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Re: Take these broken wings and learn to fly: S4 Pony Discussion (Screened episodes only)
Maud Pie!
Commentary!
Highlights!
- YATATATATATATATATATATA!
- Earth ponies confirmed for ubermare race.
- Maud Pie is the textbook definition of comically serious. She's pretty blunt about things, and has a hard fixation on rocks.
- Rocktorates and rock science are apparently a thing.
- More pets, and a brand new addition to the pet roster!
- Pinkie Pie has "pink mist" powers.
Commentary!
- Maud Pie:
- - Weird colors!
- Do roosters in Equestria stay asleep until Celestia raises the sun, or do they have a 'fixed' time to do their cock-a-doodle-doos?
- She's in science gear, run whilst you can!
- Get in there' ho's!
- Nobody likes Rainbow Dash.
- Let me guess, it's made of rocks.
- Pinkie Pie, how are you not diabetic/dead by now.
- You've really let yourself go, Dash.
- Is she fattening them up for nefarious purposes?
- Pinkie Pie is an abyss.
- "You will enjoy rock candy until it kills you."
- Pinkie is excite.
- Yoshi's storybook flashback!
- "And that's how my sister suddenly popped into existence from a bleak void of non-existence. Just like Shining Armor!"
- Such secret, much surprise.
- Speed-drawing, another hidden skill.
- Welcome to the conversation, Rainbow Dash.
- "It's only mildly radioactive!"
- Rocktorates. Rock science. The puns, they burn.
- NONE SHALL ESCAPE THE FRIENDSHIP!
- "The hug is mandatory."
- Rainbow Dash does not want.
- GTFO!
- Rarity, you shame the giant hat community.
- Well that's a suspiciously specific shot of that rock falling into the basket.
- "We're all naked so you'll stand out like a sore thumb."
- Scrunchy face improves the pony.
- Anticipation!
- You could taste the 'beat'.
- Awkward silence.
- First impressions 101.
- Maud is not amused.
- "My soul is an abyss blacker than that of Pinkie's stomach."
- Yeah, RARITY. Such a dumb pony.
- Incoming obvious rock joke.
- She said, as ominous music is played in the background.
- Boulder needs his calories.
- Fucks given: Zero.
- Waaaay more intense.
- Rarity's hat ruins all the things.
- "My fun gives me super strength!"
- Rainbow, why are you in that rock pile, you look silly.
- Best troll.
- The pet brigade is not amused.
- She mad.
- She so mad.
- Yes, I'm sure you've figured her out before the half-way point of the episode.
- Rarity, don't laugh at the socially challenged.
- Why does she have a dish towel in her boutique?
- "The fashion police will brutalize me for this transgression."
- Hummm!
- NOPENOPENOP-Oh how nice of it. Wait, that thing has more than 8 eyes. NOPENOPENOPE-
- "The rocks are forever."
- Incoming literary extravaganza.
- I can't tell if it's purposefully terrible poetry, or a hidden literary gem (like a haiku, or iambic pentameter...).
- "Just like FimFiction."
- Pinkie Pie re-defines "pink mist".
- Oh Maud, you socially challenged violent psychopath, you.
- "Accept this sacrifice, dark lords."
- Don't chug the booze, Pinkie.
- Maud knows her booze.
- Rock toss!
- All hail the glorious master pony race.
- "Do not tempt me again, Rainbow-colored mortal."
- Maud confirmed for not Charlie Sheen.
- Awkward mode, go!
- "We fear for our lives in her vicinity."
- The obvious answer would be to gain 200 pounds in weight.
- Rainbow likes rocks now too. Rock on.
- Easy, you've been playing Dwarf Fortress.
- Those are the kind of words the prelude horrific assimiliation and/or absorption into a hive-mind.
- "The ride never ends!"
- Somepony's been watching Star Trek. And Allo' Allo'.
- Disgusting slides!
- Glitter!
- Book forts!
- Gambling!
- Competitive eating!
- Boring racing!
- Obvious death trap! How did she even build it?
- Why aren't the others helping? Take your pick:
a) They know Pinkie Pie is immortal.
b) They're dumb as rocks.
c) They yearn for freedom from the Pink One.
- Rock pony to the rescue!
- German efficiency!
- YATATATATATATATATATATA!
- GLORIOUS UBERMARE SUPREMACY!
- She broke Rainbow Dash.
- She's so blunt.
- Maud only moves mountains on Mondays.
- "We're all barely restrained psychopaths!"
- "We come bearing tribute. Now release our families."
- Moral of the episode: unite in glory of the Pink One.
- Morals given: Zero.
- Smile and nod.
- Welcome to Flintstones train station.
- "Oh gee, rocks. What a surprise."
- Rainbow, way to be an attention horse.
- Dammit episode, you were *that* close to avoiding innuendo jokes, and then you pull stuff like this at the last second.
Highlights!
- YATATATATATATATATATATA!
- Earth ponies confirmed for ubermare race.
- Maud Pie is the textbook definition of comically serious. She's pretty blunt about things, and has a hard fixation on rocks.
- Rocktorates and rock science are apparently a thing.
- More pets, and a brand new addition to the pet roster!
- Pinkie Pie has "pink mist" powers.
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Maud is best pony.
I nitpick I could see. If Rarity wanted to bond with Maud, they should've probably talked Geology, not Fashion. Rarity is a gem hunter, after all.
I nitpick I could see. If Rarity wanted to bond with Maud, they should've probably talked Geology, not Fashion. Rarity is a gem hunter, after all.
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For Whom The Sweetie Bells Toils
Good episode, though nothing stood out.
Pros: Princess Luna appears.
Cons: Nothing in particular.
Good episode, though nothing stood out.
Pros: Princess Luna appears.
Cons: Nothing in particular.
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For Whom the Sweetie Belle Tolls
Commentary!
My thoughts:
- Luna makes one hell of a shrink/employment interviewer/NSA agent.
- Even younger Sweetie Belle! Age 5 is now a thing.
- Sweetie Belle sort devolves into Diamond Tiara-level bratty behavior. The worst thing about this is that it's completely realistic. I dislike it, but can't really argue against it.
- Rarity is one disaster away from snapping like a twig.
- Dreams be trippy.
- Dolphins!
- RageBelle is adorable.
Commentary!
- For Whom the Sweetie Belle tolls:
- - Best pony house!
- Dammit Rarity, stop forcing me to check the transcripts for your imaginary fashion words.
- When in doubt, child labor.
- Inept child labor.
- "This is far more important than those three-four times we saved the world."
- Wait, Sweetie Belle made something? With fabric?
- Blush!
- Guild trip, activate!
- Yep, those are Sweetie Belle originals.
- Hyper much, Cheerilee?
