Corrupted Wish Game.

You have money because your family are selling orphans as cheap food/labor.

I wish had all the powers Of Jack Rankan

Granted: But you took them all from the guy himself. And he knows... So watch your back.

I wish my family's money troubles weren't solved in such a gory way... But like something the MLP Ponies would be proud of.

Alright you get the money in a pleasnt way but Discord turns it all into candy.

I wish I had a cute robot girl to help me out with daily life.

Granted. She takes care of your daily life- by doing all of it for you. She doesn't let you do anything without stopping you. Your life is now meaningless...

I wish I had all the powers of Q/Discord

You have all the powers of both combained but you have to spend all day every day with Wesley Crusher.

I wish I was as great as Kirik.

Granted, but its only because of how valiantly you died.

I wish for the next wish to be granted without corruption.

Granted my wish is just fine.

I wish that everyone would stop wishing for wishes to not be corrupted.

Error 404: Wish not found

I wish I didn't have to study for midterms.

you get hit by a car, so no test.

I wish I was a centaur

And you become one, only it's the fallout kind of grotesquely mutated brain dead human, rather than a half human half horse creature.

I wish I could teleport at will.

you can telport but only to the moon, and unlike Luna you can't breathe there.

I wish I was the normal kind of centaur.

Granted, you now go to Centaurus High School in Lafayette, Colorado.

I wish everyone knew how to use chopsticks for eating.

Granted, everyone now knows, but still nobody does so because it's meh.

I wish all the students, teachers, and visitors of Centaurus High School would turn into MLP style Centaurs and nobody finds this odd, along with stuff the new Centaurs own changes to better fit their new bodies.

Granted, but they all mysteriously disappear because centaurs don't exist.

I wish that you could actually burn water.

Granted: You somehow preform this action... Which it's paradoxical effect kills you in a magical explosion of magic just appearing in your world. Doing who knows what to everything...

I wish Centaurs of many different types existed and lived with humans on earth.

They did. Over thousands of years of war and prosecution their numbers slowly diminished and then the last ones where killed at the height of the second world war.

I wish that everyone knew what sound the fox makes.

Granted, but people continue to listen to the song, regardless of the lyrics.

I wish I had one of those domesticated foxes.

You do but it costs a lot of money, acts exactly like a dog of similar size, and is secretly a Russian spy.

I wish for change in the Russian political system.

Granted, they become an anarchy.

I wish humans weren't so fucked up!

granted everyone is super boring.

I wish I was a naga

Granted: Your a naga... But you need to eat childen in order to live.

I wish Centaurs didn't die out in world war two because they were able to breed with humans, and get fertile offspring somehow...

Alright but Rule 34 leads to things that should not be spoken of here.

I wish I didn't need to eat children

Granted: You just need to eat some live animals every now (any animal will do) and it's more of a mental issue then a biological one. But you also find yourself being treated as more of an animal or pet then a person...

I wish, for something silly to happen in my life.

your hand turn into monkeys.

i wish that my owner was a sexy woman.

Granted: She looks like everythin you'd want. But she treats you like dirt...

I wish for myself to be a magical centaur wizard.