these, time to play catchup.

1: The cleric is referring to a set of pants of holding she stole off of a temporary party member thief. It doesn't have pockets. Big Smiles, Sweetie

2: Our Feypact warlock learning just what "the price is your sanity" means when a DM actually cares about stuff like this.

3: The explanation is that since Feypact warlocks are insane, their numerous psychic attacks are literally shooting their insanity at their enemy, so they need to kill people to be sane.

**Lapis-Lazily** Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:05 am

"Ian, please. If I win, I have to assist him in killing one of you. If I lose, he just kills all of you. Its not as bad as you think."

"He's a pretty cool guy."
"HE SENT MY DAUGHTER ON A BOAT TO DEATH ISLAND!"

"How could you do this to us? We shook hands!"

-Ravenshadow

Hayatecooper Sat Oct 05, 2013 12:06 pm

Pegasus are basically the.. um.. cuddlers of the air.
Honestly?
The white stuff?
Not snow
Cloudsdale beds are full of holes

-Shadow walkers

Whiteeyes Sun Oct 06, 2013 9:22 pm

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my amazing mustache!

Yogi Bear is more intimidating than you!

Drop it drop I drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it drop it!

I feel magically inadequate.

I have a brilliant plan.
Shit.

Doc pseudopolis Thu Oct 10, 2013 8:23 am

"With the element of magic I can summon my Roomba, give it +12 strength and have it pull the rebar out."
*Long Beat, then facepalm.*
"Haha, you just headdesked didn't you?"

"I have an idea, if I destroy the roomba will it's parts disappear after 5 minutes?"
"Yes."
"Damn."
"So no Roomba legbrace."

"I'll love it
And hug it
and take it for walks
And let it kill people every other tuesday."

War of the Assassins solo session

Ikari Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:26 am

not from a game I've done on here

"Page?"
"Yeah?"
"I'm going to give you something to complain about *kicks out window*

and the ever favorite.

"Gentlecolts! We might not change history, but let's change some geography!! CHARGE!!!!"

**Stairc -Dan Felder** Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:24 am

"TELL ME OR I'LL SHOVE MORE GOLD COINS INTO YOU!"
-Ian

Whiteeyes Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:10 pm

"Adiquecy achieved. Nice wood."
"Thanks."

"Ah, the defense strategy of the noble ostrich, or the liberal politician."

"You are one of the most despicable human beings to have ever existed. I'm glad you're on our side."
"Thanks."

"Once you go blue, nothing else will do."

"So you're saying that my Jewish Dwarf Cyborg found the Holy Grail?"

"I will have my revenge okra destroyer!"

"He's more deviant than I could handle."
"My God, what sort of thing have we found?"

"This is going to become a petty feud between us isn't it?"
"Become?"

"Boingy Boingy Boingy Boingy!"

- Shadow Run, the not shooting things edition

**Stairc -Dan Felder** Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:00 pm

[6:57:46 PM] Kindulas: "Ravenshadow may take place on a nightmarish island where every minute is spent fighting for our lives against the sadistic forces of darkness or a tyrannical empire, sure, but is it as dark as Dan's My Little Pony campaign?"

[6:58:45 PM] Ian: no

[6:58:59 PM |Ian: My Little Pony was darker

**Lapis-Lazily** Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:08 pm

"I memory to mist myself!"

"So I won't let him hit me."
"That's what a lot of people say before they get hit."

"Are you flipping me off with my own finger?"

"Well don't worry, it says on your back he'll be back for you."

"That's what happens sometimes when you noun a verb."

"Father Ivan just wiped the floor with our asses."

"Your girlfriend's a wolf, let's go!"

"Ian is a piggy bank."

"There was a readily available deus ex machina when I did that. Do you see a deus ex machina anywhere?"

"It could be worse. Your mother could be dead and trying to kill you."

-Ravenshadow

**Stairc -Dan Felder** Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:10 pm

"Obviously we must impregnate Belorin with demon babies from the 6th dimension!"

-Ravenshadow

**LoganAura** Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:52 pm

Stairc -Dan Felder wrote:
[6:57:46 PM] Kindulas: "Ravenshadow may take place on a nightmarish island where every minute is spent fighting for our lives against the sadistic forces of darkness or a tyrannical empire, sure, but is it as dark as Dan's My Little Pony campaign?"

[6:58:45 PM] Ian: no

[6:58:59 PM |Ian: My Little Pony was darker

Honestly, I can't wait to give the context here xD

Now for a note... Hm....

Devil Survivor: Equestria, Paraphrased.

"I use Advanced Ponykinesis to lift them up!"
"Great, you're about to die."
"I... Use it's witchcraft to make plant armor off the vines on my leg!"
".... All right then. Roll."
"NAT 20."
"Good news and bad news. Good news! You're not dead. Bad news, you're down 30 HP."

Z2 Sat Nov 02, 2013 12:07 pm

Now is the time for the +5 on the throw from the crit from the heal on the turn of the character who fell from the ongoing from the multitarget... from the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.

Cats cats cats cats!
Cats cats cats?
CAAAAATS!

Whiteeyes Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:04 pm

It's paper! Paper doesn't bleed!
Like hell it doesn't.

I can do that.
Oh good, I wouldn't want you to explode.

DM: It's casual reality Thursday.
PC: Right so they bring in the body.
DM: What?!

**LoganAura** Sun Nov 03, 2013 11:36 pm

Cainx13 wrote:
“It can resist the effect”
“so if we skin it can we get the resistence?”
“no, it’s part of the biology.”
“so if we bathe in it’s guts can we get the effect?”
“no”

There was a manticore that lived in a place with some sort of attrition effect on the party members. This was our logical course of action when we asked our DM, Zee, how it survived.

“There is a spot under it’s tail to stun it for a bit.”
“so we poke it’s ass to stun it?”

I don't even remember, but probably talking about the manticore or another creature.

“the door looks it like it’s mythril”
“so it’s worth money”
“If you can move it”
“So we break the wall and haul the door out.”

Cain's response to learning about the door.

“OOC: So Twinkies will survive a nuke”

Yeah, there were twinkies in a fall-out based area.

You just got burned on that idea

One of us got caught on fire. Or something,

‘he’s a bad ass’
*pause*
‘didn’t mean that pun’

Donkey Character.

‘trauma conga line time’
‘it’s pretty much the orgasm of combat.’

-T3[/quote]
One of the other T-3ers could xplain the last two.

Copper Rose Tue Nov 05, 2013 3:46 am

Mertropolis chat (DM Ramsus) wrote:[22:33:37] Saeiu: Floe could be called Paper Shadow
[22:33:59] Paper Shadow: That's a dumb name
[22:34:47] Saeiu: or she could be called Ramsus
[22:35:09] Paper Shadow: Where are you getting these names from?
[22:35:25] Saeiu: conanthepie
[22:35:51] Paper Shadow: Tell him he is bad at names and he should feel bad (at names)

Web Warriors (DM Lapis-Lazily) wrote:
Linear Analysis wrote:Are we really having a bonding moment while we're turned into bunnies? Really? This is almost as bad as that Yoohoo and Friends prank.
Zarhon wrote:"What the hay is a memory shard? Is that another Internet thing?"

Some of these are ponified by Ponify app, so perhaps not perfect quotes, but pretty much direct quotes.

Whiteeyes Sun Nov 24, 2013 11:05 pm

We're going to need a bigger bread.

Cainx13 Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:13 pm

Yhea, most of those are right Logan. The Manticore was the ass poke, and the last 2 were a unintentional pun about a donkey character and the final one was we had built up to this massive attack with many rolls and could be considered the climax of the combat.

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