- YOU DUN GOOFED SQUEAKY PONY!
- What's Sweetie Belle making, "Springtime for Hitler"?
- Fashion to the rescue!
- That's a silly hat, Scootaloo.
- Anyone who's a literary buff will cringe at those lines.
- Restraining clothes leg kicks! My heart!
- Most gracious ditz!
- Most modest Jesus pony!
- Most sassy class!
- Rarity can guilt trip too, you know.
- Awkward silence/murmuring, activate.
- "I can only remember things if frilly dresses are involved."
- Angry Belle: The beginning.
- Adorable angry Belle: The squeakening.
- That hat looks like it belongs in a museum. Or would curse you for wearing it.
- Rarity, it's probably a bad idea to put stitches on something while it's being worn by somepony else.
- Especially if it's on your friggin forehead.
- It's called a POS.
- Sweetie Belle is not amused.
- Sweetie Belle is in full teen angst mode.
- Oh snap, her voice! She's turning into Diamond Tiara!
- Rarity be missing the point.
- Sweetie Belle logic > all other logic
- "You had a birthday?"
- YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
- Ignorance is bliss, apparently.
- "No Sweetie Belle, that's blood. I'll call the ambulance."
- Die, pillow, die!
- Sweetie Belle, wut are you doin.
- Sweetie Belle, staph.
- Don't stare at me like that.
- God is a paparazzi, apparently.
- Leonardo gets snubbed yet again.
- Sweetie Belle, you be tripping.
- Wilhelm scream!
- Leonardo dreams this every night.
- Nightmarity: The movie, as directed by Cloud Kicker.
- And then Rarity makes true on her promise to DESTROY HER.
- Deus Ex Machina, activate!
- Suddenly, best princess.
- "Actually, you're just high as a kite."
- "Except on FimFiction. Bitch got nothing on me there."
- And then she breaks her neck on the stairs.
- Backstory!
- Cosmetics: The worlds #1 method of humiliating yourself. Available for all ages and genders.
- Perfect what? Disaster? Storm?
- She did you a favor, really.
- Context mode, activate!
- "Accept this sacrifice, children."
- Moral, get!
- MAJESTIC PRINCESS STRUT!
- So long, and thanks for all the fish.
- Rarity has OCD. What a surprise.
- "I feel so negative."
- "It's Christmas carol time, bitch!"
- Sweetie Belle confirmed for changeling!
- Can't make those blood sacrifices without proper headwear.
- Sapphire Shore sounds like a sassy black woman.
- [insert Attack on Titans joke here]
- Yup, Sapphire Shore turned into Whoopi Goldberg.
- First came the OCD. Then the cats.
- How has Equestria not succumbed to villainy yet, consider how stupidly easy it is to mentally break the Mane Six?
- Welp, the world is doomed. Thanks, Sweetie Belle.
- The train company must be making a mint off of these pony emergency trips.
- Fandoms!
- Scootaloo hates Rarity.
- "How dare you not like what we like!"
- Pictured: Rarity clopping.
- Fucks given: Classified.
- "I also have to have an amazing voice."
- Brimming with sass.
- Chicken shenanigans.
- Those tails are rather prehensile.
- And then they crash through the window, earning themselves a painful trip to the hospital. Alternately, the hit the window and fall down a story, breaking their bones.
- Flee from the fashionista!
- Apparently, Rarity forgot she can use magic in this chase scene.
- "Sup'."
- Surprisingly, the fate of their world does hinge on this job.
- BETRAYAAAAL!
- It's a hat, Rarity.
- Spirit animals? Yup, it's Whoopi alright.
- This episode sponsored by the NSA.
My thoughts:
- Luna makes one hell of a shrink/employment interviewer/NSA agent.
- Even younger Sweetie Belle! Age 5 is now a thing.
- Sweetie Belle sort devolves into Diamond Tiara-level bratty behavior. The worst thing about this is that it's completely realistic. I dislike it, but can't really argue against it.
- Rarity is one disaster away from snapping like a twig.
- Dreams be trippy.
- Dolphins!
- RageBelle is adorable.
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New episode!
Leap of Faith
Highlights
- Predictable plot (not that the recent EW clip which spoiled the entire plot didn't help with that).
- Excellent (if predictable) moral.
- Song isn't very memorable, but is still pretty amusing.
- Flim & Flam get away without karma / being torn apart by a mob of freaks. Oh well!
- Equestria confirmed for many colorful, horrible, disgusting diseases, genetic disorders, and invalids/cripples! The fanfic writers will be all over this episode.
- Cherry Berry and Coco Crusoe now suddenly have genetic disorders now. For some reason.
- All those cartoon injuries seem to have finally caught up with all the Ponyville residents. Not even Carrot Top is safe.
- I'm amazed how this episode managed to get past without any censor hijinks, considering how many sensitive medical disorders are referenced.
- Granny Smith confirmed for silly pony ancestor and aged badflank.
- AJ confirmed for future Scrooge McPony. And she got her rainbow thing. Also predictable (again, the clip had its fingers in it too). Now lets just hope she doesn't accidentally use it as intended (to buy something) and screw everypony over later when it's time to save the world.
- Derpy! Also, Lyra being extremely silly. Many yays.
- Silver Shill... I'm not sure what exactly it is about him, but he's extremely unlikable. Probably the glasses.
Commentary, as usual
Bonus purdy pictures!
Leap of Faith
Highlights
- Predictable plot (not that the recent EW clip which spoiled the entire plot didn't help with that).
- Excellent (if predictable) moral.
- Song isn't very memorable, but is still pretty amusing.
- Flim & Flam get away without karma / being torn apart by a mob of freaks. Oh well!
- Equestria confirmed for many colorful, horrible, disgusting diseases, genetic disorders, and invalids/cripples! The fanfic writers will be all over this episode.
- Cherry Berry and Coco Crusoe now suddenly have genetic disorders now. For some reason.
- All those cartoon injuries seem to have finally caught up with all the Ponyville residents. Not even Carrot Top is safe.
- I'm amazed how this episode managed to get past without any censor hijinks, considering how many sensitive medical disorders are referenced.
- Granny Smith confirmed for silly pony ancestor and aged badflank.
- AJ confirmed for future Scrooge McPony. And she got her rainbow thing. Also predictable (again, the clip had its fingers in it too). Now lets just hope she doesn't accidentally use it as intended (to buy something) and screw everypony over later when it's time to save the world.
- Derpy! Also, Lyra being extremely silly. Many yays.
- Silver Shill... I'm not sure what exactly it is about him, but he's extremely unlikable. Probably the glasses.
Commentary, as usual
- Leap of Faith:
- - Big Mac is a dork. And AJ will sooner drown than abandon her hat.
- Let's mock the elderly again!
- "Allow me to recount my past in sepia tone!"
- Aquaponies! Still cooler than Aquaman!
- Apparently, granny Smith is a badflank in both senses of the word.
- Granny Smith speaks the unfortunate truth on the elderly.
- Troll Mac!
- "If that was a real shark, you'd be dead now."
- And then Applebloom never got her high-diving cutie mark, remaining a blank flank forever.
- You'd have thought the CMC have tried high-diving by now already.
- "Don't mind us, we're just cripples, passing through."
- Okay, how exactly did this congregation of the sick/hurt figure out where they need to congregate?
- "Curiosity killed MAH PARENTS!"
- Pony clones! Pony clones everywhere!
- Oh it's those two again.
- Doctor Whooves doesn't even know.
- What are you, a dictionary?
- Song! The evil kind!
- Somewhere, a germophobiac or hypochondriac is choking.
- It's like Equestria is full of horrifying monsters and unsafe geography/architecture.
- And then Flim & Flam get sued for worsening/causing a number of bone fractures.
- "My mane is parasprites. Your arguments are invalid."
- Why are they making a case out of it being magical when they're freaking unicorns?
- That pony looks terrible. And I'm not talking about his injuries. Especially those glasses.
- Something fishy about the pair of scammers? Get out.
- Mass song hysteria time!
- It's a bottle, not a jar.
- Jeebus Dr Whooves what's wrong with your hoof?
- Ewwww.
- This needs no caption. Note the boot cutie mark.
- Apparently, those two background ponies can turn into cripples when the plot demands it.
- Judging by all those diseases/genetic conditions, and their apparent lack in the show so far, one can only assume that Equestria culls their diseased.
- That's not exactly something you'd want to advertise. Unless it's a side-effect, in which case, very clever.
- Why include an inception horn?
- The apples use a whole apple as bait for rod-fishing. What kind of fish eats apples, and why would the apples try to catch it? Are they trying to catch piranhas?
- Applebloom killed her pet rock!
- "WE'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE PIRANHAS', YA'LL!"
- Granny Smith gives no bucks. And Big Mac just lost his collar thing.
- One tree-murder later, still no bucks to give.
- ACTION SLIDE!
- Forget her hips, look at her outfit! It's Strawberry Shortcake!
- She could go into advertising.
- And then everyone cringes.
- It's a sad day when your grandma flays her flanks at you.
- STEALTH MISSION, ACTIVATE!
- Welp, there goes any mystery of the plot.
- Cripes you dumb Apples he's even named Shill. How do you not see this from a mile away?
- Somepony's getting their legs broken. For real this time. Nopony messes with the Apple "family" on their home turf.
- SMOKE BOMB ESCAPE!
- Shill is apparently a master at the art of ninja hiding.
- Flim & Flam know how to make a smug face you want to punch.
- "She could go high-diving, as an example that most certainly won't happen and hasn't been foreshadowed earlier!"
- How do they know all of this Apple family history?
- Technically, that *is* a healthy drink. Just not a cure-all.
- MORAL EVENT HORIZON!
- Elderly skills!
- How is Granny Smith, of all ponies, not able to recognize apple juice when she tastes it?!
- "Tart-turnover" is not something that anyone should ever have a reason to say.
- Tonic: It's totally not drugs!
- Yes, do a technical truth to the leper pony. This is totally not morally questionable.
- Worst pony.
- Derpy!
- Lyra does not approve. She's been around Bon-Bon too long.
- Derpy!
- LIKE GRACEFUL SEAPONIES!
- Lyra what are you doing over there at the tonic stand, get back to the judge panel.
- Oh Lyra, you silly horse.
- Clever aquabats advertisement there, Hub. Real subtle.
- Yes, Granny Smith, advertise the fact you won an athletic competition with performance-boosting substances.
- "YA'ALLS LEGS ARE GETTING SO BROKEN!"
- I think the Hub got itself confused with how morals work.
- "She also mentioned something about 'blaze of glory', 'end this cruel comedic existence', and 'commit suicide'."
- Welp, there goes another Apple. It's like Mayflies with them, isn't it?
- Good thing there's a convenient rope! Not that AJ needs it, because she always has rope. Always.
- And then she invents bungee jumping.
- That's a very specific color for a water-pail.
- "Now excuse me whilst I slide down this giant tower with nothing to break my fall but my hooves."
- "It's full of colors, ya'all!"
- Double gasp combo!
- Real morals time!
- Placebo powers!
- Sorry Shill, you're still obnoxious, even if you are morally correct now.
- And then AJ becomes Scrooge McPony. Try not to get sued by Disney!
- If those things were a bit each, the Flim Flam brothers were operating at a loss. Those bottles and materials almost certainly cost more combined than a single bit.
- They legged it, like true businessponies.
- Written morals time! Mouth-writing seems so simple.
- And then AJ accidentally buys something with her key, and the world is doomed when she needs it later.
Bonus purdy pictures!
- Looks like Suri caught up with Coco...:
- Invisible stallion, parasprite mare. They fight crime.:
- Adorable loop!:
- High-res clopping!:
- Bowling is bad for you.:
- Science!:
- Lyra gags!:
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Testing, Testing, 1,2,3
After having seen this, someone needs to shop Rainbow Dash into this clip.
After having seen this, someone needs to shop Rainbow Dash into this clip.
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She seems to match Shawn Spencer more, if you ask me. Same lack of seriousness, similar occupational limitations, same seriousCardbo wrote:After having seen this, someone needs to shop Rainbow Dash into this clip.
Anyway, highlights!
- Chair-Dashie is the best thing.
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- 'Eagle Eye' ability is canon-approved!
- Rap references, including 'Don't copy that floppy' and VHS tape format! Ah, memories.
- A nod to Twilight's increase in height!
- Real-life studying methods and educational relevance!
- Dash being generally adorable!
- Rarity being the butt-monkey of the episode!
Have some commentaries.
- Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3:
- - Opening off with best pony.
- No studying for you.
- Twilight's OCD prevents her from having friends with sub-par grades.
- Ha! I already know what lackadaisical means! No learning things for me this time, show!
- Rainbow Dash has the awareness perk. And no fucks to give.
- Frustrated exposition!
- The 357th most important test of your life is always the kicker.
- Twilight: Element of dishonesty.
- RD knows where this is going.
- Studylust, engage!
- "If I had digits, I'd be doing air-quotes right now."
- Too cool for school.
- Books!
- The Ludovico technique, perhaps?
- Keep your fetishes out of the classroom, Twilight.
- Magic markers! Now with more magic.
- Wow, it took four seasons for the "wheat & chaff" analogy to be made.
- Not shown: The brutal beating RD received for ruining Twilight's book.
- Oh really?
- Purple Smart is not amused.
- Dammit blue horse, stop being adorable.
- Apparently, RD can break reality when bored/hungry.
- RD plays soccer in this universe as well, it seems. Also, soccer exists as a thing.
- This ain't a book report, Dash.
- Oh boy canon history time!
- "The crystal ponies are scrubs and don't count."
- Twilight is apparently deaf.
- Noooo Dashie stop being adorable, we're trying to pay attention to the canon history!
- Double mythology reference! Both the pre-gen4 pony, and the Faust deviantart account!
- Owlowiscious, your feet look really weird.
- Physical violence: A tried and true teaching method.
- "I've had enough of your bullshit, Gamzee."
- RD has no regrets.
- RD, that was terrible. Bad pony.
- It came from the grassy knoll!
- Attempted murder!
- Twilight is channeling every teacher. All of them.
- RD is channeling every obnoxious student. All of them.
- Pop quizzes are a lot more threatening when your teacher can make things explode with her mind.
- RD is not a clever pony.
- RD, you broke Twilight.
- More Dashabetes!
- And then Twilight broke RD.
- INTERNET ARGUMENTS!
- "My knowledge of Celestia's fetishes is unparalleled!"
- Theory vs practice! Theory can suck an egg(head) most of the times.
- Fluttershy, professional moderator.
- Theater!
- Wat.
- Never work with animals.
- Pinkie censor, to the rescue!
- What.
- Whilst I approve of the extra mile in making it low-quality by intent, this really needs transcripts to understand.
- Doctor Whooves, how could you have fallen so low?
- Don't copy that floppy!
- What.
- Pinkie, element of honesty.
- Nobody likes Rarity this season.
- Rarity will be damned if she can't fix everything with fashion.
- RD is piercing the veil of reality.
- Fashion, fashion everywhere!
- Top Twilight.
- Somepony has vesiphobia.
- "Fuck you too, Applejack."
- "My existence is empty outside of apples."
- Brutal honesty at its finest.
- "There is no escape from the flash cards."
- AJ, just... Go home. You are not needed here.
- "My flash-armor will protect me!"
- ARGUING!
- Another career shut-down for Spike.
- NOBODY likes Rarity this episode.
- Dyslexia, thy name is Rainbow Dash.
- Oddly specific background lingering...
- Make way for the ponycopter.
- Driving skills 101.
- TIME TRAVEL GO!
- Apparently, Dash has a zoom-in feature.
- Apple Pulp Fiction.
- Apparently, clouds are empathic.
- *Tips fedora*
- SCHEMING!
- What a newb, gawd.
- Gripping dialogue!
- ACTIVATE CHECKHOV'S SKILL!
- "Your brain is hard-wired to voyeurism!"
- Rewind!
- Much drama from Nightmarity!
- Apparently, cannon blasts are a detail RD gives little fucks about whilst flying.
- Rarity, that isn't important.
- Epic beard captain!
- Must be that time of the month for Fairy Flight.
- Lesson learned: When you need to learn something, hire an army of tutors.
- Don't be silly Twilight.
- "In all honesty, though, you're a dumb pony."
- Something something morals.
- That's an impressive plot-chin on that exam officer.
- SUSPENSE!
- "You're the only one here, so you pass anyway."
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New episode!
Trade ya
Obligatory commentary
Highlights
- Three plots for the price of one! Though arguably, the RD/FS one was the 'main' one, and the plots are rather predictable.
- New animal get! Apparently, it's an Orthrus. There's also a short sight of one of the 'spookiest cave in Equestria' monsters in a cage, as well as a bunch of others.
- The chicken-selling guy is apparently a reference to Charles Nelson Reilly.
- Not liking Pinkie's plot-warranted stupidity this episode.
- AJ/Rarity in a generosity-off! Also, really poor trading values. How is a dirty old pot equivalent to two ponies-worth of other goods?
- Apparently, slavery/indentured servitude is perfectly legal / supported by rules in Equestria.
- The 'judge hammer' Twilight uses has the mane six coloring on it.
- Princess-hood apparently is a big deal. Although, it seems that most ponies are unaware of the full story until informed by a certain pink pony.
- Filly Derpy look-alike!
- Bioshock: Infinite is apparently a thing as well.
Trade ya
Obligatory commentary
- Trade Ya:
- - Rainbows!
- Capitalism, ho!
- Mass fan-rape in 5... 4...
- "Guess who's background pony now, y'all."
- Pink bunny!
- A fedora does not suit you, Rarity.
- Disaster averted.
- Wings: Now useful for displaying emotions too!
- Why is Carrot Top trading shoes?
- "And since there's never a disagreement, the status quo is eternal, and this will be a boring episode."
- Damn Twilight, you just know how to tempt fate, don't you?
- "I have hundreds of naked pictures of you."
- Dash is expanding her geek hobbies to 'collections' now, it seems.
- Dash, you've met the author of these books. You've ADVENTURED with the author of these books. How can you not MAKE an autographed version?
- Bear-call whistles sound like something Fluttershy might need more than a bird-call one.
- Predictable plot & bad idea #1, go!
- Bioshock ponies!
- So, to summarize: They'll take two ponies worth of goods, to get one item, to satisfy only one of the two.
- "Who could say no to exchanging a single object for such a huge assortment of items? Oh, yes! That is absolutely brilliant!" - Rarity confirmed for having zero economic savvy.
- Those crystal ponies are quite shiny this season. Also, ominous cardboard-cutout fire-pony.
- Friendship trade powers, go!
- Books!
- Reasonable pony is reasonable.
- Dashie, contain your wingboners.
- Sentimental value and actual value are an enigma to Dashie.
- "Look at this sad, sad pony."
- Suddenly, murder-dogs!
- And of course the Hagrid-pony approves.
- PREDICTABLE PLOT #2, GOOOO!
- Adorable wing-goodbye.
- Friendship-mental-sync at 90% accuracy. Soon, they will be ready to merge into the hivemind.
- Saxton Hale merchandise is AJ's apple of choice, it seeems.
- Rarity's sarcasm and rage are not subtle. She's had enough of bullshit this season.
- And drastically de-valued, since it's no longer one-of-a-kind. Hard to tell who's got the better item here: AJ's is marginally more useful, but Rarity can probably gift hers to somepony else.
- Skeptical Jack is an Apple.
- The old switcharoo. Why is the merchant allowing this fondling of goods?
- Angry ponies!
- The murder-doggies need some iron in their diet.
- Fluttershy gives no fucks about your murders, dogs.
- MURDER-DOG DEFUSED!
- Well, I get that he's trying to get rid of these eldritch horrors, but there has to be a better way than trading them away to unwary customers.
- That pony is incredibly metal.
- Chain all the deals! Also, Dashie is making lots of faces.
- Handicapped ponies return!
- Dash faces, all the Dash faces.
- Reference of a guy I don't know!
- Well, that's convenient.
- Well, since she got scammed with poor-quality goods, surely she gets a refund.
- Welp, that's a terrible trade. Reasonable pony is unreasonable.
- Unreasonable pony to the rescue!
- "I own all the markets."
- Welp, she's a witness. Guess you'll have to kill her.
- And that is how you traumatize witnesses into silence.
- "I'm making you my bitch."
- Is that an Egophiliac picture on that stand?
- Flaunt that princess-hood!
- Back to chain deal plot, it seems refunds are a suggestion, not a rule.
- Seems legit.
- Very subtle scam detection.
- I have no words for that mosaic. None that would make it funnier than it already is.
- What, no Scootaloo variants?
- ASSERTIVE PONY POWERS GO!
- Or not. Dashie to the rescue.
- When in doubt, harass traders by scaring customers away.
- GENEROSITY-OFF! Rarity will not be denied!
- "She was dirt, scum, the worst kind of wretch!"
- Value flaunting! Pinkie knows her profiteering. Capitalism ho!
- Disregard lesson, achieve capitalism.
- A phrase that needs a picture caption.
- Gah those faces. Reminds me of this.
- He's lovin' them oatburgers.
- Once again, Celestia's sun shenanigans cause trouble.
- This sequence sponsored by McDonalds. Oatburger patties look weird.
- And then the oatburger salesman got out of business because these two 'helpful' ponies care not if anypony paid for their meals.
- Ewww.
- FRIENDSHIP TUG-O-GENEROSITY!
- "If only we could fly over this crowd!"
- Or you could cause a mass panic. That works too.
- Fluttershy receives feels points. All of them.
- Please wait, Dashie's brain needs a few moments to completely break.
- Ewww. Not you too, Dash.
- Slavery/indentured servitude, go!
- And then Dashie lost ALL the karma.
- Pinkie, when she offers you a huge gem, you say yes.
- A lesson in economy: Don't let Pinkie Pie do it. Also, was that pony about to trade her baby?
- Nice tophat, Bon Bon.
- Legal lessons!
- And then Fluttershy went off to Manehattan, where she would be the star of her own spin-off show, 'Diaries of a dog walker'.
- And then nopony got what they wanted.
- "My rainbow hammer is the law! Obey it or be smitten by it!"
- ILLEGAL TRADE IN PROGRESS!
- Apparently, robots are canon in the fictional comic-book lands of Equestria.
- Reasonable trading is reasonable!
- Rarity is seething with rage.
- And then everypony got what they wanted. Except Pinkie Pie, who has done so eons ago.
Highlights
- Three plots for the price of one! Though arguably, the RD/FS one was the 'main' one, and the plots are rather predictable.
- New animal get! Apparently, it's an Orthrus. There's also a short sight of one of the 'spookiest cave in Equestria' monsters in a cage, as well as a bunch of others.
- The chicken-selling guy is apparently a reference to Charles Nelson Reilly.
- Not liking Pinkie's plot-warranted stupidity this episode.
- AJ/Rarity in a generosity-off! Also, really poor trading values. How is a dirty old pot equivalent to two ponies-worth of other goods?
- Apparently, slavery/indentured servitude is perfectly legal / supported by rules in Equestria.
- The 'judge hammer' Twilight uses has the mane six coloring on it.
- Princess-hood apparently is a big deal. Although, it seems that most ponies are unaware of the full story until informed by a certain pink pony.
- Filly Derpy look-alike!
- Bioshock: Infinite is apparently a thing as well.
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Totally agree... Sad that Pinkie's actions were the weak link in this episode. Equally feel Equestra seems to lack understanding of good trades.
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Rare animal handler doesn't have a cutie-mark. Oversight? or Plot point?
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Due to a genetic mutation, his cutie mark can be found on his face, and he does not, in fact, have a scar. In the far future, I won't be surprised if every pony had this, especially with the growing prevalence of clothing...Cardbo wrote:Rare animal handler doesn't have a cutie-mark. Oversight? or Plot point?
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Ok, so does anyone know whose OC they used for the Lamp guy?
Seriously, Im a pegasus with Black and purple hair, and I have the pony equivalent of a wheel chair, and a slight, difficult to place accent. It looks like it cam fresh off the Pony Creator.
Seriously, Im a pegasus with Black and purple hair, and I have the pony equivalent of a wheel chair, and a slight, difficult to place accent. It looks like it cam fresh off the Pony Creator.
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This explains it:Bronymous wrote:Ok, so does anyone know whose OC they used for the Lamp guy?
Seriously, Im a pegasus with Black and purple hair, and I have the pony equivalent of a wheel chair, and a slight, difficult to place accent. It looks like it cam fresh off the Pony Creator.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2014/04/trade-yah-story-behind-wheel-chair-pony.html
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New episode! Now with 300% more crazy pony and fridge horrors!
INSPIRATION MANIFESTATION
Highlights!
- Spike has denial issues when it comes to Rarity.
- Spike shows us some depth/growth. Both of his stomach and character. His breath is improving, too!
- Spike also shows some high degrees of denial/obliviousness when it comes to anything Rarity-related. He's also uncannily trusting of Rarity.
- Rarity once again shows us the true villains of the series: Ponies and their hidden pits of insanity they conceal.
- Rarity murdered and/or irrevocably transfigured/banished several ponies (the Mariachi band and the clown). She also created best background pony.
- Equestria is littered with artifacts that are apparently cursed with immense power / insanity-causing, but with simple methods of deactivation. Meaning why isn't this thing used for public benefit by carefully monitoring and deactivating it before the insanity kicks in?!
- Rarity's parents make another showing!
- The plot of this episode could very well work with *any* of the Mane Six (maybe not Rainbow Dash). All could potentially have horrible results. There's gonna be so many dark-fics after this episode.
INSPIRATION MANIFESTATION
- Commentaries!:
- - Festivities!
- Stop ruining the otherwise lovely scene, Diamond Tiara.
- Vinyl also sells records, it seems.
- Parents! Also some purple-mane pony.
- Pinkie Pie cares not for concussions.
- Fabulous puppet shows!
- Friend zoned!
- Then again...
- Willy Wonka put on some weight. And changed professions. Guess the terror-tunnel did a bit on his sanity.
- I think this is the fattest pony we've seen to date. excluding an over-gorged Pinkie Pie.
- Reasonable complaints. How did they cart it outside if it can't travel, though?
- Ventriloquism/puppet shows aren't exactly notable in a world of magical unicorns.
- Drama/feels in three...
- Somepony's in denial.
- "My tears are as black and gray as my soul!"
- Eat away the pain.
- How does she keep a figure? Spa treatments don't do much about the calorie intake, and she isn't exactly the type to ever exercise... I suspect anorexia.
- MEANWHILE AT THE SPOOKY CASTLE!
- Why is the owl here? Also, that joke is overused.
- Twilight's ears must be twitching.
- Don't be like that, owl.
- And then Spike learned a new life lesson/moral from an owl.
- Just kidding, time for the plot!
- Spike's breath is improving.
- Well that's not ominous at all!
- Clearly it was made by dwarves.
- Spike is emulating every D&D player in existence. Even the excuse!
- "Nat20 to disbelieve, bitches."
- Fun fact: 90% of Rarity's budget goes into comfort foods.
- She'd rather cancel an entire festival than go through it without a creative offering. ELEMENT OF GENEROSITY!
- Equestria confirmed for Raffaello.
- Pay no attention to the evil spikes.
- Pay no attention to the words of what is an obvious [s]curse[/s] super helpful, harmless spell.
- NOTHING OMINOUS AT ALL.
- Wait, so she turned two slabs of rock into an entire filled book?
- Oh hey, you gave reality-warping powers to Rarity. Good job killing the universe, Spike.
- Somewhere, hundreds of pony artists and Bronies are willing to kill to have this spell.
- How does this boost creativity? Other than by just making things faster to make?
- "I am not evil and/or crazy. Nope."
- Them are some snarky puppets.
- BEHOLD, REASONABLE ENGINEERING DESIGN!
- Okay, that puppetry is a bit impressive, considering they're pulling a cart.
- That face.
- Filly scouts!
- "I can stop whenever I want to. Unless the plot demands it."
- "Don't you dare judge me, semi-sentient avian."
- Meanwhile, at the carousel discotheque...
- PREPARE YOUR FASHION, DARLING.
- RY: "Still more sane than Twilight Sparkle."
Spike: "Fair enough."
- PONY CONFIRMED FOR 15 SEASONS!
- Slipping down that slope.
- "Gurl, you cray-cray. But I do want to get third base, so..."
- I wonder what would result from this situation if it were any of the other ponies.
- Horrifying transfiguration in three...
- Or not.
- Trying to dodge the SCP foundation, Rarity?
- A new low for Spike: Getting dumped in favor of a book.
- This is why there are no geneticists in Equestria.
- You monster! Rainbow Dash is allergic to fashion!
- Lots of food for a bird.
- That bird is now a member of the 1% elite.
- About as much as you know about making nests, probably.
- Condescending owl is condescending.
- When in doubt, ruin birthday parties.
- We all know that look. The look of having to eat fancy food.
- And then Rarity murdered/genetically mutilatedIMPROVED a clown.
- They're really packing the 'ominous descent into madness' shots, aren't they?
- And then a Mariachi band died in favor of best background pony. Alternately, it went on to have a decent career in Sam & Max games.
- And then Spike was transformed into a 'perfect boyfriend'.
- Hah, no. Just more Dwarf Fortress armor.
- Why isn't the owl telling her anything?
- Ah yes, the dread gazebo.
- Wouldn't they have suffocated by now?
- See, if this was realistic, the ponies would be grabbing their pickaxes. Unfortunately, they're morons.
- Pay no attention to the unhinged giggling.
- Snake, you are not.
- "Your compliment pleases me. You may yet live."
- That sounds like a lightning hazard.
- Well, thats one way of dealing with ancient evil artifacts.
- Let us hold a minute of silence for Rarity's crushed sanity.
- YOU DUN GOOFED, SPIKE.
- Spike's grisly death in three...
- Translated from owl: "You motherbucker."
- I CAN FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME, DARLING!
- And then Spike finally learned that he started the apocalypse, ascending himself to rank of Cutie Mark Crusader.
- All it's missing is latin chanting.
- And then, character growth! Namely, growing a pair. Made of adamantium.
- Pay no attention to the green evil magic that probably just went on to possess a little filly.
- Terrifying... or FABULOUS?
- Flashbacks! Not that anyone missed the explanation, since it was super obvious.
- Moral of the episode: Applejack fixes everything.
- "Also, sometimes you just gotta eat an ancient evil artifact."
- Frazzled mane!
- And by 'fix' she means 'looted'.
- Troll morals: The AJ way.
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Highlights!
- Spike has denial issues when it comes to Rarity.
- Spike shows us some depth/growth. Both of his stomach and character. His breath is improving, too!
- Spike also shows some high degrees of denial/obliviousness when it comes to anything Rarity-related. He's also uncannily trusting of Rarity.
- Rarity once again shows us the true villains of the series: Ponies and their hidden pits of insanity they conceal.
- Rarity murdered and/or irrevocably transfigured/banished several ponies (the Mariachi band and the clown). She also created best background pony.
- Equestria is littered with artifacts that are apparently cursed with immense power / insanity-causing, but with simple methods of deactivation. Meaning why isn't this thing used for public benefit by carefully monitoring and deactivating it before the insanity kicks in?!
- Rarity's parents make another showing!
- The plot of this episode could very well work with *any* of the Mane Six (maybe not Rainbow Dash). All could potentially have horrible results. There's gonna be so many dark-fics after this episode.
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- The plot of this episode could very well work with *any* of the Mane Six (maybe not Rainbow Dash). All could potentially have horrible results. There's gonna be so many dark-fics after this episode.
Seems like a unicorn only thing. Not sure it'd work for Earth Ponies and Pegasi. I will say that it went to the one pony who'd be most corrupted by its power.
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Miserable Rarity:
Best new hairstyle
Best fatty eating ice cream
Best God
This episode made me so legitimately happy.
Best new hairstyle
Best fatty eating ice cream
Best God
This episode made me so legitimately happy.
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I can imagine Rarity actually being among the more timid of the choices. She has her creativity and fashion-fixation making 'relatively' harmless changes at start, or changes that work off aesthetic (which sort of allows a degree of function). Other's fixations can cause a lot more trouble, potentially.Cardbo wrote:
- The plot of this episode could very well work with *any* of the Mane Six (maybe not Rainbow Dash). All could potentially have horrible results. There's gonna be so many dark-fics after this episode.
Seems like a unicorn only thing. Not sure it'd work for Earth Ponies and Pegasi. I will say that it went to the one pony who'd be most corrupted by its power.
Fluttershy would be animal oriented - unleashing a literal zoo/jungle/safari into Ponyville and devolving into a Dr. Moreau geneticist, or making things more animal-friendly than it is pony-friendly.
Twilight would be fixated on magic and/or science (books/knowledge) - in other words, Skynet-level technology cock-ups, Megaspells, the usual 'annihilation of the concept of physics via breaking reality', or if focused on books, forcing all entertainment and aspects of life to be 'in a book', or expressed via literature. The most destructive potential by far, though likely the one most 'curbed' at start, given enough discipline and self-control.
Rainbow Dash would either be completely harmless (utter lack of creativity or aspirations for such), or create a dare-devil world where everypony has wings, is genetically altered to be 20% cooler, and racing flying sharks is part of daily routine / survival. Also, everything turning rainbows, and the dorky/egghead stuff being disregarded/altered to fit her ideals (and thus bringing dysfunction).
Applejack would be fixated on apples. Her lack of creativity would result in a world that would be reflected as such - apple trees everywhere, and a devolution of all aspects of society to agriculture. It could also reflect her 'creations' by being shoddy, designed precariously, or being 'simple'. Also, apples everywhere. Nice way to ruin an ecosystem.
Pinkie Pie would just turn the world into an endless party. And would almost certainly be the first to mentally snap when her utter lack of knowledge in non-party fields interferes with the functioning of the world (as we've seen her bumbling during the Weird Al episode - no surgeon would want their OR 'partified') and thus makes everyone miserable, despite parties. She's also pretty much most likely to go haywire with it.
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Zarhon wrote:I can imagine Rarity actually being among the more timid of the choices. She has her creativity and fashion-fixation making 'relatively' harmless changes at start, or changes that work off aesthetic (which sort of allows a degree of function). Other's fixations can cause a lot more trouble, potentially.Cardbo wrote:
- The plot of this episode could very well work with *any* of the Mane Six (maybe not Rainbow Dash). All could potentially have horrible results. There's gonna be so many dark-fics after this episode.
Seems like a unicorn only thing. Not sure it'd work for Earth Ponies and Pegasi. I will say that it went to the one pony who'd be most corrupted by its power.
Fluttershy would be animal oriented - unleashing a literal zoo/jungle/safari into Ponyville and devolving into a Dr. Moreau geneticist, or making things more animal-friendly than it is pony-friendly.
Twilight would be fixated on magic and/or science (books/knowledge) - in other words, Skynet-level technology cock-ups, Megaspells, the usual 'annihilation of the concept of physics via breaking reality', or if focused on books, forcing all entertainment and aspects of life to be 'in a book', or expressed via literature. The most destructive potential by far, though likely the one most 'curbed' at start, given enough discipline and self-control.
Rainbow Dash would either be completely harmless (utter lack of creativity or aspirations for such), or create a dare-devil world where everypony has wings, is genetically altered to be 20% cooler, and racing flying sharks is part of daily routine / survival. Also, everything turning rainbows, and the dorky/egghead stuff being disregarded/altered to fit her ideals (and thus bringing dysfunction).
Applejack would be fixated on apples. Her lack of creativity would result in a world that would be reflected as such - apple trees everywhere, and a devolution of all aspects of society to agriculture. It could also reflect her 'creations' by being shoddy, designed precariously, or being 'simple'. Also, apples everywhere. Nice way to ruin an ecosystem.
Pinkie Pie would just turn the world into an endless party. And would almost certainly be the first to mentally snap when her utter lack of knowledge in non-party fields interferes with the functioning of the world (as we've seen her bumbling during the Weird Al episode - no surgeon would want their OR 'partified') and thus makes everyone miserable, despite parties. She's also pretty much most likely to go haywire with it.
I'm expecting Twilight to be more sensible with Artifacts of Doom, Rainbow Dash not caring since its not a Daring Doo novel, Applejack similarly not caring for because its not Apple or farm related, same Fluttershy as its not animal related, and lastly the same with Pinkie Pie. However Rarity is a unicorn, and fashion designer. She prides herself on creativity being her schtick, so when a spell that she can use comes along and allows her to put the ideas in her head and make them a reality, its really no wonder she fell off the deep-end here even without the magical curse.
Also, anyone want to bet that this isn't the last we see of the spell? I'm betting it'll play a major role in the final three episodes.
- Next three episodes:
Celestia sends Discord to deal with a threat to Equestria. Why would she send Discord? It takes a reality warper to deal with another reality warper. Such as one powered up by this spell.
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Agreed. Was that guy supposed to be a reference to someone, or did he just win voice actor roulette?
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Honestly, I'm not actually sure. The credits at the end say that Jay Brazeau played a character called Claude, and since I don't know any other character in the episode having speaking lines that could be worth enough to be mentioned at the end with a name, I assume Claude is the puppeteer...Bronymous wrote:
Agreed. Was that guy supposed to be a reference to someone, or did he just win voice actor roulette?
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According to TV tropes, the puppeteer ('Claude') is a mixture of being a Willy Wonka (clothing) and WC fields (voice) reference.Bronymous wrote:Agreed. Was that guy supposed to be a reference to someone, or did he just win voice actor roulette?
Last two episodes, you mean, since the next episode isn't part of the two-part finale.Cardbo wrote:Also, anyone want to bet that this isn't the last we see of the spell? I'm betting it'll play a major role in the final three episodes.
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- The next episode is "Equestria Games", after which is "Twilight's Kingdom pt1/pt2. And judging by the synopsis info that's been bouncing around, it seems unlikely the curse-book makes a return. Especially when one considers the previous foreshadowing and rainbow power / keys stuff."
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Have some new episode!
Equestria Games
Highlights:
- Spike gets what is quite easily the crowning awkward/embarrassing moment of awkward/embarrassing moments.
- Spike has performance issues, but gets over them.
- Flame breath upgrade! Kinda.
- What kind of safety standards allows ice archery. In a stadium where anypony is viable to get hit by one stray arrow and freeze/impale them to death.
- Magic-blocking technology for optimal cheat-prevention and handy-alicorn/unicorn-plot-solving-prevention! Surprising it's the only thing they do. No search for hidden contraband or weapons?
- Team Dash gets a 'great, but not best' conclusion to their contest, handled extremely anti-climactically. Same with the rest of the contest. I guess they're kinda trying to boast Olympic ''good sportsmanship'?
- New rulers of nations! Who get very little screen-time.
- Cherry Jubilee is apparently either a very prominent brothel owner, or the owner/mayor of Dodge Junction, considering her spot in the VIP booth.
- Bulk Biceps has a mother! (in the audience, right side of VIP booth).
Equestria Games
- Commentaries:
- - Train!
- Ponies doing macho manly things! Especially the mares.
- Fluttershy why you flying upside down?
- Checklists are tiring work.
- Fluttershy, you do realize he's in prime position to stare at your plot.
- DERPYYYY
- They're all being paid to cheer her on.
- Uncertainty? In rainbow horse? WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH RAINBOW DASH?!
- Scootaloo fails at basic sports concepts.
- "I'm being paid to raise Olympic sportsponyship."
- Work those muscles, Fluttershy.
- Welp, that baggage is doomed.
- Portable ramps kind of hinder their purpose if they're mobile.
- Lets teach the kids some more breathing exercises!
- And then kidnapping.
- Are you daft Twilight, he just face-planted onto a crystal floor.
- That sounds like the name of a terrible OC/Sue.
- That Crystal Heart seems like a engineering disaster/horrible injury waiting to happen.
- Feed him the green ones, or he will consume your crystal flesh!
- Actually, he kind of fumbled it. It was her husband's act of wife-tossing that got her to the heart.
- "Unless you count that one time where the whole city stadium burned down from a dragon attack. That's why we have crystals for houses now."
- Apparently, crystal ponies are fireproof, since he's holding charred charcoal and hot ash in his mouth.
- Who makes their child wear a pink cowboy hat? Also, looks like the Doctor's visiting as well.
- Rulers! And Cherry Jubilee is apparently part of high society (probably the brothel's). And what appears to be Bulk Biceps mother.
- Ms. Harshwhinny needs to get a stallion to unjam that stick out of her plot.
- That's a big torch.
- So apparently, Spike's actual full/legal name is "Spike the Dragon". Sounds like it could be an issue for bureaucracy.
- Wait why is Derpy on the team suddenly?
- Flags! Seems Dodge Junction is its own competitor. As are the griffons, Cloudsdale, and... Sweet Apple Acres?
- Listen to her man, she hasn't had her angry sex yet today!
- Every man's worst fear: Performance issues.
- I get Twilight being worried, by why does the red-mane pony worry about this?
- Ms. Harshwhinny is Mistress Obvious today.
- Purplesmart to the rescue!
- And then the episode had no plot left to resolve. Roll happy credits.
- Griffons! Now in red, blue, purple and teal!
- And then the games ended.
- Luckily, Scootaloo has Rainbow Dash now to make up for her shroedingers parents.
- "You dun didn't goof."
- That's what she said! Oh wait.
- That is a perfectly reasonable expectation to have, Twilight Sparkle. Too bad you're in a cartoon.
- "This is mah brah voice. It sounds vaguely male."
- Spike's disconnection from reality has reached an all-time new high.
- "That you have fans?"
"...Touche."
- [ Insert fart jokes here ]
- Lag-fires are the worst.
- "Explanation: 'Magic, bitch.'"
- Feels! Feel the feels of the feeling feel!
- It's easy to look good through puberty (if that voice is any indication) when you're a race of magic crystal shiny ponies.
- "Yep, gonna have to strip search that plot. Thoroughly."
- Security measures! Apparently they're not dumb with these. And that there's no such thing as a magic world championship. And it doesn't work for princesses.
- Pinkie exciting sports updates!
- Spike, this always ends in disaster. Initiative leads to ruin!
- Rock concerts are a lot less exciting when they involve actual rocks.
- Silver! The 'almost' of medals.
- NOW KISS!
- Griffons!
- Spike, what are you doing.
- Spike, staph.
- Well, you've stepped in it now.
- Oh wow.
- I.
- This.
- Wow.
- Cringing faces aren't enough.
- BON BON DOES NOT APPROVE.
- Oh Pinkie.
- It's too late, mother. The foal cannot un-hear.
- That moment when the gold medal winners realize they didn't actually win.
- This stands as an art piece, of quite possibly the most awkward moment ever depicted in a cartoon. The VA put all the stops to make this as awkward as possible.
- Oh Pinkie.
- Feels: The feels strikes back.
- With the complete butchering of a national hero's reputation?
- Cue elaborate methods of sabotaging their competition to ensure victory.
- Pinkie, why are you standing on that pony's head.
- Why is the feather scene so familiar?
- "We haven't mocked you enough yet!"
- That is incredibly elaborate and gimmicky for an actual sport.
- Suddenly, disaster!
- Well, the Doctor ran, so they're about to be horrifically impaled.
- Oh hey, audience that does something! UNLIKE SOME PRINCESSES.
- Dang. It's almost like the field was there to make it impossible for a Deus-Ex Machina to instantly/easily solve the crisis moment with magic.
- As an engineer who studied therodynamics, I can say that's not how it would work. It would just break apart, thus letting it fall faster, thus impaling anyone underneath.
- For so much ice, that's not much rain.
- Spike is pretty indifferent about this.
- "But you saved a hundred people! Everyone will adore you and give you favors and..."
"You saved the entire world. Several times. How are those favors working out for you?"
"...Touche."
- Mild mannered friendly neighborhood creature of myth with supernatural powers.
- "Yes, actually. But a brown pony asked me not to."
- I know what will restore your confidence! Handling explosives!
- Oh hey, there was another plot! And they won it! Good job!
- Morals!
- Not shown: Fireworks flying and exploding in the middle of the spectators. Because audience security is for wusses.
Highlights:
- Spike gets what is quite easily the crowning awkward/embarrassing moment of awkward/embarrassing moments.
- Spike has performance issues, but gets over them.
- Flame breath upgrade! Kinda.
- What kind of safety standards allows ice archery. In a stadium where anypony is viable to get hit by one stray arrow and freeze/impale them to death.
- Magic-blocking technology for optimal cheat-prevention and handy-alicorn/unicorn-plot-solving-prevention! Surprising it's the only thing they do. No search for hidden contraband or weapons?
- Team Dash gets a 'great, but not best' conclusion to their contest, handled extremely anti-climactically. Same with the rest of the contest. I guess they're kinda trying to boast Olympic ''good sportsmanship'?
- New rulers of nations! Who get very little screen-time.
- Cherry Jubilee is apparently either a very prominent brothel owner, or the owner/mayor of Dodge Junction, considering her spot in the VIP booth.
- Bulk Biceps has a mother! (in the audience, right side of VIP booth).
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Re: Take these broken wings and learn to fly: S4 Pony Discussion (Screened episodes only)
So far, there have been only two points in this series that I could not bring myself to watch the first time through (although that didn't stop me from listening to the audio as I cringed). The first was the CMC's song in "The Show Stoppers". The second was Spike's song in this episode. Sometimes I'm too empathetic for my own good; when watching situations like this, I'm practically an embarrassment sponge.
Also, as gimmicky as ice arrows are for just sport, it looks like it would be cool (if you'll pardon the pun) for combat purposes. Plus we learn how the heck pony archery works for non-unicorns.
...Was anyone else slightly disappointed that none of those archers even slightly resembled Haley Starshine?
Also, as gimmicky as ice arrows are for just sport, it looks like it would be cool (if you'll pardon the pun) for combat purposes. Plus we learn how the heck pony archery works for non-unicorns.
...Was anyone else slightly disappointed that none of those archers even slightly resembled Haley Starshine?
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